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Author Topic: SPAMMASTER: Spymistress Kalja the Bewitched  (Read 36846 times)

Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMMASTER: Spymistress Kalja the Bewitched
« Reply #570 on: June 23, 2017, 03:39:53 am »

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You try the prison, as that seems a logical first place to look for disposable individuals. The warden, a middle-aged and well-built man with a mediocre military career well behind him, is visibly discomfited by your request as you find him in his office in the late evening, wringing his hands at the prospect. Well, he tells you, he supposes there are a good few people in the cells that nobody would certainly miss, but, well, er... he can't really say he is comfortable with the prisoner output you seem to be expecting, surely somebody will notice and, well, you know, he's not entirely certain this is for the good of the Crown as you say, are you planning to sell them off as slaves? Does the Queen know?

So many questions. You were hoping for a less weaselly associate.

A) Would a regularly provided wad of cash soothe your moral concerns?
B) Seduce the warden, maybe that'll help.
C) Promise immortality should he comply.
D) Look for an orphanage or maybe a hospital instead.
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« Reply #571 on: June 23, 2017, 06:45:31 am »

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Re: SPAMMASTER: Spymistress Kalja the Bewitched
« Reply #572 on: June 23, 2017, 11:33:18 am »

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Re: SPAMMASTER: Spymistress Kalja the Bewitched
« Reply #573 on: June 23, 2017, 11:37:53 am »

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I feel like this is unsutainable. It's a shame we can't change our mind.
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Lets use the ancient naval art of training war parrots. No one will realize they have been boarded by space war parrots until it is to late!
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Re: SPAMMASTER: Spymistress Kalja the Bewitched
« Reply #574 on: June 23, 2017, 02:47:31 pm »

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Re: SPAMMASTER: Spymistress Kalja the Bewitched
« Reply #575 on: June 24, 2017, 04:38:55 am »

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You know how the prisons in Ortfast tend to languish, you say sympathetically, and you know that he gets paid precious little for a man of his stature. Fortunately you also find yourself in a position to make this right after a fashion. Tell you what, you place a hand on his shoulder, how about you make certain investments and maybe then he would find himself more amenable to the provision of some of his condemned and derelicts?

The warden looks uncomfortable, but you are quite correct. He used to be paid far more before he was removed from command even before the regime change - said change didn't directly affect him in any way apart from making it terribly unlikely he would be promoted back up. You see the memory of prestige in his eyes.

He is hesitant at the notion of bribery, but seems flattered at being considered worth bribing. You cajole him into accepting - it's just a temporary arrangement, you say, he can stop anytime he wants, it won't be too many prisoners. Of course, by the time these become a problem he will be too far gone down the rabbit hole. You simply solve too many problems to be comfortably refused.

258 S.I., the Middle of Fall

It is going to cost a bit to keep getting these prisoners, but the warden comes through and you find yourself lunch perhaps twice a week - half a prisoner at a time, more if you're especially famished. The prisoners don't strike you as terribly nutritious, being almost universally men and occasionally women of poor lifestyles, but you suppose you won't complain about human flesh when it's delivered to your doorstep.

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Assante appears to have convinced the Queen at last to mount a much larger expedition to the Utterdark Caves, working from your information and Assante's own gnomish insight. It's as strange an entourage as you've ever seen, and Assante himself appears to have built some kind of strange invention to help them.

Furthermore, the Queen has been engaging in some talks with Jovanast, seemingly about the pirate menace presented by the Free Isles to Jovanastian shipping. They agree on a resolution about joint patrols of the western shipping routes. All very dull, you feel. No name for your son appears to be forthcoming, but the serving staff have taken to calling him Nubby, making light of a strange-looking but seemingly harmless allergy he seems to have developed but which promptly subsided.

In the middle of this lack of excitement you are invited to the Vesperlund Embassy by Princess Annika, blissfully late in the evening. She seems to be rather bored at the moment, and was wondering if you'd like to go on a hunt over in the eastern foothills, there's a minor noble there, Lady Something-or-other, she invited her and her retinue along. Apparently the woods there have excellent game.

A) Yes, but only if we hunt at night. It's an Ortfast tradition, don't you know.
B) You're not at all certain you're up for traveling right now, but you go ahead and have fun!
C) Let's take the Queen along, make it a royal nocturnal hunt! Just like they used to do in the Old Days.
D) Sorry, you can't go, but you could ask the Queen to come along instead! She's been just as bored as the Princess, surely.
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Re: SPAMMASTER: Spymistress Kalja the Bewitched
« Reply #576 on: June 24, 2017, 09:31:48 am »

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« Reply #577 on: June 24, 2017, 09:55:44 am »

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Lets use the ancient naval art of training war parrots. No one will realize they have been boarded by space war parrots until it is to late!
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Re: SPAMMASTER: Spymistress Kalja the Bewitched
« Reply #578 on: June 24, 2017, 10:46:22 am »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
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Re: SPAMMASTER: Spymistress Kalja the Bewitched
« Reply #580 on: June 24, 2017, 06:51:56 pm »

C Let's build a little more of loyal support and make the danger that this hunt is likely hiding be bigger.
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Re: SPAMMASTER: Spymistress Kalja the Bewitched
« Reply #581 on: June 24, 2017, 06:53:39 pm »

C!  Full nocturnal royal hunt time!
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Re: SPAMMASTER: Spymistress Kalja the Bewitched
« Reply #582 on: June 25, 2017, 04:32:46 pm »

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Take the Queen along or not -> 1d6 -> 2 -> leave her at home

You agree to the proposal, though you specify that you'd prefer a night hunt - more interesting that way, after all, and it's very fitting with what the Old Ways demand.

She thought you'd ask for that, Annika smiles. It's a date! Be ready soon - and oh, do feel free to bring a friend along if you like, it's been a while since she's seen the rest of your lovely associates. Been years, in fact!

A) You don't think you want anybody along, they'd only cramp your style.
B) Bring Captain Bukhar along, you remember him and the Princess getting on well.
C) Bring Jules, you'd expect him to be extremely useful if you want to catch something.
D) Bring one of your other operatives just to have an expendable sycophant on hand.
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« Reply #583 on: June 25, 2017, 04:40:29 pm »

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Re: SPAMMASTER: Spymistress Kalja the Bewitched
« Reply #584 on: June 25, 2017, 05:56:37 pm »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.
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