Turn 53: Ain't DeadINIT:
NAV/Dave Blade(82)
Person/Raphael(9)
Dancing Grape Golem(50)
GigaGiant/Capko Eagleson(95-20=75)
Yottawhat/Willam A. Drango(75)
ATHATH/Spoopy(58)
Edgar(21)
Frogbear(26)
Failbird105/Rich Maximillian McMoneybags(28)
Captain America(59)
dustywayfarer/Phlorizin(44)
Dave Blade, master of the sword, continued his sword fight. Or maybe just did loot testing.
Ninjas are no match for my new blade.
Capko Eagleson worked on patching himself up.
Use the med kit to patch up the rest of my injuries.
Medicine!(4)
Capko could definitely have done better if he was a professional, but he did make progress on fixing his wounds.
At roughly the same time,
William A. Drango started looting.
Search the office for basic supplies like a bag, a pair of scissors and duct tape. Especially duct tape.
Luck!(2)
Surely, there had to be office supplies somewhere! And there were. Paper, pens and pencils, so many sticky notes... but no scissors or duct tape. There was what looked like a drawstring bag... but it was, somehow, on top of a ceiling fan. Ugh.
Captain America continued his fight against the bear that was significantly more threatening than some guy with a knife clutching his head.
Kill! Maim! Tear!
Murder!(4+1=5) vs. Evade!(5)
Captain America struck out with a high kick, but was pushed back by a paw strike from the frogbear he struck at.
Spoopy the Skeleton would not let anyone hurt his bear!
Repeat my previous (cancelled/negated) action.
Ask Captain America why he wants to kill me. If he doesn't give a good reason/continues to attack me/if it would be appropriate, get up and cut Captain America with my knife.
Spoopy got to his feet, eyed Captain America, who was shouting about murder, decided diplomacy wasn't happening, and slashed.
Dagger!(6) vs. Dodge!(5+1=6)
It was a deadly thrust, but the murderous superhero was just too quick to get hit.
The Dancing Grape Golem was probably assisting Dave Blade with something or other.
Phlorizin worked on finding his bearings.
Examine my surroundings
Can't do anything if I don't know what machines to poke, can I?
Phlorizin looked about, eyeing the rolling hills of scrap. Odds were he could find almost any power tool in there if he looked.
Examine Further!(1)
He climbed a hill, looking around. Nothing but-holy cow!
Drill!(5) vs. Dodge!(5)
A suit of empty armor was striking at his head with a drill! Phlorizin stepped to the side, eyeing his first enemy.
Rich Maximillian McMoneybags would claim the loot of his enemies! And he would be richer!
Try and find another fighter I suppose, so I can, y'know, fight 'em
Search!(1)
Luck Critical!(6)
Rich took two steps and stepped through a surface of apparently not actually solid rock. It seemed he had found the North Island dungeon entrance.
Reflexes!(2)
Before he could stop himself, he took another step forwards and tumbled into the first room, a square chamber covered in snakes.
Hostilities!(3) vs. Dodge!(5)
One snake snapped lazily at Rich, only to be stabbed in the head and killed with Rich's spear.
... when was the last time these snakes were fed?
Spoopy's
Frogbear wondered if it had to do everything itself. Bearing in mind the current state of its master, though, it didn't mind.
Right, let's use my claws.
Savage Claws!(2) vs. Dodge!(4+1=5)
Captain America saw the blow coming and backflipped away. If only he wasn't so agile...
Raphael and Edgar had much the same intention.
Seek out and kill non-snake enemies.
Seek and Ye Shall Find!(6)
After a bit of trudging and a few close calls with snake pits, Raphael and his minion made it to the center of the North Island, where they noticed a mysterious warrior wielding a trident. Not a player, but someone dangerous still. Was the reward worth it? The trident, Raphael could tell, was a piece of Tier 3 loot.
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Statuses:
Health: Fine
Tier 1 Items: Law Brass Knuckles
Tier 2 Items: Mysterious Ugly Pendant, Mysterious Hephaestus Ring, Dancing Grape Golem(wielding wood clubs and Grape Juice Coated Katana(non-loot)), Musical Chainsaw, Mysterious Cutlass
Tier 3 Items: Extremely Mysterious Bag of Pink and Purple Oranges
Location: South Island, East Sector
Health: Fine, Small Cut On Arm(-1 to left arm damage resist)
Tier 0 Items: Katana(non-loot)
Tier 1 Items: Damaged(-1 to damage resist, 50% chance of -1 to control roll) Controllable Red Scarf
Tier 3 Items: Ivory Collector Edgar(Location: North Island, Center Sector)
Location: North Island, Center Sector
Health: Leader of the Cult of the Foggy Mace, Even More Sliced Up(-1 to damage resist, -1 to willpower, -20 to INIT), Bullet Wound in Chest(-1 to chest damage resist, 1 on damage resist roll for chest triggers second damage resist roll for extra damage(+2 to this roll)), Bullet Struck and Rather Sliced Arm(50% chance of -1 to accuracy and damage when attacking in melee), Medieval Weapon: Mace Skill(+1 to accuracy and damage with maces), Mind Open To Beauty of Revolver(-2 to willpower to next attempt of William to brainwash)
Tier 0 Items: Medkit(2/4 charges, non-loot)
Location: South Island, Center Sector, South Island Dungeon Stairs
Health: Foggy Cut Up(-1 to damage resist, -1 to willpower, roll disadvantage on next willpower roll)
Tier 2 Items: Cracked(-1 to damage resist, firing has 50% chance of damage resist roll) Healing Russian Longbow+Quiver of Arrows, Meta? Revolver(6/6)+Pouch of Bullets, Cult Leader's Mace of Cutting Fog
Location: West Island, North Sector, Fourth Floor
Health: Owwwww(-1 to head damage resist, -1 to willpower), Provisional Acolyte of Armok, Small Gash on Back(25% chance of -1 to back damage resist roll)
Tier 1 Items: Armok-Blessed Necrotic Ritual Dagger
Tier 3 Items: Mysterious Frogbear
Location: South Island, Center Sector
Health: Fine
Tier 1 Items: Mysterious Whip, Mysterious Bo-Staff
Location: East Island, South Sector
Health: Fine, Super Soldier(+1 to all rolls), Frogbear Curse(disadvantage on resisting damage from cutting attacks)
Tier 1 Items: Vibranium Shield
Location: South Island, Center Sector
Health: Fine
Tier 1 Items: Mysterious Javelin-Spear
Location: North Island, East Sector, North Island Dungeon First Room
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