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Author Topic: SpamGate: General Grigorian Longwynnfellych of the Australian SGC  (Read 13715 times)

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Re: SpamGate: General Grigorian Longwynnfellych of the Australian SGC
« Reply #30 on: May 11, 2017, 12:40:42 pm »

You decide to prioritize hunting for advanced technology, or at least for worlds with inexplicable abnormalities for the scientists to poke at.

Late May, 2017
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After a few missed dials and a couple of inhospitable and rather mundane worlds, you finally dial into a gem. It's not exactly a paradise, the gate drone identifies the local area as a tundra with a windchill factor several dozen degrees below zero, but the atmosphere is human compatible if not human friendly.

More importantly, there's a steady signal that can be picked up immediately. It's in the ELF range, but has a distinct and repeating pattern. The only trouble is that signal triangulation shows the source to be about 1200 klicks from the gate.

A- Send a pair of fully outfitted SG teams with all-terrain vehicles, towing rig, full weather kit, mobile shelters, and enough equipment to do preliminary analysis on whatever they find.
B- Send a recon scout pair on light but fast vehicles to go get eyes on the source and report back.
C- Send a single SG team with parkas, tinned food, a single vehicle, and an insulated tent. They're Australian, they're used to hostile environments.
D- Mark the site, but move on. 1200 kilometers is too far for a maybe.
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Re: SpamGate: General Grigorian Longwynnfellych of the Australian SGC
« Reply #31 on: May 11, 2017, 12:43:16 pm »

C

This is going to be the best SG episode.
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Re: SpamGate: General Grigorian Longwynnfellych of the Australian SGC
« Reply #32 on: May 11, 2017, 12:48:55 pm »

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Re: SpamGate: General Grigorian Longwynnfellych of the Australian SGC
« Reply #33 on: May 11, 2017, 01:02:06 pm »

A. We're used to dealing with hot hostile environments, not the cold ones.
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Re: SpamGate: General Grigorian Longwynnfellych of the Australian SGC
« Reply #34 on: May 11, 2017, 02:28:04 pm »

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Re: SpamGate: General Grigorian Longwynnfellych of the Australian SGC
« Reply #35 on: May 11, 2017, 02:58:11 pm »

A, we have massive funds.  A king trip through wilderness is not something to do on the cheap.

Besides we need a second team to die horribly for the other team to know how dangerous the whatever is.

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Re: SpamGate: General Grigorian Longwynnfellych of the Australian SGC
« Reply #36 on: May 11, 2017, 03:26:35 pm »

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Re: SpamGate: General Grigorian Longwynnfellych of the Australian SGC
« Reply #37 on: May 11, 2017, 04:54:52 pm »

You decide to mount a full on expedition in order to find the source of the signal. Due to unknown geography and climate patterns, a dialing pattern is set up so that the SG teams can send back regular status updates.

Early June, 2017 

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The SG teams sent to investigate the signal report easy progress. Snowstorms cleared up hours after they left and allowed easy travel. They've already reached the source of the signal, a metal about the size of a buick and the shape of a teardrop- embedded point first into the ground. They'll commence work immediately to determine what it is and whether it can be brought back to the SGC.

That does mean you should probably get the labs prepared, which brings up an interesting point. Due to the strenuous objections the form head of Research (not a plant biologist) vocalized to General Lachlan's holding pattern, you need a new head of Research.

Thankfully, the directors of the Stargate program have narrowed your choices down to a handful of dossiers. They're some of the brightest and best minds in their fields, with the associated... eccentricities.

A- Fenix Trotter, Bio-Medical Specialist with an interest in Genetic Manipulation. Amoral.
B- Natalia Wilk, Quantum Physicist with an interest in High Energy Fields. Mad as a Hatter.
C- Bruce North, Materials Scientist with an interest in Advanced Robotics. Reckless.
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Re: SpamGate: General Grigorian Longwynnfellych of the Australian SGC
« Reply #38 on: May 11, 2017, 05:02:24 pm »

C, Bruce. Mostly because recklessness is the least of our problems :P
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Re: SpamGate: General Grigorian Longwynnfellych of the Australian SGC
« Reply #39 on: May 11, 2017, 05:54:56 pm »

Also C, because materials science and robotics.

Shame we don't have a botanist though. Botany is p good too.
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Re: SpamGate: General Grigorian Longwynnfellych of the Australian SGC
« Reply #40 on: May 11, 2017, 05:57:04 pm »

B! High-Energy Fields sounds like it has a ton of potential. Robotics is cool and all, but it's less exotic and won't be as helpful to our field teams. High-Energy fields, on the other hand...
Also, a mad scientist is clearly the only way to go.
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Re: SpamGate: General Grigorian Longwynnfellych of the Australian SGC
« Reply #41 on: May 11, 2017, 06:18:36 pm »

B. Afterall, we are all mad here.

Also, it will be quite amusing if they are mad because of their research.
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Re: SpamGate: General Grigorian Longwynnfellych of the Australian SGC
« Reply #42 on: May 11, 2017, 06:23:08 pm »

A.  If A doesn't win, C.
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Re: SpamGate: General Grigorian Longwynnfellych of the Australian SGC
« Reply #43 on: May 11, 2017, 10:11:31 pm »

Because madness
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Re: SpamGate: General Grigorian Longwynnfellych of the Australian SGC
« Reply #44 on: May 11, 2017, 11:33:08 pm »

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