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Total Members Voted: 42

[Parsely]

What would attract the least attention is whatever our dwarf/elf are just about to tell the official, right? So maybe we ought to sound like something sitting waiting, still to be described, rather than it risk sounding like the barrel full of flour sacks is infested with vermin...

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[RAM]

Just try to sound like whatever would attract the least attention.

A dorf baby?

[hops]

Quick, sound like infectious forgotten beast blood!

[MrLurkety]

What would attract the least attention is whatever our dwarf/elf are just about to tell the official, right? So maybe we ought to sound like something sitting waiting, still to be described, rather than it risk sounding like the barrel full of flour sacks is infested with vermin...

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[blueturtle1134]

What would attract the least attention is whatever our dwarf/elf are just about to tell the official, right? So maybe we ought to sound like something sitting waiting, still to be described, rather than it risk sounding like the barrel full of flour sacks is infested with vermin...

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[MadMonkey]

What would attract the least attention is whatever our dwarf/elf are just about to tell the official, right? So maybe we ought to sound like something sitting waiting, still to be described, rather than it risk sounding like the barrel full of flour sacks is infested with vermin...

You cover the peek hole and wait for your cue.



Bembul mumbles "hrmmmf grrmmm Shells hhrmmm"

"Zer are no schells in zis fortress..." replies the dwarf with the clipboard.

Aweme says, "It's honey. We are just bringing this fruit and honey to the stills."

You try to sound like honey.



"Ve have no time for zis. Somesing triggered ze fortress defenses and killed a dog. Cog, escort zem to ze burrows."



Bembul mutters, "Shells, I need shells."



"And keep a close eye on ze dwarf."

[Glass]

Oh, hey, someone's having a mood.
And at least they aren't opening the barrel. Just kinda wait it out for now.

[Starver]

/make a mental note to look out for shells, just for the Clownsville of it..

[scourge728]

If clipboard dwarf opens the barrel lunge at him and eat his face

[Dunamisdeos]

If someone opens the barrel prematurely, pop out excitedly and use your gift for giving extravagant speeches. Dramatically tell everyone that you are A POWERFUL GENIE and that you need help returning to your true form after being cursed into a kobold body. Then demand lots of tasty food treats and gold, because obviously that's what you need.

Use your big voice!

[Puppyguard]

If someone opens the barrel prematurely, pop out excitedly and use your gift for giving extravagant speeches. Dramatically tell everyone that you are A POWERFUL GENIE and that you need help returning to your true form after being cursed into a kobold body. Then demand lots of tasty food treats and gold, because obviously that's what you need.

Use your big voice!

-1, we can't speak dwarf.

Instead, if someone opens the barrel we run to the nearest food stockpile and jump into another barrel.

[Dunamisdeos]

If someone opens the barrel prematurely, pop out excitedly and use your gift for giving extravagant speeches. Dramatically tell everyone that you are A POWERFUL GENIE and that you need help returning to your true form after being cursed into a kobold body. Then demand lots of tasty food treats and gold, because obviously that's what you need.

Use your big voice!

-1, we can't speak dwarf.

Instead, if someone opens the barrel we run to the nearest food stockpile and jump into another barrel.

Some people speak kobold!

But your point is valid. Perhaps prepare some pictograms for use in communicating our claim of relative divinity. Maybe our resounding skill at engraving will make it more believable.

[RAM]

If a dwarven face replaces the lid of the barrel, engrave an image of that dwarf being sumbissive on the new lid of the barrel.

[scourge728]

I'm telling you, eating their face is the way to go

[g2knee]

This comic is awesome!

>throw your weight against the wall of the barrel, knocking it out of the wheelbarrow and allowing it to roll erratically down the ramps.

The artifact dagger is down there somewhere!