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Author Topic: SPAMMASTER: Spymistress Kalja the Bewitched  (Read 36866 times)

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Re: SPAMMASTER: Spymistress Kalja the Bewitched
« Reply #465 on: June 13, 2017, 07:50:37 am »

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« Reply #467 on: June 13, 2017, 08:47:19 am »

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Re: SPAMMASTER: Spymistress Kalja the Bewitched
« Reply #468 on: June 13, 2017, 09:08:44 am »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
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Re: SPAMMASTER: Spymistress Kalja the Bewitched
« Reply #469 on: June 14, 2017, 01:05:56 pm »

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You thoughtfully examine the door for a few moments before you decide to, rather than get fancy with any breaching techniques or sneaky business, just let the demons have some fun here. MAY I COMMEND YOU ON YOUR EXCELLENT DECISION if you do not live to regret it at least take solace in the fact that they won't either

Thus you waste no time in exploding into a volcano of flesh, bone and claws, and screams oh my goodness the screams Artisanal screams! FRESHLY GATHERED FROM ONLY THE MOST DISMAL IMAGININGS now let's see if we need to put any claws on this door

You rear up, briefly glimpsing Jules through one of your newer eyes as he tries desperately to address a sudden bleeding from his ears. You pause a second and let him get on that, and let loose a terrible cry. COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP and your soul at the ready You have the right to remain silent!

The ceiling shakes and, judging from the sound of the rest of the cellar, begins to collapse in places. You don't think the count heard you though. So you call again! Your blood is forfeit! YOUR FLESH BELONGS TO US come out and we won't make it too slow

You decide not to wait before shouting again, and this time you get right serious with it too. The walls chip and peel, and with a sound so horrible your ears instinctively sew themselves shut you shout the very door down, sending it flying through the doorway and halfway onto a very distracted Count Terentius, whose process of bargaining with infernal powers is rudely interrupted when his frail lower body is almost entirely crushed by the several tons of weight it is subjected to.

You step forward, completely alone in the sanctum as the Count struggles for words, babbles for a moment's stay in execution, anything at all - he was so close SO CLOSE hahaha so close Too close! AND NOW SO INESTIMABLY FAR how delightful LET'S EAT HIM ALREADY

A) Devour him. MARINADED IN A HUNDRED MINOR DEMONS seasoned to perfection
B) Hear him out for a laugh. pleased to meet you Hope you guessed our name!
C) Tell him to bloody well knock it off and then leave. We've made an impression! ONLY HALFWAY ALONG HIM THOUGH
D) Encyst him. he's very mature after all TAKE AWAY HIS MOUTH THOUGH
E) Strip him of all his demons. ALWAYS LOOT THE MASTER The best thing to do with hard-earned wealth is to steal it.
F) End him in an undignified manner. A fitting end for an unfit lord! also it's funnier this way
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Re: SPAMMASTER: Spymistress Kalja the Bewitched
« Reply #470 on: June 14, 2017, 01:11:30 pm »

No option to make him possessed and loose free will and serve us?
E or B
"Hey guys, i have been acting weirdly i know, it was THE ENEMY possessing me, but an hero sent by the queen came and saved me, LONG LIVE THE QUEEN AND LET REVENGE THOSE WHO CURSED OUR LANDS"
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Re: SPAMMASTER: Spymistress Kalja the Bewitched
« Reply #471 on: June 14, 2017, 01:13:37 pm »

A.  We brought silverware, why not have a feast?
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Re: SPAMMASTER: Spymistress Kalja the Bewitched
« Reply #472 on: June 14, 2017, 01:14:18 pm »

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Re: SPAMMASTER: Spymistress Kalja the Bewitched
« Reply #473 on: June 14, 2017, 01:15:22 pm »

E

The whole point of this mission was not to kill the count, but to end the rumors of us being demonically possesed. If we kill him, that will only confirm them.
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Re: SPAMMASTER: Spymistress Kalja the Bewitched
« Reply #474 on: June 14, 2017, 04:58:42 pm »

E More demons! more fun!  :P
« Last Edit: June 14, 2017, 05:04:59 pm by Prophet »
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« Reply #475 on: June 15, 2017, 09:29:15 am »

You decide that the Count has had enough fun here. It's time for a return to normalcy! AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS we get to take your toys away

You lean in toward the half-crushed, screaming form of Count Terentius and start pulling demons out of him one by one, each hanging on more stubbornly than his own teeth at this point. He shrieks and thrashes under the door as you undo them one by one, and even considering how ancient he is he appears to grow older and older still, hair falling out, skin shriveling up, his entire being, nay, his very soul sagging as you work on him with innumerable limbs in dimensions only your eyes can see, keeping him pinned to the ground with both your forelegs and your many terrible mandibles.

The obvious side effect of this is that the Count, seemingly rather dependent on the presence of demons to extend his lifespan, excruciatingly painfully crumbles to dust over the course of the next couple of minutes. really more of a perk though You gotta love it when a man falls apart like that. You also seem to have a rather large surplus of relatively minor demons on hand. Don't worry about those! YEAH WE'LL POLISH THEM OFF IN THE NEXT FEW HOURS PROBABLY

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Fortunately, reassembling you into your former shape isn't all that difficult. The layout is basic enough, fortunately! TWO ARMS, TWO LEGS, ONE HEAD AND A NOSE IN THERE SOMEPLACE and maybe a little something extra in places

A little while later, you're outside the castle on a nearby bluff, which has gone on to collapse a little bit more now that the demons within are having a wild and unchecked party. You guess this could be spun as a tragic accident, if only because nobody could possibly believe this to be anything other than an act of some manner of angry god, THE HIGHEST FORM OF PRAISE FOR CARNAGE OF ANY SORT

So, uh, Jules says, looking rather worse for wear after all of this, he takes it you do this kind of thing a lot then.

Now and again, you reply, when a strange mood strikes you AND THERE ARE FOOLS TO DESTROY

Figured the Count would end up like this, Jules shakes his head sadly. Fallen down some stairs! onto a horde of demons AND THEN A CASTLE FELL ONTO HIM could have happened to anyone

A) Give him your card, you could use a man like him in your operation! yes complete his journey toward full complicity
B) Pat him on the back and then leave without another word. THAT'LL DO, LITTLE MAN
C) Be already gone when he looks in your direction. Were we real, or just a dream this entire time?
D) That just leaves one last loose end. LEAVE NONE TO TELL THE TALE
« Last Edit: June 15, 2017, 09:31:18 am by Harry Baldman »
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Re: SPAMMASTER: Spymistress Kalja the Bewitched
« Reply #476 on: June 15, 2017, 09:31:31 am »

A)  This one could be lieutenant material some day.
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Re: SPAMMASTER: Spymistress Kalja the Bewitched
« Reply #477 on: June 15, 2017, 09:47:42 am »

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Re: SPAMMASTER: Spymistress Kalja the Bewitched
« Reply #478 on: June 15, 2017, 10:44:30 am »

A Yeah. If the unthinkable ever happens and we lose our currently amazing demonically possessed character then at least if we make Jules lieutenant we can continue to have the amazing powers and fun times that come with having demons live inside you.
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Re: SPAMMASTER: Spymistress Kalja the Bewitched
« Reply #479 on: June 15, 2017, 11:01:07 am »

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