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Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.

Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.

A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.

3/6

Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.

I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

[Prophet]

A Let's get this over with.

[Haspen]

The messenger brings news.

Saenn is afraid of his failure, and worries that naught but death awaits him after his drunkiness got him into deep trouble. He asks for forgiveness and wishes to move to Damdamia to live in peace, and is ready to give up claims of his and his children to the throne of Methiant if you will be so kind and lenient.

A) Oh, well, sure thing.
B) Nah, he comes back to the palace first.
C) My soldiers will hunt him down, he needs to be brought before justice - before me!

[Taricus]

B, like shit are we letting him emigrate there.

[crazyabe]

B.

[Hotfire90]

B

[Criptfeind]

A

Sure, who gives a shit if he wants to go, really? We don't really need a drunkard around fucking shit up do we?

[Rockeater]

A

[Haspen]

You send the messenger back with clear demand for Saenn to come before you.

Next is messenger from Orcworld.

"Sire! A new tribe of peoples have arrived at the Fortress. They're birdmen, well, if birdmen had beaks made of flesh and skin with nostrils on the tip. Anyways!"

He gives you a written report from the fortress' commander; the birdmen were very enthusiastic about meeting with Methiantese, if their expressions were any indication. Their chirping language is of course unlike any in Methiant or our world, but they were able to communicate with body language. They gladly exchanged various gold and copper trinkets, as well as decorative feather accessories and some black 'glass' they had embedded in sticks and clubs. The glass is of very good sharpness, and is possibly used by the birdmen for tools and weapons. Furthermore, they were clearly agitated when they were shown some bones and skins of the flying lizards and their snake mistresses.

At the end of the exchange, the birdmen indicated they came from north-northwesternly direction, and, considering they behavior, they seemed to be inviting your soldiers and scholars to come visit.

The commander sent this dispatch to ask whether he should authorize an expedition into the unwelcoming mountains.

A) Nuh-uh, the snake ladies are there somewhere. No expedition.
B) Send a small group of scouts instead.
C) A proper expedition with proper guard detail (and gifts) will do.

[Rockeater]

B if it's goes well we will send a full exposition.

[Hotfire90]

B

[crazyabe]

B.

[mightymushroom]

B

[Haspen]

You order a small scouting party to be sent first.

1169 AD, Midwinter

Saenn has fled to Kingdom of Ysirene! Apparently, the messenger sent to you was a ruse; by the time he returned to the nobleman, your brother was already packed and left with his girlfriend - actually, wife, as they hastily married in an Alldivinist ceremony.

As for the nobleman who was hiding Saenn and likely helped him escape...

A) Dungeon him!
B) Let him go.
C) Demand an explanation and an apology.

As for your escapist brother...

A) Send some adventurers into Ysirene after him.
B) Send a letter to King of Ysirene, asking to help locate your missing relative.
C) Let him go.
D) Send your spies into Ysirene after him.

[Lucus Casius]

C
C

This isn't really worth the effort.

[Weirdsound]

CB

C
C

This isn't really worth the effort.

I'd normally agree with this, but might as well take the chance to get to know the ruler of Ysirene a bit.