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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 777873 times)

crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1050 on: July 09, 2017, 03:22:34 pm »

B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1051 on: July 09, 2017, 03:40:54 pm »

D
dwarves aren't much like to forget, and we don't normally have this much cash on hand so it might catch us by surprise in 25 years.

I'm guessing the chain mail will act as an artificial martial trait for smaller engagements.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1052 on: July 09, 2017, 03:47:47 pm »

D It'll be good to have at least something should someone attack our small kingdom.
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1053 on: July 09, 2017, 04:18:45 pm »

D
We won't have this much money in 25 years.
It could pop up at a horrible time.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1054 on: July 09, 2017, 04:40:53 pm »

With the chainmail we can give a bonus (other than letters and speech) to our troops and while they might not want to go close quarters with us we still have the necklace to protect us from arrows

D

We will end with how much money?

3? 2 after the monks for a nice 5 army points
5 happy
4 pop
2 or 3 money (need do something if we choose army)
5 or 4 army
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1055 on: July 09, 2017, 05:38:18 pm »

A is my preference. Armor, while nice, isn't going to be as helpful to the nation as the security of a good harvest. With a good harvest, we can keep our populations high, our coffers filled, and our armies will be positively bulging with a number of healthy young men ready for battle.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1056 on: July 09, 2017, 09:52:47 pm »

A

I agree, the scepter is long term investment, since basically whenever we get fucked by weather we just end up spending cash on it, if we can fix that issue permanently it should (eventually, if we last for a long time) pay for itself.

The chainmail sounds nice but it sounds like it'd be mostly useful for small scale stuff, which is cool, but often  when we're in the squad level shit that means we're loosing the war, and that's not where we wanta be... Although we'll probably end up there eventually... But, we're charisma king. Lets try to avoid war.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1057 on: July 10, 2017, 01:19:19 am »

A

Weather control, exactly the kind of mad science this kingdom requires!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1058 on: July 10, 2017, 04:53:57 am »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1059 on: July 10, 2017, 09:25:32 am »

4 each for chainmail and scepter with instant pay each :V
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1060 on: July 10, 2017, 09:27:48 am »

It'd be great if it was possible to tell what the actual cost was, to be perfectly honest.
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« Reply #1061 on: July 10, 2017, 10:22:48 am »

I believe it's implied to be 5 Treasury for either item.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1062 on: July 10, 2017, 10:39:03 am »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1063 on: July 10, 2017, 10:48:11 am »

You agree to have the scepter crafted, with money given to dwarves when they're done. The leader of the runemasters bows.

"Then we shall descend into bowels of the earth and in the comfortable darkness we shall create what you have tasked us with, King Yoe." The dwarves leave the throne room, and Battlebrother Angst arrives.

"Greetings, King Yoe! I come on orders of the Cloisterlords of Tech, Angaven and Luathbas. Recently, there has been an increase in the numbers of recruits both entering our ranks and leaving for service in the local lords' armies. While large numbers of involved adherents pleases the Cloisterlords, the old Cloisters are unfortunately growing a little cramped and are in state of some disrepair. Therefore we were sent to procure alms for the restoration of the old Cloisters. I hath come to speak with you personally on this matter, as you have been always our supportive neighbour and amicable friend. Would you be willing to donate to the altars of Alldivines, so that our initiates can train and live in relative comfort and safety?"

A) "Nah, you will get my money only if you give something in return, warriorpriest!"
B) "Sure, I'm feeling generous this year anyways. Go forth and take some money from my Treasury!"
C) "Renovation? Why, I will donate a whole fortress so that you can create a new Cloister and have enough space for all your youngsters!"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1064 on: July 10, 2017, 10:53:26 am »

C

If we can get some kind of minor religious title out of this...
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