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Total Members Voted: 42

[Sanctume]

Sure, do the "Fun Song"-- but don't sing it. Shout it. Let its words ring out strong and clear, resounding through the stands of this subterranean Colosseum!

Having done this, declare ourself and our purpose here.

+1 Fun Song

[Dunamisdeos]

Sure, do the "Fun Song"-- but don't sing it. Shout it. Let its words ring out strong and clear, resounding through the stands of this subterranean Colosseum!

Having done this, declare ourself and our purpose here.

+1 Fun Song

Seriously this is the best webcomic ever.

+1

FREINDS, NOT FIGHTING! U AND ME, NOT UNENDING CONFLICT! N-EWHERE, EVERYWHERE!

Etc etc. Yo we should end by getting the crowd to chant "fun".

[Anonylemon]

Sure, do the "Fun Song"-- but don't sing it. Shout it. Let its words ring out strong and clear, resounding through the stands of this subterranean Colosseum!

Having done this, declare ourself and our purpose here.

+1, Maybe we could bring the our dwarfen ex-teammate back to life as well, to demonstrate our powers. (Only if we’re able to do that of course I’m not quite sure how good we are at putting blood back into people)

[King Zultan]

Sure, do the "Fun Song"-- but don't sing it. Shout it. Let its words ring out strong and clear, resounding through the stands of this subterranean Colosseum!

Having done this, declare ourself and our purpose here.

+1 Fun Song

Seriously this is the best webcomic ever.

+1

FREINDS, NOT FIGHTING! U AND ME, NOT UNENDING CONFLICT! N-EWHERE, EVERYWHERE!

Etc etc. Yo we should end by getting the crowd to chant "fun".

+1

+1, Maybe we could bring the our dwarfen ex-teammate back to life as well, to demonstrate our powers. (Only if we’re able to do that of course I’m not quite sure how good we are at putting blood back into people)

+1 Lets try this.

[Superdorf]

We'd probably wind up just producing some kind of weird dwarf-zombie... would give rather the wrong impression, no?

[Ultimuh]

We probably would just create a Damned One at best. At worst.. some form of abomination that would enrage all the other Dwarves. Probably..

[King Zultan]

If it makes something bad blame it on someone we don't like and say their a necromancer or something.

[wierd]

Better would be to experiment on one of the trolls, or other lesser creatures. Dwarves would see the immediate utility of a "tame"/"compliant" creature of that class, without having the ethics collision of doing that with a dwarf.

[IndigoFenix]

Oh great king of the Dwarves, law-giver of the Stone and He of the Mighty Beard,
I have traveled across time and space and transcended the boundaries of Life and Death
to stand humbly before you as an ambassador and herald of peace between our people.
Your glory and wisdom, and the beauty of your kingdom, have reached the ears of my kind, whose meager caves cannot compare to your great halls.
It is my wish to bring the might of your kingdom to even greater glory, and see the legacy of its beauty stand in the far and distant future!
I have acquired in my travels many great powers beyond the mere gift of speech,
and my allies include a fierce and powerful warrior, slayer of countless foes,
a goddess from the stars with knowledge and wisdom beyond mortal ken,
and a servant whose loyalty has never faltered.
Allow us to demonstrate our talents, great King, and we will show you the service we will perform in the name of the Dwarven Folk.

(Demonstrate talents here)

Only this I ask of in exchange, as an everlasting sign of the peace between our people: The dagger Tributescar.
The fine craft of your race, unparalleled by any other, have earned the admiration of my people for generations,
and we wish for nothing more than to gaze upon its beauty, bringing a glimmer of light to our pale and simple abodes.
For this, my associates and I will gladly lead you to the eternal glory you deserve.

[Naturegirl1999]

Oh great king of the Dwarves, law-giver of the Stone and He of the Mighty Beard,
I have traveled across time and space and transcended the boundaries of Life and Death
to stand humbly before you as an ambassador and herald of peace between our people.
Your glory and wisdom, and the beauty of your kingdom, have reached the ears of my kind, whose meager caves cannot compare to your great halls.
It is my wish to bring the might of your kingdom to even greater glory, and see the legacy of its beauty stand in the far and distant future!
I have acquired in my travels many great powers beyond the mere gift of speech,
and my allies include a fierce and powerful warrior, slayer of countless foes,
a goddess from the stars with knowledge and wisdom beyond mortal ken,
and a servant whose loyalty has never faltered.
Allow us to demonstrate our talents, great King, and we will show you the service we will perform in the name of the Dwarven Folk.

(Demonstrate talents here)

Only this I ask of in exchange, as an everlasting sign of the peace between our people: The dagger Tributescar.
The fine craft of your race, unparalleled by any other, have earned the admiration of my people for generations,
and we wish for nothing more than to gaze upon its beauty, bringing a glimmer of light to our pale and simple abodes.
For this, my associates and I will gladly lead you to the eternal glory you deserve.

+1 a wonderful speech this is

[mightymushroom]

Better would be to experiment on one of the trolls, or other lesser creatures. Dwarves would see the immediate utility of a "tame"/"compliant" creature of that class, without having the ethics collision of doing that with a dwarf.

I don't think trolls is a choice. Our hemomancy didn't work on them before. Troglodyte maybe?

I was going to say patch up the goblin, but she doesn't look like she needs any hemo-healing.

[Superdorf]

*snip*

Perfect.

Sure, do the "Fun Song"-- but don't sing it. Shout it. Let its words ring out strong and clear, resounding through the stands of this subterranean Colosseum!

FREINDS, NOT FIGHTING! U AND ME, NOT UNENDING CONFLICT! N-EWHERE, EVERYWHERE!

Etc etc. Yo we should end by getting the crowd to chant "fun".

This

Oh great king of the Dwarves, law-giver of the Stone and He of the Mighty Beard,
I have traveled across time and space and transcended the boundaries of Life and Death
to stand humbly before you as an ambassador and herald of peace between our people.
Your glory and wisdom, and the beauty of your kingdom, have reached the ears of my kind, whose meager caves cannot compare to your great halls.
It is my wish to bring the might of your kingdom to even greater glory, and see the legacy of its beauty stand in the far and distant future!
I have acquired in my travels many great powers beyond the mere gift of speech,
and my allies include a fierce and powerful warrior, slayer of countless foes,
a goddess from the stars with knowledge and wisdom beyond mortal ken,
and a servant whose loyalty has never faltered.
Allow us to demonstrate our talents, great King, and we will show you the service we will perform in the name of the Dwarven Folk.

(Demonstrate talents here)

Only this I ask of in exchange, as an everlasting sign of the peace between our people: The dagger Tributescar.
The fine craft of your race, unparalleled by any other, have earned the admiration of my people for generations,
and we wish for nothing more than to gaze upon its beauty, bringing a glimmer of light to our pale and simple abodes.
For this, my associates and I will gladly lead you to the eternal glory you deserve.

then this.

[Naturegirl1999]

*snip*

Perfect.

Sure, do the "Fun Song"-- but don't sing it. Shout it. Let its words ring out strong and clear, resounding through the stands of this subterranean Colosseum!

FREINDS, NOT FIGHTING! U AND ME, NOT UNENDING CONFLICT! N-EWHERE, EVERYWHERE!

Etc etc. Yo we should end by getting the crowd to chant "fun".

This

Oh great king of the Dwarves, law-giver of the Stone and He of the Mighty Beard,
I have traveled across time and space and transcended the boundaries of Life and Death
to stand humbly before you as an ambassador and herald of peace between our people.
Your glory and wisdom, and the beauty of your kingdom, have reached the ears of my kind, whose meager caves cannot compare to your great halls.
It is my wish to bring the might of your kingdom to even greater glory, and see the legacy of its beauty stand in the far and distant future!
I have acquired in my travels many great powers beyond the mere gift of speech,
and my allies include a fierce and powerful warrior, slayer of countless foes,
a goddess from the stars with knowledge and wisdom beyond mortal ken,
and a servant whose loyalty has never faltered.
Allow us to demonstrate our talents, great King, and we will show you the service we will perform in the name of the Dwarven Folk.

(Demonstrate talents here)

Only this I ask of in exchange, as an everlasting sign of the peace between our people: The dagger Tributescar.
The fine craft of your race, unparalleled by any other, have earned the admiration of my people for generations,
and we wish for nothing more than to gaze upon its beauty, bringing a glimmer of light to our pale and simple abodes.
For this, my associates and I will gladly lead you to the eternal glory you deserve.

then this.

+1

[MottledPetrel]

I haven't finished reading back everything I missed after being gone for like 7 months, but its funny seeing that my throw away comment 'Learn the Secrets of Hemomancy' has essentially defined the plot at this point.

[Naturegirl1999]

I haven't finished reading back everything I missed after being gone for like 7 months, but its funny seeing that my throw away comment 'Learn the Secrets of Hemomancy' has essentially defined the plot at this point.

if you woke up with a new type of magic, you;d want to learn as much as possible about it, right?