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Let me tell you a tale...
« on: May 15, 2017, 10:55:26 pm »

Hi so I have to get this off my chest this is gonna be a long one...

Today I will be talking about 3 modded creatures 2 teddy bears 1 bigman

The teddy bears are teddy bears powered by armok and gifted sentience
The bigman are giants at peace with nature who live in caves

First their his Swordfur the empress of the New Orbs she began
Her quest for power when she killed a giant duck monster with
Only a sword and no armour

She has been in a depressed state ever since her wife Birario
was killed by a cave who motivated swordfur to continue
and always had her best interests at heart
Was ripped apart by a cave crocodile
after she tried to save her people from the creature

Next their is Piply. He is a Bigman who first got the respect of the bears when he
Killed a roc that had been troubling the fish people on the other side of the mountain.
After this legendary hero moved in who soon found friends in the form of a merchant
Named Moore they would create crafts and go on walks with each other!
But soon in a moment Of weakness he broke down on the floor and
Cried as he watched Moore ripped apart in front of his very eyes.

Now finnaly we have Steelstuffing

Steel stuffing is a woman who has lived a long 120 years of her life and despite
Training just as hard if not harder then the other two she is always late.
She knows these words to heart, You're to late, because she believes herself
To be nothing more then a senile old woman who the party keeps. Because
They feel sorry for her

And now our tale begins...

3rd of Galena 178

Empress, Empress we need you! Said swordfurs advisor.
What is it? Said swordfur
A vile abomination from the depths has arrrjved a horrid iguana
Like thing with clear scales that are like glass to its organs and
Slobbering teeth! This thing has lit the temple on fire!

What!?! Soldiers, Piply and SteelStuffing come! We need. To perform
An evacuation! As the three along with a wrestler who wanted some glory
Went down the stairs they found a horrid site. The thing has lit the temple
And the zoo on fire! Even among the animals and teddies running amok
the empress could see something. She saw the legendary animal trainer
Dying for his pet giant cave swallow. This man shall get a tomb to rival
The Gods!

The three then tried to assist as many teddies to the workshop. After
Regrouping at the barracks with the citizens in the workshop. Ok I have
Idea! What is it puppy We should sneak up on horrid beast and then smash
It's face in like we did the last time invader came!

Well it's all we have so um i guess we should try it? Said swordstuffing the first
Time she spoke this whole mission. Well it's all we have said the empress let's do it.

As the three plus the wrestler sneaked to the beast they all saw the corpses of
The creatures the beast had killed and soon attacked. As soon as they attacked
The beast killed the wrestler and made its attention to the rest of the party.
It was a long fight when the party discovered the beast burned all of its fat.
They soon started losing hope but then Steepstuffing shouted Die you weird
Lizard demon! And lept with Stretchedcovers her steel spear made by her lover
Was doing her well, and soon the beast was dead!

Hooray the beast is dead! Puppy and the empress shouted at the top
Of their lungs! Wait where's stuffing? Stuffing where are you? They
Soon found some fat sitting next to stretched covers the steel spear and knew
What had happened.

The next day a Funeral was held for the saviour of Crescentink.
The funeral had much of the colour dark red for that is what made her
Happy in this life. And as such will make her happier in the next.

Now the surviving two are now motivated to continue onwards towards
Their destiny


Steel stuffing you will not be missed







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