You go to see the Queen and give her a full report of what you've discovered about the Vizier's devilry!
That's terrible, she says as you come to the end of your lecture about the horrifying godless practice of necromancy. You can rest assured that she'll not take this sort of thing lying down! Why, the nerve! He'll regret ever hiding things from his liege!
You live to serve, you say as you retreat into the shadows with an enigmatic smile. The man's not long for this world, you expect. Maybe she'll even have you do it.
255 S.I., Late Summer
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This time, the Queen calls on you! She explains that they've had a bit of a chat, the Vizier and her, and she can't thank you enough for bringing the matter to her attention. The man's research is simply fascinating!
It's necromancy, you protest! He's doing unseemly things with corpses down there!
No, no, the Queen retorts! Necromancy, dear Spymaster, is prodding at dead people, having ghosts knocking at walls and that kind of nonsense. This is
life extension! Eternal youth! That sort of thing. Nothing wrong with eternal youth, is there?
You wisely keep silent for the moment.
Anyway, the Queen says as she sips her tea, her and the Vizier have had a few fruitful discussions about the essence of life and that kind of business, and she was wondering if she could have you check up on a matter for her - there is a little thing called the Book of Hez-Shalhoub. The Vizier's been looking for it for a while now, and he seemed thrilled when she suggested that
you would know where to find it!
A) "The Book of Hez-Shalhoub? Written five centuries ago by a madman as dictated by a demon? I implore you to stop, ma'am, before your very soul blackens from its corrupting touch!"
B) "The Book of Hez-Shalhoub? Consider it found, ma'am! It'll be whispering dark secrets into your ears before the year's end!"
C) "The Book of Hez-Shalhoub? That's a little bit outside of my paygrade, though if an improvement could be made on that front..."
You make a spam game and don't invite me over to participate?
You're a terrible person V:
I figured you'd notice on your own! I've always thought venerable forumites turning up to your threads is something you shouldn't force. Plus I didn't know this was apparently standard etiquette.
But yes. Yes I am.