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Author Topic: SPAMMASTER: Spymistress Kalja the Bewitched  (Read 36836 times)

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Re: SPAMMASTER: Spymistress Kalja the Bewitched
« Reply #600 on: June 27, 2017, 11:04:31 pm »

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Do you guys not care about her wellbeing in the slightest?

Of course we do.  That is why we want to make her immortal like us!

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Re: SPAMMASTER: Spymistress Kalja the Bewitched
« Reply #601 on: June 28, 2017, 06:19:58 am »

Princess Annika smiles as you tell her you'll certainly look into the matter of passing on your immortality to others. That is indeed all she could ask of you, dear Kalja.

With that in mind, however, she had better make arrangements for future hunting trips. Quite relaxing, wouldn't you say, to be away from the prying eyes and insufferable busybodies back in Ortfast?

At some point Lady Something-or-other nearly shoots you with her crossbow as she dives out of the undergrowth with her manservant, and a rather worried-looking Astral Dragon finds you as well while trailed by an unusually chatty Captain Bukhar. The hunt concludes not very long after, and you return to Lady Something-or-other's estate with a wild boar and some peculiar nocturnal birds you don't readily recognize.

The lady of the house is content enough to leave you alone for the rest of the trip, and you do not get much more in the way of alone time with anyone else. In the end it turns out to be a nice holiday, and Lady Something-or-other seems mildly disappointed when Princess Annika insists you leave after only three or so days at the expansive estate.

Sweet woman, the Princess tells you on the way back, if perhaps a little too insistent. Suppose she hasn't got much going on. Tell you something about Ortfast, you people take provincialism to an art form. Your notions of courtship in particular have proven amusingly quaint.

258 S.I., The End of Fall

You return to find the kingdom in reasonably good shape still, though gossip still abounds about the witchcraft at play in the court. Your secretary informs you that the Queen sent word about wishing to see you - you waste no time in freeing up an evening to go see her.

You meet in the garden, which despite a great deal of effort from the new groundskeeper still hasn't fully lost the sinister look it's had from that incident. The Queen looks mildly concerned when she sees you, and it becomes apparent why shortly as she gets right to the point.

You and Princess Annika seem to have gone on a trip up the country, she says, which - don't get her wrong, that's not a problem at all, it's good to see you two getting on well - seems to have gone as far as the estate of one, what was it, Lady Something-or-other.

You nod, that's certainly accurate information.

Well, the Queen says awkwardly, what's going on there? She's heard some rumors on that front in the court. Unseemly rumors.

A) Assure the Queen that you were invited there specifically to make sure nothing untoward would occur.
B) Tell the Queen that the purpose of the trip was what you in the business would call a backroom exchange of intelligence.
C) Explain to the Queen what you and Princess Annika were there to actually discuss, and reveal the relevant parts of your condition in the process.
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Re: SPAMMASTER: Spymistress Kalja the Bewitched
« Reply #602 on: June 28, 2017, 06:41:01 am »

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« Reply #603 on: June 28, 2017, 07:22:03 am »

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« Reply #604 on: June 28, 2017, 10:10:25 am »

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Reminds her that we are always working.
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Re: SPAMMASTER: Spymistress Kalja the Bewitched
« Reply #605 on: June 28, 2017, 10:50:57 am »

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Re: SPAMMASTER: Spymistress Kalja the Bewitched
« Reply #606 on: June 28, 2017, 11:26:13 am »

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You dismiss her concerns by saying, simply enough, that you were engaging in the art of backroom dealing - intelligence was exchanged, and arrangements made. Such is your job as spymistress, wouldn't she say?

The Queen thinks on this - intelligence was exchanged? Are you feeding intelligence to Vesperlund through the Princess? Why was she not notified?

Nothing regarding Ortfast, you lie to her quite resolutely, at least not any of the Crown's affairs, more of an overseas matter, some people of middling interest to Vesperlund, some persons of interest to Ortfast, everyone's happy and no diplomacy need be done about it. Your intelligence gathering proceeds as normal, this was simply a more involved matter than some others. All strictly professional.

Indeed, the Queen calms a little bit, all strictly professional. Good. Well, keep at it, spymistress. She gets the feeling that something is brewing out there, and she doesn't like it. Oh, and do be careful with the Princess, will you? She's really quite important, you know. For a lot of things.

You are seen off as you disappear into the shadows, the Queen's concerns assuaged as she retires for the night.

258 S.I., First Day of Winter

Well, you've got immortality to pass on and a fairly short time frame to figure out how to do it before Princess Annika starts to get impatient.

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Near as you've got it figured, there should be a way. After all, you became one and that doesn't seem to have been just a random gimme. Oh, if only there was some way to remove all of someone's flesh, chew it up a little and glue a little back on! Alas, this seems like an improbable solution. You'll need to take measures.

A) Involve Assante and see what he can puzzle out.
B) Get Jules on the job and try just throwing demons at the problem.
C) Step up abductions and empirically test a variety of methods.
D) Visit your son and figure out what he knows about this.
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Re: SPAMMASTER: Spymistress Kalja the Bewitched
« Reply #607 on: June 28, 2017, 11:43:35 am »

D Can't hurt, we should still be on reasonable terms with the demons inside the child, not super close but amicable at worst.

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Re: SPAMMASTER: Spymistress Kalja the Bewitched
« Reply #608 on: June 28, 2017, 11:44:05 am »

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Re: SPAMMASTER: Spymistress Kalja the Bewitched
« Reply #609 on: June 28, 2017, 11:45:57 am »

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Curious to see what his personality is like.
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Lets use the ancient naval art of training war parrots. No one will realize they have been boarded by space war parrots until it is to late!
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« Reply #610 on: June 28, 2017, 01:03:25 pm »

Demons, you say?
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« Reply #611 on: June 28, 2017, 03:42:33 pm »

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« Reply #612 on: June 28, 2017, 07:48:22 pm »

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Re: SPAMMASTER: Spymistress Kalja the Bewitched
« Reply #613 on: June 28, 2017, 07:53:49 pm »

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Quote from: FallacyOfUrist (on Discord, 11/15/21)
Glass is, as usual, correct.
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

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Re: SPAMMASTER: Spymistress Kalja the Bewitched
« Reply #614 on: June 29, 2017, 11:50:34 am »

You go see Nubby, hoping that he can somehow give you the answer.

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You find him in his discreet nursery, which you infiltrate with little trouble and pick him up. He's grown a little bit, and appears to have developed a full set of teeth. You cradle him a moment as he gets restless. Despite being his mother, however, you don't appear to have much of a feel for how to pacify him, so instead you decide to be direct about your query. Tell mommy your secrets, little Nubby, how is she to pass on her immortality to someone else?

Nubby's head cranes at this, his deep dark eyes looking at you with a terrible animalistic cunning. He can help you, it seems, but what are you prepared to give in return?

A) A delightful bedtime story?
B) A shiny new toy?
C) A pet of some kind?
D) Several pints of fresh blood?
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