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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 777925 times)

helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1020 on: July 08, 2017, 07:59:44 pm »

A
I do love money...
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1021 on: July 08, 2017, 10:06:01 pm »

A I want to go D cause from what I understand we traded for those Blackhearts so I don't know why they have the gall to demand our property after the people they sent to help us use them tried to kill us? That's an attempted assassination on us by people that the Felonsians sent to us. Plus do they think that our life is worth a lesser marriage to the one we already have or some silver and gold? Unfortunately we aren't the most powerful of states military wise so I guess money is the best we're getting out of this though. 
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1022 on: July 08, 2017, 10:53:05 pm »

We are going to be so fuckin rich next time.
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Tiruin

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1023 on: July 08, 2017, 10:55:01 pm »

:v

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A = Stuff more diverse than the other choices, it seems.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1024 on: July 08, 2017, 11:12:15 pm »

Fools, it would have taken us years and years to develop our own blackhearts, maybe our supply might have even run out by then.  Instead we now no longer have a trade pact with them and can sell to the highest bidder or develop the stuff full force.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1025 on: July 09, 2017, 01:49:51 am »

You agree to accept the money. The envoy triumphant, the princess unhappy, they leave the throne room while your courtiers help them settle the matters with Blackheart operators.

1084 AD, Late Spring

The trustworthiness of Felonsein royals is on point; few wagons loaded with chests of silver and gold arrive at your Palace!

1084 AD, Summer

"The summer barely started and droughts scorch the farmlands, my liege." Says the Advisor after getting you into an emergency meeting. "The peasants bemoan as the young plants is dying and seeds cannot open. Many say we need to prepare for the worst and procure foodstuffs from abroads."

He then scratches his nose briefly.

"Ah yes, now I remember. Now that we do not have Blackhearts anymore, your alchemists are inquiring whether you wish to sponsor their work and establish an annual funding of the development of our own Fireblood."

As for the drought crisis...

A) "Sure, we shall buy grain from our neighbours."
B) "We will perservere without foreign aid."

As for the Fireblood project funds...

A) "Agreed, tell them to use our money wisely."
B) "Nah, let them just tinker with it for now."

//Remember, no splits.
« Last Edit: July 09, 2017, 01:51:59 am by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1026 on: July 09, 2017, 01:51:59 am »

AA
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ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1027 on: July 09, 2017, 01:55:34 am »

A, A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1028 on: July 09, 2017, 02:12:08 am »

A,A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1029 on: July 09, 2017, 02:26:40 am »

You spend lots of money this summer!

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The procurement of grain went even better than predicted! Many cities stockpile enough grain to last them through winter even if it is going to be harshest winter in years!

1084 AD, Winter

Gemstones and minerals arrive at your Treasury; the silver does not. Instead, there's a report from the manager:

"We've on the dry spell, my liege. Little but few carts of ore has been dug out and processed this year. Therefore I must inquiry whether we shall obtain funds to prospect for other veins or are we to close the mines." You write a reply in which...

A) You promise him funds to cover his prospecting expenses.
B) You tell him to close the mines, at last.
C) You promise to contact the dwarves as they're masters of earth and will surely help us with this dilemma.
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Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1030 on: July 09, 2017, 02:43:53 am »

A
of course. We have to protect our investments.
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ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1031 on: July 09, 2017, 02:59:22 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1032 on: July 09, 2017, 07:33:30 am »

C: More expensive probably, but I think likely to be more consistent results.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1033 on: July 09, 2017, 08:08:37 am »

A, this is the whole reason we've been Scrooge McDucking it over here.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1034 on: July 09, 2017, 11:20:59 am »

C Dwarves REALLY like it when you call them for mining stuff
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