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Author Topic: SPAMMASTER: Spymistress Kalja the Bewitched  (Read 36902 times)

Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMMASTER: Spymistress Kalja of Ortfast
« Reply #195 on: May 23, 2017, 03:56:02 pm »

As you write an appropriate missive and stamp it with your copies of Jovanastian thief signs you hope that this isn't one of their off years. Captain Bukhar is more than happy to take it off to Jovanast and see who'll bite.

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It's not very long at all before the ship returns laden with enterprising men and women from many disparate backgrounds, unified in their desire to steal and murder for easy money. Doing it quasilegally in a different country is almost irresistible to most of them, and thus you've managed to get a fairly good price on their contracts, for which they request copies in case they are mistreated in the line of duty or suffer undue harm as would be covered by their assassin insurance back home.

As they file out to take a look at your facilities, you marvel at how easy it is to employ criminals these days. Jovanast really has this society thing figured out.

257 S.I., Early Summer

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The Queen invites you to meet in the garden once again, which in recent months has twisted and overgrown with leafless vines. This time she looks slightly more worried than usual, with Princess Annika standing by worriedly as well. You make the usual pleasantries a little shorter this time before asking about the matters of the day.

Well, the Queen says, she received a message from Vesperlund. Specifically the Kaiser of Vesperlund, who appears to be slightly put out that her daughter would run away from his delightful palace and come out to what he has described as "barbarian country". And they appear to have discovered that Annika lives here now, which has been met... less than positively.

Insufferable as always, that's her mother, Princess Annika says.

And so the Kaiser has elected to take matters into his own hands and come here personally to demand the return of his daughter, attended by his hundred-man Immortal Guard. Which is a smidgen more polite than outright declaring war, she supposes.

What the Queen is saying, Princess Annika gets to the point, is that she feels there ought to be some way to resolve their differences with all parties, except hopefully her mother, leaving entirely satisfied. She herself, for instance, would really like to stay here and enjoy her time with her great friends and also this book of incredible demonic power that may or may not turn her immortal, instead of going off to marry some syphilitic sycophant general in the army.

Yes, the Queen says, she'd also enjoy a solution of this nature, with the added provision that it not end with the rather sizable Vesperlund navy and their vast numbers of legionnaires coming over to force the issue in a more direct way.

A) You might be able to negotiate something, in a strictly unofficial capacity. The Kaiser did not get to be that way by being unreasonable.
B) It pains you to say this, but the only practical solution would seem to be to just give them what they want.
C) It's high time to teach the Kaiser a practical lesson in humility. Coming here in person, that's practically asking for trouble!
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Re: SPAMMASTER: Spymistress Kalja of Ortfast
« Reply #196 on: May 23, 2017, 04:08:53 pm »

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Re: SPAMMASTER: Spymistress Kalja of Ortfast
« Reply #197 on: May 23, 2017, 04:10:07 pm »

ChArm is our strenght now.
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Re: SPAMMASTER: Spymistress Kalja of Ortfast
« Reply #198 on: May 23, 2017, 04:10:35 pm »

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Lets use the ancient naval art of training war parrots. No one will realize they have been boarded by space war parrots until it is to late!
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Re: SPAMMASTER: Spymistress Kalja of Ortfast
« Reply #199 on: May 23, 2017, 04:12:11 pm »

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Re: SPAMMASTER: Spymistress Kalja of Ortfast
« Reply #200 on: May 23, 2017, 06:56:17 pm »

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Re: SPAMMASTER: Spymistress Kalja of Ortfast
« Reply #201 on: May 23, 2017, 08:51:49 pm »

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Re: SPAMMASTER: Spymistress Kalja of Ortfast
« Reply #202 on: May 24, 2017, 09:36:35 am »

You decide to arrange a meeting with the Kaiser whenever he sees fit to arrive in order to reach some manner of peaceable agreement before he even makes it to the castle.

257 S.I., Midsummer

And, true to his word, the Kaiser arrives with a small fleet in tow, accompanied by his trusty immortals in Vesperlund's flagship, a monstrosity you've never seen the like of in your lifetime that's decked out in strange but no doubt potent weaponry. It is attended by several smaller but no less distressing warships, and together they loom large over Ortfast's own ships in the royal docks. The crew file out of the ship in droves to make various arrangements on security and the running of the dock, clearly not very impressed with the quality of the workforce, but there is no sign of the Kaiser just yet.

Rather than send an official delegation to meet him immediately, however, the Queen sends you as per your advice, which leaves you with the obvious question of what exactly you would like to identify yourself as.

A) Say that you speak for the Queen as her trusted agent in the court, here to reach a preliminary agreement to smoothen the proceedings at court.
B) Say that you are a personal friend of Princess Annika's, looking out for her interests in the matter.
C) Say that you represent an interested unnamed party and admit to having influence in the court, but little more.
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Re: SPAMMASTER: Spymistress Kalja of Ortfast
« Reply #203 on: May 24, 2017, 10:01:19 am »

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Lets use the ancient naval art of training war parrots. No one will realize they have been boarded by space war parrots until it is to late!
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Re: SPAMMASTER: Spymistress Kalja of Ortfast
« Reply #204 on: May 24, 2017, 10:03:07 am »

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Re: SPAMMASTER: Spymistress Kalja of Ortfast
« Reply #206 on: May 24, 2017, 11:39:02 am »

B We are a friend of the princess, we probably know details that can withstand the Kings scrutiny. She is the reason that he is here now, so this approach might be advantageous
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Re: SPAMMASTER: Spymistress Kalja of Ortfast
« Reply #207 on: May 24, 2017, 11:43:12 am »

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Re: SPAMMASTER: Spymistress Kalja of Ortfast
« Reply #208 on: May 24, 2017, 03:13:15 pm »

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Re: SPAMMASTER: Spymistress Kalja of Ortfast
« Reply #209 on: May 24, 2017, 04:35:40 pm »

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