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[MadMonkey]

o/ question

Once we are there, how do we get back onto the ship? Do we walk back through this "gate" or do we need to have some kind of communicator/com badge/dimensional cell phone macguffin?

"Class B gates work both ways. After we arrive I will land on the moon, well within range of the gates."

[Dunamisdeos]

Perfect.

[King Zultan]

Now lets sit back, relax, and watch the inflight movie.

[MadMonkey]

Try to make one of these:

This is a dingo bone figurine of The Future, an image commissioned by Noi Dontwan Tacracker the kea woman upon her ascension to the position of expedition leader in Birb Wilds. The image depicts Noi Dontwan Tacracker the kea woman and dingoes. All craftskeaship is of the highest quality. Noi Dontwan Tacracker the kea woman is sitting on a throne. The throne is surrounded by a heap of shinies. The dingoes are wearing leashes. The dingoes are guarding Noi Dontwan Tacracker and obeying her every command.

You are now a competent bone carver.



You overhear Kudo and Edi arguing. Edi says, "I can't believe you lost the feather Noi gave you!" He coughs as he catches his breath.



Kudo replies, "I- I guess it got misplaced in the fray with the dingos. Can I- can I have one of your feathers? Maybe she won't notice."



Edi yells, "Gaaah! No! Hey Noi! What's the plan here? We have no supplies, no connections to any merchants. We need a supply of booze!"

Before you can reply, something swoops in and steals your meat.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

Holy shit you guys it's a vulture man.

Ask it nicely if it wants to join our party. We could always use more bird people.

[King Zultan]

Holy shit you guys it's a vulture man.

Ask it nicely if it wants to join our party. We could always use more bird people.

+1 More birds for the bird throne?

[Naturegirl1999]

Holy shit you guys it's a vulture man.

Ask it nicely if it wants to join our party. We could always use more bird people.

+1 More birds for the bird throne?

+1

[mightymushroom]

Holy shit you guys it's a vulture man.

Ask it nicely if it wants to join our party. We could always use more bird people.

+1 More birds for the bird throne?

+1 Let's play flying tag

[Superdorf]

Holy shit you guys it's a vulture man.

Ask it nicely if it wants to join our party. We could always use more bird people.

+1 More birds for the bird throne?

+1 Let's play flying tag

+1

Also give our human friend a fresh feather. We'll not be angry at him after all he's done for us!

[Mephansteras]

Holy shit you guys it's a vulture man.

Ask it nicely if it wants to join our party. We could always use more bird people.

+1 More birds for the bird throne?

+1 Let's play flying tag

+1

Also give our human friend a fresh feather. We'll not be angry at him after all he's done for us!

+1

[Naturegirl1999]

Holy shit you guys it's a vulture man.

Ask it nicely if it wants to join our party. We could always use more bird people.

+1 More birds for the bird throne?

+1 Let's play flying tag

+1

Also give our human friend a fresh feather. We'll not be angry at him after all he's done for us!

+1

+1

[PlumpHelmetMan]

Holy shit you guys it's a vulture man.

Ask it nicely if it wants to join our party. We could always use more bird people.

+1 More birds for the bird throne?

+1 Let's play flying tag

+1

Also give our human friend a fresh feather. We'll not be angry at him after all he's done for us!

+1

+1

+1

[Dunamisdeos]

Can I- can I have one of your feathers? Maybe she won't notice."

Edi yells, "I'm not gay!

Have we accidentally initiated courtship rituals? If so, I ship it.

Also, +1 to initiating diplomatic relations with the local vulturefolk. Maybe don't give them any feathers until we know more about that.

[Erils]

ptw

[MadMonkey]

ptw

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