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Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.

Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.

A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.

3/6

Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.

I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

[Haspen]

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ddddd

_{Nooooooo! Tied vote, my nemesis!}

[Harry Baldman]

D!

[Kashyyk]

D

[Haspen]

You write down the date on a piece of scroll.

1166 AD, Summer

4to5

Furs once more provide very nice profits.

A report comes from the Army in Parsia; they've taken several more garrisons, and gathered information about the Gubtas; they've fought the Parsians into stalemate.

The Parsian envoy, Shamsham Thot, arrives at your court! His copper skin is certainly exotic and his beard is curled upwards just like his shoes. His robes are of finest ketton cloth, dyed white, purple and green.

"Greetings, Emperor Yoe! I am Shamsham Thot, envoy of most magnaminous Prince Manipur, soon King of all Parsia! Your treachery and penchant for backstabbery has been noted, and Prince Manipur has no time to deal with you. He has made a wise guess about your hopes for spoils and loot in this war. Therefore he offers to give away the lands that his father, Shapur, has bought from your father, Cyl, if you agree to ten years of truce and peace between our nations. So speaketh Shamsham Thot, voice of Prince Manipur, the Greatest of Parsia!

A) "That is not enough. Give me more!"
B) "This offer is so cheap it insults me! Begone Thot!!"
C) "Your master is indeed wise. I accept the deal!"

[Rockeater]

10 years isd planty of time to assasinate him,But still I will go with A, maybe change to B later, Changed

[milo christiansen]

B We have him on the ropes and he insults us?

[Prophet]

Oh... OH. You think it's a good idea to insult the Emperor who's army is kickin' your ass huh? B Just because your a rude fool who obviously doesn't know how diplomacy works. When the bigger stronger country is winning you don't offend it's ruler. Not that we should accept the deal of a murderous mad man like Manipur in the first place.

[andrea]

B. this is not about spoils, this is about him being dangerous.

[Arlos]

We want our family as well, is this included in the Option?

Also it’s funny that a kinslayer is calling us treacherous.

[omada]

A

just make him lose time and MAYBE give us info that we might use
if he storms off the room remenbers to yell "say my hello to your king the kinslayer"

[helmacon]

Begone Thot!

[Maximum Spin]

A

[Weirdsound]

B

Lets put this shit out of his misery.

[Puppyguard]

A

[Haspen]

You dismiss the Parsian envoy.

Few days later you receive a report; Parsian riders have broken into Tiftit Valley! They're not interested in conquest however, but pillage and destruction; they're destroying vineyards and farmfields, killing Hurthlings and torching their clan houses, which, per their traditions, are built on or are partially embedded into the hillsides.

The commanders of the outposts in Tiftif are doing what they can, but they were prepared for actual invasion force and not few hundred swiftly moving pillagers.

A) Bah! Then they should leave the garrisons and chase them out of the valley!
B) Our home soil has been attacked! This calls for emergency mobilization!
C) We need assistance - let's call our vassal, Evalians, to provide cavalry forces!