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Total Members Voted: 42

[Superdorf]

Wait wait wait that's blood?

You have the POWAH here! Raise geysers! Shape typhoons! Become the god you were meant to be!

Oh, also... crazy robe guy was probably telling the truth back there. Something's up with Armok. Something big.

[Dunamisdeos]

I NEVER LOST HOPE.

Assess our surroundings. Dodge roll to make sure it isn't a dream. Only humans pinch themselves.

[wierd]

Also, pinching would be ineffective, due to lack of skin.

[Dunamisdeos]

Also, pinching would be ineffective, due to lack of skin.

I mean, we seem to retain motor function. Anything is possible.

[mightymushroom]

I mean, it might not be blood. It might be cranberry juice. But we can at least try.

[Dunamisdeos]

Assess our surroundings. Dodge roll to make sure it isn't a dream. Only humans pinch themselves.

Addendum: Taste the cranberry juice. Many questions are about to be answered.

[King Zultan]

Assess our surroundings. Dodge roll to make sure it isn't a dream. Only humans pinch themselves.

Addendum: Taste the cranberry juice. Many questions are about to be answered.

+1

[TheFlame52]

Assess our surroundings. Dodge roll to make sure it isn't a dream. Only humans pinch themselves.

+1

[MadMonkey]

Look around. See where we are.

You look around and see an ocean of blood that extends out to the horizon in all directions. There are some mountains in one direction.

Dodge roll to make sure it isn't a dream. Only humans pinch themselves.

You dodge roll and this definitely isn't a dream and this is definitely real blood.

Try using hemomancy to craft a new body out of the sea of blood.

You feel your hemomantic powers are greatly amplified by this place.



You knit the blood over your bones and turn it into living flesh.







What do you do next?

[PlumpHelmetMan]

Holy shit I've missed so much! Praise the return of Grawr/Craig!

First things first, look for something to use as a makeshift loincloth.

[Imic]

First things first, look for something to use as a makeshift loincloth.

+1
Head towards the mountains. Inspect the... Sun?

[Dunamisdeos]

Excuse me if we are making a magical body according to our will, make it ripped and awesome, perfect according to the ideals of koboldkind. Demigod-stats that shit.

[MottledPetrel]

Make yourself a nice red fedora while you're at it, if it has to be made out of living flesh so be it. Loincloths are for pansies, go for a whole badass roman-style toga, preferably red.

[mightymushroom]

Excuse me if we are making a magical body according to our will, make it ripped and awesome, perfect according to the ideals of koboldkind. Demigod-stats that shit.

I think maybe we did . . . compare this image to page 1 where Grawr/Craig has skinny little arms and a paunchy belly. I think he's even made himself taller.
And that expression of raw command – here is a god among kobolds!

+1 head for the mountains. Who needs loincloths, we have a censor bar.

[stingpie]

So, here's a bit of analysis:
Grawr has some sort of holy symbol on his chest, seems to rule over a domain purely of blood,
Grawr is a deity, Grawr controls blood,

Is Grawr armok???

Construct a castle of purely blood and flesh. Use this tower to see if there is anybody around.