Bet Crazyabe! All firstturners must die!
Bet Egan
MUTATE
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// YZ // // //
// // // NK //
// VL // // //
EC EC EC // //
EC EC EC // //
// // BF // //
You grow long feathered hair. Your arms become long, boneless, scaley and snakelike. Your legs then mutate to be copies of your arms.
Float East, laser anyone who attacks either of my science buddies (unless they're the aggressor), hopefully figure out a genome to test before the update, yadayada.
You hover easterly and keep one laser eye trained on those who would attack your science friends.
GP ZE IO OL IO
AG AG CL OU EC
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// VL // // //
AG // EC EC //
AG // EN EN //
OL NT // CK OU
7 charges
You have a yellow, hard human head with a pointed mouth that can breath both lasers and smoke, and has rows of shark teeth. Your neck is A human arm that is at least 12 feet long. Your chest is a normal human head, your abdomen is a normal abdomen, Your leg and arm are both normal, but you only have a single, central version of both. Your skin turns yellow and hard, your bones turn into horse hoof, your skin is covered in tiny sharp protuberances, you are massively muscled and covered in armadillo plates.
Mutate! Then extendo neck and bite CA's face off.
Your Head remains the same. Your neck remains a human arm and very long, however it also becomes perfectly spherical and covered in armadillo shell. This change, of the thin to the uniformly wide, increases its mass massively, to the point that it drags you to the ground. Your chest and abdomen are human, but your arms double in size and become scaly and boneless. Your legs double too and become soft, pink and sticky. You are very musclar, your body covered in dense armadilo shell, and a giant shark mouth with horse hoof teeth opens in your chest. You attempt to attack but cannot. You cannot even move; your neck must weigh 700 lbs.
punch Egan in the Snout to establish superiority before or after Mutating, Depending on when he Attacks.
Seems you won't need to.
Right. More dangerous mutations. And murder PErson. Slice n dice. Grab n stab.
"Sorry dude, but I want my all inclusive pardon. Nothing personal."
Uses left before mutation: 10
GP // MJ DN IO
YZ DN // // //
FY DN // // AO
// VL DN // PW
AG FN // // FM
AG FM // // //
AG // BF CK OU
Head: Normal bald head, bearded vertical mouth that can shoot lasers.
Neck: A vertical fanged mouth.
Chest: Human chest with vertical fanged mouth. Another human chest fused with like a growth.
Abdomen: Human abdomen with a vertical fanged mouth.
Arms: Lion head with extremely long tendril like tongue.
Arms: Left arm detached.
Legs: Long, very sharp bone blades, like double sided swords, with armadillo plated tops.
Whole Body: Doubly tall, massively muscular, and covered in armadillo plates.
Your head is the same, your neck a human neck with a vertical fanged mouth in , like toothy ribs jutting out from an exposed, canyonous windpipe. Chest is much the same, gashed open with rib fangs and exposed inner organs, heart pumping away, fluttering like a wet sack with a starling trapped inside. A huge human ear has grown up and out of your back, like a single weird wing, malformed and twisted. Your abdomen continues that cavernous mouth, peaks of your pelvic bones peeking through the flesh-gums of that fangy maw. A huge wasp stinger protrudes from the small of your back with an equally huge poison sack attached to it. It bobs slightly, the venom in it sloshing. Each arm is a tendril, very long and thin, ending in a bone blade about a foot long. They twitch continously, eagerly, flowing and flopping. Your legs, each a good 4 or 5 feet long are bone blades. Your entire body is long, but each stretched limb and part is packed with dense and powerful muscle, and a thick coating of armadillo armor plates.
"I was thinking the same thing!"
Move toward the center. Grapple AO with my many arms and throw him down the pit!
Time to see what having 6 arms and legs can do for me.
Your head is a human head, but with a discoball style arrangements of laser emitters instead of hair. Normal human neck. Chest become like human flagella, longer, wigglier, and boneless. Your abdomen has a fur of tiny arms but is otherwise human. You have normal human arms and legs. Except there are 3 of each, making for 6 arms and 6 legs total.
Unchanged. I really need to fill this out again soon.
GP IO MJ IO IO
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// // AA NK //
// VL EE // //
MM // EC // MM
EN // // // //
MM // BF // MM
Hmm Well you have 6 arms and 6 legs, whic is pretty good. You also have laser hair. But you still have a single human head, and AO has 12 foot long flesh tendrils ending in razor sharp bone blades and the strength to use them. If you stayed back and tried to shoot it might have been different but you're charging him.
Ao: [10+7]
Pe: [12+4]
Ao manages to cut PE several times, even going so far as to lop off one of his arms, but he cannot truely stop PE either. PE gets up quite close to him, moving into good position for a grapple.
Aww, you waited for me? How thoughtful of you!
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OQ IO ZX XY DW
NK FY YM UW CI
GP IO IO IO IO
AR AR AR AR AR
BF BX TR UM PP
// // BF SY OU
Hypotheses:
Head will disappear.
Neck will turn into laser lion head, with feathery puppy ears, and maybe antlers. Just confirming random junk.
Torso will probably turn into a 2x size torso (testing whether synonyms behave identically together), and the other three genes are just offsets of the two torso genes to test whether or not you randomized the locations. I'm guessing yes, but might as well.
Abdomen is purely functional, just a massive laser head.
Arms also functional, just hydrogen bladders for floating. Damn monkey tails bug me, but what can ya do?
Legs are testing first-slot BF, so I can be sure I won't delete myself by moving it, and testing BX gas. Also, testing new genes for meme magic.
Whole-Body is a simple armor upgrade.
Your head vanishes. Your neck becomes a lion head, with laser eyes, a mane of fleshy bloodhound ears and tiny sprouting antlers. You have a double large human chest in the vague shape of a head for your Chest. It rotates along its axis and has patches of soft, fluffy mothwing skin. Your abdomen is a human head with massive silver-red laser eyes that spews smoke from its mouth. Your arms are two massive hydrogen gas bladders covered in squirming monkey tails. Your legs are replaced by reddish organs that spew out flammable gas. They are in a vague, chimera-ish shape, a cross between elephant and crocodile. Your whole body is covered in crystalline plates in the shape of armadillo shells.
GP // MJ AN //
// YZ // // //
// // // NK //
VL // // // //
// // EC EZ TR
EN // // // //
// // BF GP //
GP // MJ SG AN
YZ // // // //
NK // UR // //
TR VL // // //
EC // QR // //
EN // LN // RD
GP BF // // //
Your head is effectively unchanged except now it has no shell. Your neck remains the same, as does your chest and abdomen. Your arms remain human however the skin loosens and becomes like a massive fleshy cape in the shape of an elephant head. Your legs stay the same. Your weird overall head body thing is still intact as well.
Head and Hair,bear body, thin fast fragile
Neck
chest and lion mane
elephant head, abdomen
arm and bull horn
leg and scale plates and reptile fringe
head paired limb
Your hair becomes a thin mane of tiny speed dancing, headless, limbless bear torsos. Your neck remains human.
Your chest grows a strange shoulder-back mane of thick hair. Your abdomen becomes an elephant head, but made of human flesh and sort of abdomenish in shape. Your arms brow great sharp bull horn protuberances, like curved claws sprouting from your forearms. Your legs sprout a reptilian fringe. And then you sprout two giant eyes, a giant nose, a mouth and ears from your torso.
The ground finishes retracting and EGan drops into the abyss. Silly egan, you die again.
Xan wins his bet.
OCeansoul IS UP!
Endlessblaze
Rautherdir
Toaster
Toaster
Coolrune
NJW
NJW
Xan
Xan
Paphi
Parts keep collapsing, etc.
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