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6 (14.3%)

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17 (40.5%)

Total Members Voted: 42

[MadMonkey]

"Cityscar Tributeshanks John."

"Parent lock activated."

[Naturegirl1999]

"Cityscar Tributeshanks John."

Because why not.

Yes +1

[MadMonkey]

"How many children do you have?"

[Superdorf]

Uhh. Do we have children? I don't think we have children.

[wierd]

"The purpose of the parental lock is to prevent others from using this vessel inappropriately. Classify all sentient lifeforms other than myself as adopted children, if that is necessary for the function of this feature."

(Really, we are a kobold. Parentage of any specific egg is going to be very difficult, especially with a communal rookery chamber. It's probably too much to inquire about, but if Craig has ever done the nasty, he probably has at least one hatchling someplace. I only mention this because oviparous organisms like this either are extremely vulnerable to having eggs dropped into their nest (cuckoos for the win bob), or they have a communal nest structure and such concerns are moot.  Not sure which category Kobold fits into. Craig potentially has a different conception of "children" than mammalian sentients do.)

[MadMonkey]

Classify all sentient lifeforms other than myself as adopted children."

"I, uh, I have DOZENS of children. Anyone who comes on this ship is my adopted child."

"Understood..."

[1freeman]

Ask about the features of the parental lock (what features can the "children" use while the lock is in effect).

[King Zultan]

Ask about the features of the parental lock (what features can the "children" use while the lock is in effect).

+1

[Superdorf]

Ask about the features of the parental lock (what features can the "children" use while the lock is in effect).

+1

Ahh what the hey. +1
But I really would like to get out of here sometime soon.

[Dunamisdeos]

Ask about the features of the parental lock (what features can the "children" use while the lock is in effect).

+1

Ahh what the hey. +1
But I really would like to get out of here sometime soon.

Check this then let's go find Mathias and get this story rollin'

[Naturegirl1999]

Ask about the features of the parental lock (what features can the "children" use while the lock is in effect).

+1

Ahh what the hey. +1
But I really would like to get out of here sometime soon.

Check this then let's go find Mathias and get this story rollin'

+1

[Dunamisdeos]

Before we exit the ship, shout "fire phasers on full" and sprint away cackling.

-1 Don't do this for reals though.

[Naturegirl1999]

Before we exit the ship, shout "fire phasers on full" and sprint away cackling.

-1 Don't do this for reals though.

-1 why would you suggest something you don’t want?

[Dunamisdeos]

Before we exit the ship, shout "fire phasers on full" and sprint away cackling.

-1 Don't do this for reals though.

-1 why would you suggest something you don’t want?

It's really funny to think about doing it.

[wierd]

(silently wishes that startrek would cameo how awful early voice-controlled star ships would have been, when the ship's computer totally gets what you said wrong, in just the most horrible way possible.)

Spoiler: I really want to see a slapstick "history reel" with stuff like this in it (click to show/hide)

The setup-- Your "totally not Montgomery Scott" character is attempting to help load cargo supplies using an airlock door into a cargo bay. He is safely secured to the deck in the airless cargo bay by a heavy rope tether.  He instructs the ship to close the cargo bay door.  It slams shut violently, catching the rope in the door with perhaps a single foot of slack for him to turn to one side slightly. He utters incomprehensible epithets in Gaelic, before using his communicator to raise engineering, demanding to know what monkey last serviced the cargo bay door. Meanwhile, the cargo bay atmospheric controls are dutifully repressurizing the bay.  Just as our "Not Mr Scott" is loudly berating the crewman underling that performed the service, and shouts the phrase "Rope in the damned bloody door!", the computer helpfully interperets the statement as "Open the cargo bay door".  Which it does.  Suddenly, and forcefully. Before depressurizing the room. 

Cut to scene of Not Mr Scott being shot out of the cargo bay like a bullet, and doing a horizontal bungee jump as the tether runs out.  The shot is eerily quiet, 2001 space odyssey style.