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[Fish Preferred]

Undulate arrhythmically at the ankylosaurid in an attempt to disrupt its innate motion and create a damaging pressure surge within.

+1
Yes, the beast will fall to our yet-undisclosed mastery of drunken boxing.

[pikachu17]

If it does not have deadly dust or the like, have the dwarf distract it, while you climb up its side onto its back, hang on, and stab it until it dies.

[MottledPetrel]

Forgotten Beast Dust: Causes an unsightly, chafing, and painful rash in the pants region.

[mightymushroom]

Forgotten Beast Dust: Causes an unsightly, chafing, and painful rash in the pants region.

There goes our chance to ship with the goblin.

[DwarfMines]

Undulate arrhythmically at the ankylosaurid in an attempt to disrupt its innate motion and create a damaging pressure surge within. Try to convince your companions to do the same for maximum effect.

I imagine it like using a hula hoop without the hoop and without any coordination.

+1 creative thinking!

Also, since shields block all sorts of nasty things, and our dwarf buddy equipped our only shield, stay behind him – but not directly behind, in case the beast has a line attack – and make sure he draws the aggro. No idea what his skills are, but he's still the best tank we've got. Kobold and goblin circle in opposite directions looking for strikes of opportunity.

And, as always, avoid becoming Tired!

+1

[King Zultan]

Undulate arrhythmically at the ankylosaurid in an attempt to disrupt its innate motion and create a damaging pressure surge within. Try to convince your companions to do the same for maximum effect.

I imagine it like using a hula hoop without the hoop and without any coordination.

+1 creative thinking!

Also, since shields block all sorts of nasty things, and our dwarf buddy equipped our only shield, stay behind him – but not directly behind, in case the beast has a line attack – and make sure he draws the aggro. No idea what his skills are, but he's still the best tank we've got. Kobold and goblin circle in opposite directions looking for strikes of opportunity.

And, as always, avoid becoming Tired!

+1

+1

[bluebe123]

Forgotten Beast Dust: Causes an unsightly, chafing, and painful rash in the pants region.

There goes our chance to ship with the goblin.

If both Grawr and the goblin has it, then there isn't a problem!

[MottledPetrel]

If anything, the shared inconvenience will bring us closer together.

[MadMonkey]

Can we sense this thing's blood?

You can sense it's blood. It was the large creature behind the copper door.

Undulate arrhythmically at the ankylosaurid in an attempt to disrupt its innate motion and create a damaging pressure surge within. Try to convince your companions to do the same for maximum effect.

You undulate at the anklyosaurid. Your companions don't seem to be following along

"What are you waiting for? You have a shield now. Attack it!" The goblin says.



The dwarf yells nervously and charges toward the anklyosaurid.
The dwarf slashes the anklyosaurid in the front right leg with his adamantine sword, tearing the muscle and chipping the bone.




"Death is all around us. Begone fear!" The dwarf shouts.

If it does not have deadly dust or the like, have the dwarf distract it, while you climb up its side onto its back, hang on, and stab it until it dies.

You jump onto it's neck while it is focused on the dwarf and start pulling yourself up.



You manage to straddle the neck. The anklyosaurid strikes the dwarf with it's tail but it is blocked by the adamantine shield.



You stab the neck over and over. It tries to shake you but you hold on for dear life.



After some time the anklyosaurid falls. You are now a Grand Master Knife User



The crowd is a cacophony as you wave and flex.

[Mephansteras]

Hmm, I sincerely hope it does not have deadly blood of some sort.

Well, too late for that now. We couldn't sense the last creature's blood, so there is a decent chance whatever it is doesn't have any. We may have to be super careful in the next fight.

[Superdorf]

Yup yup yup that was deadly blood. That thing died too quick to not mess us up somehow.

Try to make all this blood slide off us with hemomancy. If the hemomancy doesn't work to get it off, roll around in the sand. If that's not sand but some kind of rock... uh, just wipe ourselves down as best we can.

If the hemomancy does work, do it to the dwarf too.

Hemomancy's a wild-card we didn't want to spend yet, but this stuff could be anything from "mild dizziness" to "full-body necrosis". I'd rather not take that risk.

[MadMonkey]

Try to make all this blood slide off us with hemomancy. If the hemomancy doesn't work to get it off, roll around in the sand. If that's not sand but some kind of rock... uh, just wipe ourselves down as best we can.

You wipe off all the blood with hemomancy fairly easily. You roll around in the sand just in case. You feel nauseous desite your efforts.

The dwarf says "BLAAARGH" and throws off his helmet. He then vomits blood.



Blisters start to form on your body.



The flesh on your entire body bursts.



You are deceased. Press ESC to finish.

[Mephansteras]

Well, it was only a matter of time.

RIP little Kobold. You entertained well. (Both us and the Arena Crowd)

[MottledPetrel]

That, was a lot faster than I thought it was going to be. Now we need to be revived as a cyborg kobold, a cybold competent hemomancer.

[Ultimuh]

Aaw man. What are we supposed to now now?

We are now the Female Goblin.
Please?