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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 776524 times)

andrea

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10635 on: May 02, 2018, 04:02:13 pm »

C

Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10636 on: May 02, 2018, 04:03:50 pm »

C

Oh no! There's too much gold in them there hills!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10637 on: May 02, 2018, 04:04:48 pm »

D.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10638 on: May 02, 2018, 04:06:35 pm »

D

Honestly, as anti-dwarf as I was during Cyl's time, I think we have an opportunity to get in good with them. I think they have many reasons to want to be our friend. We control a powerful and organized trade Empire at what seems to be the center of the human world, are finding strange minerals (sparkly copper and sharp glass) that may be of use to them, and the Eldrican Kingdom, which was once their ally, seems to be converting to The Cult of the Damned, which doesn't care for dwarves.

On top of that, they likely hold self-destruct buttons on two of our artifacts, so we ain't fighting them any time soon.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10639 on: May 02, 2018, 04:09:20 pm »

D!
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andrea

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10640 on: May 02, 2018, 04:12:47 pm »

It is not wise, in my opinion, to deposit a nation's wealth in the coffers of a foreign nation.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10641 on: May 02, 2018, 04:23:39 pm »

It doesn't actually say "let's give the gold to the dwarves"...
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10642 on: May 02, 2018, 04:32:49 pm »

no, but it talks of them as bankers, which might imply stuff like keeping our gold in their vaults, while getting stuff out of it. Most disastreous would be if they minted coins for us like a central bank, since it would be giving them the key to our very life blood ( I am assuming that everything out of dwarven hands has a self destruct button)

Of course it could just be asking for advice, but I feel that trade is a safer bet with all our trade laws.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10643 on: May 02, 2018, 04:33:56 pm »

Of course it could just be asking for advice
That's exactly what I read it to be.

Haspen, can you offer clarification here?
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andrea

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10644 on: May 02, 2018, 04:35:15 pm »

I would still vote C, but I would be far less opposed to D if it was just advice rather than direct involvement.

Of course, there is a good chance that their advice would be to let them take over our minting anyway...

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10645 on: May 02, 2018, 04:37:45 pm »

Initially you would be inviting them to talk about this and how they can help. Anything more concrete can come only from those talks.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10646 on: May 02, 2018, 04:39:08 pm »

no, but it talks of them as bankers, which might imply stuff like keeping our gold in their vaults, while getting stuff out of it. Most disastreous would be if they minted coins for us like a central bank, since it would be giving them the key to our very life blood ( I am assuming that everything out of dwarven hands has a self destruct button)

Of course it could just be asking for advice, but I feel that trade is a safer bet with all our trade laws.

I bet we could also ask the dwarves take some gold out of circulation by taking them up on that gold for steel trade they proposed awhile back. We have two gold mines now, and their previous asking price was the entire yield of one mine. Haspen said it would take five years of that deal to fully equip our army, and since we are scheduled to get 10 years worth of Parsian Gems as tribute, now would be a good time to take it.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10647 on: May 02, 2018, 04:39:39 pm »

that, it would be.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10648 on: May 02, 2018, 04:50:20 pm »

D Can't hurt to ask them.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10649 on: May 02, 2018, 04:53:53 pm »

Yeah, I'm gonna change to D as well because that's actually a really good point about the steel.
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