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Author Topic: SpamGate: General Grigorian Longwynnfellych of the Australian SGC  (Read 13739 times)

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Re: SpamGate: General Grigorian Longwynnfellych of the Australian SGC
« Reply #60 on: May 13, 2017, 12:33:16 am »

 Yeah, and from the sounds of it all we have currently is pistols and PDWs, possibly a rifle or two.
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Re: SpamGate: General Grigorian Longwynnfellych of the Australian SGC
« Reply #61 on: May 13, 2017, 12:54:37 am »

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Re: SpamGate: General Grigorian Longwynnfellych of the Australian SGC
« Reply #62 on: May 13, 2017, 03:11:34 am »

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Re: SpamGate: General Grigorian Longwynnfellych of the Australian SGC
« Reply #63 on: May 13, 2017, 03:36:55 am »

D, Aztecs were not well known for their hospitality when the Spanish arrived (justifiably, but still)
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Re: SpamGate: General Grigorian Longwynnfellych of the Australian SGC
« Reply #64 on: May 13, 2017, 03:43:17 am »

When SG7 is eaten by cannibals because we didn't do extremely easy recon beforehand, you shall regret this!
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You should really look to the wilderness for your stealth ideas, it has been doing it much longer than you have after all. Take squids for example, that ink trick works pretty well, and in water too! So you just sneak into the dam upsteam, dump several megatons of distressed squid into it, then break the dam. Boom, you suddenly have enough water-proof stealth for a whole city!

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Re: SpamGate: General Grigorian Longwynnfellych of the Australian SGC
« Reply #65 on: May 13, 2017, 08:18:01 am »

Yeah, and from the sounds of it all we have currently is pistols and PDWs, possibly a rifle or two.

Standard SG team load out is P90 PDWs and berettas. As for C then D, you'll definitely have a D option later on after the SG translation team gets eaten by cannibals.

Moving on!



You recall SG7 and fit out a security detail for a team of specialist translators. The translators are notably relieved that first contact doesn't involve alien squid monsters, and are pretty gung-ho to get started on what seem to be humans.

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The translation team was scheduled to report back as soon as they made contact with indigenous peoples. They were scheduled to make contact at 4, 8, and/or 12 hours, but no return contact is made. Under the by-the-book first contact rules, SGC is not to contact the team making contact, due to potential for disaster in an unexpected interruption, but after twelve hours it's fairly clear something has gone wrong. What do you do?

A- Give the team more time. You can give them a full 24 hours before anything rash happens. They probably just discovered alien booze.
B- Initiate radio contact with the away team.
C- Send in that tactical team with armored vehicles, this time as a search and rescue mission.
D- Send in a scouting team to see what's up and report back immediately.

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Re: SpamGate: General Grigorian Longwynnfellych of the Australian SGC
« Reply #66 on: May 13, 2017, 08:21:56 am »

C, can never be too careful with extradimensional aborigines.
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Re: SpamGate: General Grigorian Longwynnfellych of the Australian SGC
« Reply #67 on: May 13, 2017, 10:10:46 am »

C, can never be too careful with extradimensional aborigines.
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Re: SpamGate: General Grigorian Longwynnfellych of the Australian SGC
« Reply #69 on: May 13, 2017, 11:44:39 am »

C, can never be too careful with extradimensional aborigines.
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Maybe they got sacrificed :V

And these are ascended Aztecs.
And ._.
WHy isn't "D" a good choice?

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Re: SpamGate: General Grigorian Longwynnfellych of the Australian SGC
« Reply #70 on: May 13, 2017, 12:45:45 pm »

If only we had done recon first.
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Re: SpamGate: General Grigorian Longwynnfellych of the Australian SGC
« Reply #71 on: May 13, 2017, 01:02:43 pm »

If only we had blasted those filthy cunts straight into orbit the moment we saw them!
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Re: SpamGate: General Grigorian Longwynnfellych of the Australian SGC
« Reply #72 on: May 13, 2017, 01:12:05 pm »

C Now shit is in the fan let's repeat history and make sure humanity never learn.
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Re: SpamGate: General Grigorian Longwynnfellych of the Australian SGC
« Reply #73 on: May 13, 2017, 02:13:45 pm »

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You scramble a tactical team together and assign them a pair of armored Hawkei with mounted MGs, slightly modified to fight through the Stargate easily. You'll keep the gate open for as long as possible after they go through, and redial immediately in order to maintain a semi-live tactical link. Signal delay due to wormhole transmission is an unfortunate and unavoidable issue that inhibits true real time command.

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After the search and rescue team goes through the gate, the first sound you get back via the audio feed is panicked gunfire, interrupted by explosions and the whistling sound of some kind of unidentified artillery. The search and rescue team was ambushed, that much is painfully clear, and it doesn't sound like they're doing particularly well for themselves. The optically feed from the Hawkei vehicles is muddled garbage, and one of the seems to already be on fire, but you can clearly see armored humanoid attackers firing bolts of light at your men from some kind of long rifle. It's less clear, but you could swear some of them have metal wings. 

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Despite your best efforts, your men are crumpling up around the gate. The unfamiliar energy weapons do a number on vehicle armor designed to defeat conventional small arms, and your men are forced to cower behind the burning vehicles. The ranking officer on the ground is already dead, along with half of the tactical team, and the lieutenant who seems to have inherited the chain of command is frantically pleading with you to shut the gate down so that they can dial out and retreat.1

Of course, if you do that, it's possible the enemy will learn the address of Earth as the soldier punches it in...


A - Rally the troops and order a renewed assault! Being surrounded just means you're able to attack in any direction!
B - Order the lieutenant to lay down arms. Perhaps they'll be spared for long enough that you can negotiate their release.
C - Shut down the gate and prepare the gate room to receive a direct retreat and a lot of hostile contact.


1 For those unfamiliar with Stargate, the wormholes generated are 1-way only. So if you dial from earth to somewhere else, you can't travel back to earth until the wormhole closes and you redial from your current position back to earth.
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Re: SpamGate: General Grigorian Longwynnfellych of the Australian SGC
« Reply #74 on: May 13, 2017, 02:16:54 pm »

NO MAN LEFT BEHIND
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You should really look to the wilderness for your stealth ideas, it has been doing it much longer than you have after all. Take squids for example, that ink trick works pretty well, and in water too! So you just sneak into the dam upsteam, dump several megatons of distressed squid into it, then break the dam. Boom, you suddenly have enough water-proof stealth for a whole city!
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