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17 (40.5%)

Total Members Voted: 42

[Rethi-Eli]

Looks like someone's on the path to insanity

If someone opens the barrel prematurely, pop out excitedly and use your gift for giving extravagant speeches. Dramatically tell everyone that you are A POWERFUL GENIE and that you need help returning to your true form after being cursed into a kobold body. Then demand lots of tasty food treats and gold, because obviously that's what you need.

Use your big voice!

+1 to this but with engravings of cats instead of voice

[MadMonkey]

There is silence except the rumbling of the wheelbarrow and Bembul's mumbling. The voices in your head are hard to block out now.



You wonder how tall this rampcase is. Rampcase. Is that a word in Dwarven?



You mind has wandered from etymology to epistemology. How do we know anything at all. What if you are, like, just some character in an elaborate engraving on a wall. Your purpose would be predetermined by the engraver of the engraving. Any effort to shape your future would be pointless as it is already set in literal stone. You would be like a minecart stuck on rails going down an infinite ramp into the abyss...



You spend a lot of time thinking about how cool Tributescar is and all of the things you will do with it.

You think about cats.

You think about some other things.

You come up with a story about a kitten who goes on an adventure and has tons of agency in it's own little world. You draw the cat on the barrel.



It has been at least a forty five minutes since you started down the ramp. Bembul starts chanting the word shells.



"Will you shut up about the shells mate. We are nearly to the bottom but you're driving me bonkers." You assume that is Cog speaking.

The wheelbarrow suddenly stops moving.

[Imic]

The pictures are broken for me.

[MrLurkety]

The pictures are broken for me.

Reload, and try to clear your cache if that doesn't work.

[Glass]

Create shells with the power of your mind! (Discreetly)

[Rethi-Eli]

Oh no no no no no
Stay calm, be quiet, pretend that you're not there and hope Bembul forgets about you

[Dunamisdeos]

Create shells with the power of your mind! (Discreetly)

+1
 
But if this doesn't work, Wait for him to go Berserk and then tip the barrel over and roll away down a ramp.

[MrLurkety]

Create shells with the power of your mind! (Discreetly)

+1
 
But if this doesn't work, Wait for him to go Berserk and then tip the barrel over and roll away down a ramp.

+1

[RAM]

It really depends upon your definition of shell. I mean, sure, there are no sea-shells. Nor river shells. What of carapace shells? Or artillery shells? Or shell-shocks? Or mental shells? Or poorly pronounced cells...

[Starver]

Set up a non-trading company to be used as a financial vehicle to obfuscate the financial interactions of other enterprises or individuals, and sign off executive control to Bembol....
 

[Glass]

Set up a non-trading company to be used as a financial vehicle to obfuscate the financial interactions of other enterprises or individuals, and sign off executive control to Bembol....
 

Are you sure you're in the right thread?

[Starver]

Yup!

[tapk]

Press [ I ] and look in your bag again. Maybe you missed something last time, and that something was any kind of shell.
(Of course you didn't miss anything but you just needed to check)

[Puppyguard]

Create shells with the power of your mind! (Discreetly)

+1
 
But if this doesn't work, Wait for him to go Berserk and then tip the barrel over and roll away down a ramp.

+1

+1

[MrLurkety]

Press [ I ] and look in your bag again. Maybe you missed something last time, and that something was any kind of shell.
(Of course you didn't miss anything but you just needed to check)

+1