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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 776786 times)

mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10530 on: April 29, 2018, 12:23:06 pm »

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Rockeater

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10531 on: April 29, 2018, 12:27:20 pm »

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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

Hotfire90

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10532 on: April 29, 2018, 12:30:37 pm »

D B Way to go Saenn, time to push them around a little and teach them their place.
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10533 on: April 29, 2018, 01:16:09 pm »

B I mean do they have a death wish? Do they not understand that lynching the foreign royal who was sent there as a part of a peace deal would both break said deal and anger his brother? Said brother being the Emperor of the Empire next door who just kicked your country's teeth in?  ???
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Arlos

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10534 on: April 29, 2018, 01:18:22 pm »

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milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10535 on: April 29, 2018, 01:21:17 pm »

B I knew we should have kept them under tighter control, but nooo instead we need to basically give up what we conquered because we are a bunch of wusses.
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ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10536 on: April 29, 2018, 01:36:41 pm »

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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10537 on: April 29, 2018, 01:41:46 pm »

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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10538 on: April 29, 2018, 01:53:46 pm »

B

We should sternly remind the Parsians where they stand, before recalling both the stupid wino brother and the girl to Methiant, forcing them to wed, and nameing a new visor. Is our son old enough for the job yet? The visor position would give our heir leadership experience, and perhaps lead to close relations with Parsia when he takes the throne.
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10539 on: April 29, 2018, 02:19:14 pm »

You send an angry letter to the Parsian court, reminding them whom they're dealing with.

1169 AD, Mid-Autumn

The court at Parsia have reached a decision; such a walking blasphemy that is Saenn and Hapsa cannot be allowed to live in Parsia anymore, and shall be exiled to Methiant, and entire Parsian court stands by this decision.

King Alalkan, in a separate letter, politely asks for appointment of a new Vizier.

A) That will be my son and heir, Bjern!
B) I'm sure there's some skilled diplomat amongst noblemen at my court.
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ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10540 on: April 29, 2018, 02:21:20 pm »

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Hotfire90

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10541 on: April 29, 2018, 02:22:45 pm »

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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10542 on: April 29, 2018, 02:30:21 pm »

A

Hopefully Saenn and Hapsa marry. Some nieces and nephews to serve as backup heirs would be nice... although I guess we could use that bastard bun in the oven if we had too.
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10543 on: April 29, 2018, 02:32:32 pm »

B I don't really want to risk our son and heir right now. Parsia doesn't seem particularly safe at the moment considering that we had hold the "We can still destroy your country" card over their head to stop them from killing our brother. I say let a trained diplomat do it.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

birdy51

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10544 on: April 29, 2018, 02:36:44 pm »

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BIRDS.

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