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Author Topic: SPAMMASTER: Spymistress Kalja the Bewitched  (Read 36830 times)

Iituem

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Re: SPAMMASTER: Spymistress Kalja the Bewitched
« Reply #615 on: June 29, 2017, 11:59:39 am »

C.  A pet sounds like the least dangerous of those four options, because the worst thing that seems likely to be asked for is "A giant evil wolf monster" or similar.
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Re: SPAMMASTER: Spymistress Kalja the Bewitched
« Reply #616 on: June 29, 2017, 12:06:24 pm »

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Re: SPAMMASTER: Spymistress Kalja the Bewitched
« Reply #617 on: June 29, 2017, 12:17:54 pm »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
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Re: SPAMMASTER: Spymistress Kalja the Bewitched
« Reply #619 on: June 29, 2017, 03:23:56 pm »

D
He needs blood to grow!
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Re: SPAMMASTER: Spymistress Kalja the Bewitched
« Reply #620 on: June 29, 2017, 04:48:11 pm »

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Re: SPAMMASTER: Spymistress Kalja the Bewitched
« Reply #621 on: June 30, 2017, 06:01:52 pm »

You promise Nubby a lovely pet that he can mistreat and subvert to his heart's content and see his eyes light up! This will be acceptable! You place him back in his crib and say that you will be back soon - you feel he is very eagerly awaiting your return.

Now then! What's a demonically possessed infant likely to be looking for in a pet?

A) Something fluffy, like a kitten!
B) Something intelligent, like a parrot or a crow!
C) Something dangerous, goodness knows it'll need to know how to defend itself.
D) Something very special indeed, like what Jules could no doubt provide!
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Re: SPAMMASTER: Spymistress Kalja the Bewitched
« Reply #622 on: June 30, 2017, 06:06:14 pm »

B
Especially a crow.
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Re: SPAMMASTER: Spymistress Kalja the Bewitched
« Reply #623 on: June 30, 2017, 06:11:13 pm »

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Lets use the ancient naval art of training war parrots. No one will realize they have been boarded by space war parrots until it is to late!
You can fake being able to run on water. You can't fake looking cool when you break your foot on a door and hit your head on the floor.

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Re: SPAMMASTER: Spymistress Kalja the Bewitched
« Reply #624 on: June 30, 2017, 07:22:13 pm »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMMASTER: Spymistress Kalja the Bewitched
« Reply #625 on: June 30, 2017, 09:10:04 pm »

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Re: SPAMMASTER: Spymistress Kalja the Bewitched
« Reply #626 on: July 02, 2017, 09:42:24 am »

You decide to get your lovely son some kind of intelligent animal, probably some manner of bird. You start with a raven, having heard of them being quite intelligent and readily receptive to relationships with creatures of hideous evil.

258 S.I., the Second Week of Winter

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After delivering a nice, well-groomed raven to Nubby, you can't help but feel mildly disappointed when a week later he turns out to have driven it insane. You recognize it on one of the city's storefronts, making its living harassing passersby and battling cats on rooftops. Nubby, meanwhile, is yet to be satisfied.

A) How about a more expensive and exotic sort of bird? Preferably just as ominous as a raven or even more so and no less intelligent.
B) Get him a kitten, maybe that will quench his bizarre urges.
C) Get him something formidable as a pet, like a dog or a giant spider.
D) Ask Jules to help select a pet of incredible power.
« Last Edit: July 02, 2017, 10:00:22 am by Harry Baldman »
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Re: SPAMMASTER: Spymistress Kalja the Bewitched
« Reply #627 on: July 02, 2017, 09:44:48 am »

A
A great horned owl, mayhaps?
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Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

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Re: SPAMMASTER: Spymistress Kalja the Bewitched
« Reply #628 on: July 02, 2017, 09:49:18 am »

D, we need a beastmaster's assistance here.
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Re: SPAMMASTER: Spymistress Kalja the Bewitched
« Reply #629 on: July 02, 2017, 12:21:35 pm »

D
we're dealing with a demon child not a magical child.
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