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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 777240 times)

Rockeater

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10350 on: April 24, 2018, 03:35:10 am »

We can put hunting down Manipur as part of the agreement.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10351 on: April 24, 2018, 03:42:37 am »

Moreover, we should ensure that Manipur is crucified before sorting out a proper treaty.

I see your point, but honestly I'm afraid we are vulnerable now and feel we should end the war and get our troops home ASAP. The bulk of our forces are busy in Parsia, we have already called upon both our vassal and our emergency reserves, and our ally is busy recovering from their own war. If somebody were to attack us now, we might be genuinely fucked.

If we can't break this young man in the next day or two, I'll reluctantly vote to just toss him into the dungeon and annex the land to bring this episode to an end.

We can put hunting down Manipur as part of the agreement.

Hunting that jerk down feels more like a job for our spies than an army at this point.
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Arlos

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10352 on: April 24, 2018, 05:00:10 am »

B
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10353 on: April 24, 2018, 05:08:54 am »

B - Lets give this one more shot. Keep up the pretext of being reasonable despite our overwhelming advantage.
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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10354 on: April 24, 2018, 08:18:57 am »

B

Like Weirdsound, I don't see our "advantage" as being all that great at the moment – our army winning this war does not guarantee successful rolls in the future.

Those who were talking beforehand made a plan to divide it into two or more parts and taking both as vassals. Well, Parsian pride and honor (and surely the son of Cyl understands pride and honor) won't let them accept vassalage today. In my view the choice is now whether to accept a decent-if-not-everything-we-wanted-on-a-platter offer or to insist on gobbling whole that which earlier seemed too large to swallow.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10355 on: April 24, 2018, 08:47:59 am »

B

Good points have been raised. Let's rebuild.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10356 on: April 24, 2018, 09:41:32 am »

You let everyone rest.

By the next morning, you two meet again to negotiate the fate of Parsia.

A) Argue for your initial demands.
B) Negotiate some different, middle ground.
C) Accept Alalkan's counteroffer from yesterday.
D) Announce annexation of Parsia and throw Alalkan into dungeon for wasting so much of your time.
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Taricus

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10357 on: April 24, 2018, 09:44:28 am »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10358 on: April 24, 2018, 09:45:47 am »

B - Maybe he'll accept Parsia staying mostly in one piece, but as a vassal.
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Taricus

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10359 on: April 24, 2018, 09:46:56 am »

Hell no, Parsia must be destroyed and splintered as an entity. No other solution will suffice.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10360 on: April 24, 2018, 09:49:02 am »

C.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10361 on: April 24, 2018, 09:53:45 am »

VOTE HAS BEEN CHANGED DONT LOOK AT ME HASPEN
« Last Edit: April 24, 2018, 07:45:21 pm by Blood_Librarian »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10362 on: April 24, 2018, 10:02:12 am »

C

I was ready to accept the counter offer yesterday and I still am:
  • We regain former Ceodwell and undisputed claim on the gold mines.
  • Mad Zealot Manipur is deposed and Parsia signs a treaty of non-aggression. Some advise against trusting them, but there are always meta reasons to distrust. Alalkan is at this point the indisputable heir and by all accounts he likes us.
  • Religious freedom in Parsia, making the rise of future Mad Zealots more difficult and encouraging cultural interchange and trade.
  • The above like contrasted against Cydwyl's recent behavior makes me think some kind of peaceful absorption may be more possible in the east than the north during Yoe III's reign.
  • (Meta) We already rolled to renegotiate, and it failed. Suck it up.

Hell no, Parsia must be destroyed and splintered as an entity. No other solution will suffice.

Why? Without more explanation, it sounds like the same stubbornness that got Cyl into three separate wars in Eval, not long after which they still ended up with home rule. Is constant warfare better than peace with tributes?

Edit: Forgot religion in my list of benefits.
« Last Edit: April 24, 2018, 10:36:21 am by mightymushroom »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10363 on: April 24, 2018, 10:07:31 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10364 on: April 24, 2018, 10:08:49 am »

Yeah, Eval ended up with home rule, but under the imperial banner. The deal with Parsia has no such concession regarding such a detail. Unless in Acquises to such a clause, I seen no reason to agree to any other part of a peace treaty.
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