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Total Members Voted: 42

[MottledPetrel]

Carve a figure of an incredibly muscular dolphin man flexing a menacing and sassy pose.

Name him Sheldon.

[Lunardog15]

bandage the human
we don't want them to die

[Dunamisdeos]

Carve a figure of an incredibly muscular dolphin man flexing a menacing and sassy pose.

Name him Sheldon.

Ok this one is pretty good

[MadMonkey]

Meanwhile...



"For being so old, you aren't very good at checkers." you say.

[Superdorf]

Woohoo!

Maybe we just need to try something more up Matthias' alley. Ask him if he knows any other games we could play!

[MadMonkey]

Ask him if he knows any other games we could play!

"There was a game where people would hide and I would find them."

[Ultimuh]

Teach him a game you call Calvinball Koboldball.

[Superdorf]

Ooh, hide-and-seek... we'd be great at that!

Ask Matthias to explain the rules in further detail. Just in case it's some kind of "I find you, and then I try to kill you" sort of affair. You never know.

[MottledPetrel]

Specify that being found does not result in death.

Also suggest badminton as an alternative. Explain it in a way that makes it seem that you're trying to cause the birdie to die of blunt force trauma and get it to land in the 'grave' on the other side of the net. If it lands outside the other one, or in your 'grave' you lose. I feel like Matthias might get that one a lot better than checkers. If he starts hitting it too hard, or not hard enough, we can change the size of the court or modify the rules or something.

Finally, we can try curling on a blood slicked surface. That might be fun.

[MadMonkey]

Ask Matthias to explain the rules in further detail. Just in case it's some kind of "I find you, and then I try to kill you" sort of affair. You never know.

"There were no rules. I would try to kill people and they would try to postpone their fate by hiding."



"Come on, no. Here are the rules. You cover your eyes and count down from 60 while John and I hide. When you get to 0 you say, 'Ready or not, here I come.' and start looking for us. The last person you find has to look next. No killing what so ever."

"I understand." he says as he covers his eyes . "60, 59, 58..."



Where do you hide?

[PlumpHelmetMan]

We could just hide face-down in the blood sea (already dead so no risk of drowning) and cloak ourselves with our toga (which is, of course, also made of blood).

[Superdorf]

Maybe. That would only really work if our dead self is capable of suppressing the involuntary twitching typical of living beings...

...but hey, let's try it! This will be an interesting experiment.

[MadMonkey]

We could just hide face-down in the blood sea  (already dead so no risk of drowning) and cloak ourselves with our toga (which is, of course, also made of blood).

You still need to breathe.



"48, 47, 46..."

[Superdorf]

Oh. Oop.

Uhh, go hide in some stonework! Use our sharply-honed kobold instincts to find the PERFECT SPOT.

[MottledPetrel]

Create a bunch of kobold shaped blood decoys and get the fuck out of there. Hide in the first convenient spot you find after 40 seconds. Watch to see what Matthias does to the decoys. Confirm that he isn't just going to strike you down when he finds you.