Wraith:
Cromwell laughs. "Real conflict is more about managing chaos than applying logic. In battle, you don't always know how many pieces the other side has, or even how those pieces will move. The game we just played could only be called a simulation of war if all armies were always identical and brainpower was the only factor that decided victory. If battle was actually like your 'chess', we'd be sending conscripts to university, not bootcamp.
I'm used to Chaos. I just find it a tad absurd that your world seems to embrace it during peacetime."
He emits the strange mechanical sigh sound once more. "I suppose I'd appreciate a bottle of Gin if you could get me one. Would help me take the edge off I suppose... Oh. And your name. I never got that from you. If you are trying to play nice with me you should at least share your name."
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The Pioneer:
"Yeah. Shouldn't be to hard. Bet you'll learn some interesting Alien swear words in the process as well."
Smith rises from his seat, and puts his tablet away. "Thanks again for helping with the leg hydraulics, mate, next time I update my own design, I should really focus on easier maintenance. Really shouldn't be a two person job this."
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Killer Queen:
Without warning, your own hand puts down your teacup, raises itself to your eye level, spins around, and gives you the middle finger.
"Like I said, I can control those who are close to death. Usually this just means dying people, but it applies to you and that lizard of yours as well."
She smirks, and releases your hand from her control. "I can also use the wasted life potential of those I end before their time to repair damage to my body. Aside from that, I have the same superior qualities as any other demigod I suppose..."