You decide that the Count has had enough fun here. It's time for a return to normalcy! AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS we get to take your toys away
You lean in toward the half-crushed, screaming form of Count Terentius and start pulling demons out of him one by one, each hanging on more stubbornly than his own teeth at this point. He shrieks and thrashes under the door as you undo them one by one, and even considering how ancient he is he appears to grow older and older still, hair falling out, skin shriveling up, his entire being, nay, his very soul sagging as you work on him with innumerable limbs in dimensions only your eyes can see, keeping him pinned to the ground with both your forelegs and your many terrible mandibles.
The obvious side effect of this is that the Count, seemingly rather dependent on the presence of demons to extend his lifespan, excruciatingly painfully crumbles to dust over the course of the next couple of minutes. really more of a perk though
You gotta love it when a man falls apart like that. You also seem to have a rather large surplus of relatively minor demons on hand.
Don't worry about those! YEAH WE'LL POLISH THEM OFF IN THE NEXT FEW HOURS PROBABLY
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Fortunately, reassembling you into your former shape isn't all that difficult.
The layout is basic enough, fortunately! TWO ARMS, TWO LEGS, ONE HEAD AND A NOSE IN THERE SOMEPLACE and maybe a little something extra in places
A little while later, you're outside the castle on a nearby bluff, which has gone on to collapse a little bit more now that the demons within are having a wild and unchecked party. You guess this could be spun as a tragic accident, if only because nobody could possibly believe this to be anything other than an act of some manner of angry god, THE HIGHEST FORM OF PRAISE FOR CARNAGE OF ANY SORT
So, uh, Jules says, looking rather worse for wear after all of this, he takes it you do this kind of thing a lot then.
Now and again, you reply, when a strange mood strikes you AND THERE ARE FOOLS TO DESTROY
Figured the Count would end up like this, Jules shakes his head sadly.
Fallen down some stairs! onto a horde of demons AND THEN A CASTLE FELL ONTO HIM could have happened to anyone
A) Give him your card, you could use a man like him in your operation! yes complete his journey toward full complicity
B) Pat him on the back and then leave without another word. THAT'LL DO, LITTLE MAN
C) Be already gone when he looks in your direction.
Were we real, or just a dream this entire time?D) That just leaves one last loose end. LEAVE NONE TO TELL THE TALE
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