Just keep a safe distance from the crazy human for now.
Besides, we got better things to do.
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Also, we still need to get something to drink and get some sleep. It's been a long day.
"No thank you. I'd rather not." you say.
The red robed man picks up his sign and starts to shout "Entropy is inevitable! When the world grows homogeneous, Armok will cleanse the world with magma and you will burn for your sins. Smash bang boom! Down to the smaller subatomic. Smaller than a prickle berry seed and BOOM! BOOM BOOM! He will forge the world anew over and over until he finds one that satisfies his lust for chaos!"
"Okay bye." you say and you start walking towards the
The Berry and Cinnamon.
You find your friends at the
The Berry and Cinnamon. You celebrate your victory over quite a bit of sewer brew.
You are all feeling very tired and drunk so you each rent a room and head in for the night. You think now is a good time to read that book you found. It is titled
Concerning Bridlecrowns and it tells the history of the city Bridlecrowns.
In time before time there were many tribes of humans in The Paste Steppe region along the coast off The Water of Enjoying. They were at constant war with eachother and lived in a miserable, primitive state.
That all changed in year 8 when Nithim, god of scholarship and writing, came down from the heavens and taught the humans how to work together in peace. The humans worshiped Nithim and they created the civilization known as The Jade Union with Nithim as their law-giver.
Bridlecrowns was built in the year 1 next to a natural bay. Before the arrival of Nithim it was a small fishing village. Nithim made it the capital town of his new government and encircled the town in large walls to keep out goblin sieges and monsters. At the center of the Bridlecrowns Nithim had built The Insightful Sanctuary the largest library in the world.
When The Blind Plague, a goblin civilization, waged war on The Jade Union in 24 Nithim authored
Mysteries of Fire and let his most devout clerics read it. The guide gave those clerics knowledge of how to control fire. They used this power to drive back the goblin hordes and win the war.
The True Fellowship was the name of Nithim's religion and they were given the responsibility of enforcing the law as Nithim saw fit. They over saw an era of peace and happiness that lasts to this day. That is about the part where you fell asleep.
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