You go out of Assante's office and have a spirited conversation with the voices in your head just outside the door.
First off, what the fuck, guys? It's all for a good cause! you'd be perfectly all right BETTER THAN BEFORE, EVEN
Secondly, why the hell would you even do something like that? well something like that would have happened anyway WE FIGURED IT BEST TO STEP IN And turn inconvenience into a great opportunity! like good friends do You did still want that immortality, didn't you? then this is the way that you will get it
You tried that last time, you say, and you still haven't come through on that. OF COURSE WE HAVEN'T YET we've been hard at work on it though Immortality isn't an easy thing, you know! you have so many bits that seem keen on falling apart at the first opportunity IT'S DAMN INCONVENIENT AND A TERRIBLE SHAME and not very easy to fix to boot It's been a lot of work, and we've made excellent progress! and all it will cost you is the third and last favor
The last favor, you repeat. INDEED my favor As per the contract agreed upon, our fruitful cooperation will sadly end there! BUT FRET NOT, IF ALL GOES WELL YOU WILL HEAR FROM US AGAIN the favor itself will be simple Elementary! BRUTALLY OBVIOUS, EVEN you will make us demonic godfathers of your lovely son And put him in a good home, preferably. AND IN RETURN YOU WILL RECEIVE THE IMMORTALITY PROMISED as payment for services rendered and inconveniences suffered INCLUDING THIS LAST ONE which to be fair may turn out to be something of a biggun BUT WE WILL AGREE TO NOTHING LESS
A) Yeah no. You've got the feeling this isn't going to pan out the way they're pitching it.
B) I get to be immortal and birth the antichrist? Sign me up!
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