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Author Topic: SpamGate: General Grigorian Longwynnfellych of the Australian SGC  (Read 13933 times)

Draignean

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AKA: How many things can I rip off today?

Well, Haspen's Spam games are just so damn fun, I've been itching for something more bite sized than Small Mercies, and I have a raging fan boner for Stargate, so here we are.

If you live under a rock and have not seen Stargate (or live under a slightly smaller rock and have seen the movie but not SG-1), here's the premise. Humans (At Tech Level: Ten Minutes past now) have managed to get an alien wormhole generator (A Stargate) working, through which they can venture to (many, VERY many) other ancient Stargates scattered across the cosmos. Hilarity and Kree ensues as they encounter alien races and dangerous phenomena!

You are going to be playing the individual locally in charge of the Stargate program.(Think General Hammond or Elizabeth Weir, not Colonel Jack O'Neill) So, first things first, who are you?

Name: (Can by anything humans are named. Granted, I will probably hurt you if you choose to be named Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz.)

Your Background: (What Name did before achieving his/her position.)
A.-Scientist: All your life you've struggled with the knowledge that your window on the world is minuscule in scale. Your past achievements in widening that window have highlighted you as one of the few people brilliant enough to unravel alien tech, which is why you're here.
B.-Soldier: You are career military, a soldier through and through. A solid grasp of tactics and a lifetime of war have taught you how to command men even when faced with literally alien threats.
C.-Politician: Silver tongued and a smooth diplomat, your friends and enemies both agree that you could sell rocks to moon-men, praise which has garnered you your current position on the front lines.

Stargate Program Backing: (Who is running the stargate program? This is not just you, but the people above you.)
A.- The Government: You're legitimately backed by the government, and while you're still a shadow program that the public is blissfully unaware of, you still get those sweet, sweet tax dollars. Of course, big brother is always watching. Your approval rating comes from providing demonstrable results in terms of technology and defense. [If you pick this, also add which government you're working for. (U.S.A, Australia, etc)]
B.- Private Entity: Your funding comes from some private third party with absurdly deep pockets and way too much knowledge. Funding is good, the collar around your neck is loose, but the morality, identity, and motives of your superiors is questionable. Your approval rating comes from fulfilling their specific objectives. [If you pick this, also add the name of your hosting entity. (The Starset Society, Totally Not an Evil Front, etc)]

Your Edge: (A bonus for the beginning, and occasional bonuses later on)
A.- Staffing: Your team is especially robust, with a wide variety of specialists in the wings and capable of rapid expansion.
B.- Approval: You have friends in high places, friends who can protect you if things go too far south.
C.- Tech: A cache of alien technology was uncovered along with the Stargate, giving you a head start on any side projects.
D.- Funding: Your war chest is deep, and you can breathe easy at least during your early years.
E.- Strength: The tactical teams available to you are top notch, kitted out with the latest weaponry and trained to some of the highest standards known to mankind.
« Last Edit: May 10, 2017, 07:29:46 pm by Draignean »
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Re: SpamGate: Kree!
« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2017, 03:42:57 pm »

Name: Grigorian Longwynnfellych (part Russian, part Welsh)
Background: Soldier
Backing: Government (Australia)
Edge: Funding

* Haspen sprinkles extra bless on this thread ;v
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Re: SpamGate: Kree!
« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2017, 03:45:34 pm »

Name: [no opinion]
Background: A (Scientist)
Backing: A (Canada)
Edge: A (Staffing)

Reverse-engineering Canadian government expansion into space go!
« Last Edit: May 10, 2017, 03:52:46 pm by Chiefwaffles »
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You should really look to the wilderness for your stealth ideas, it has been doing it much longer than you have after all. Take squids for example, that ink trick works pretty well, and in water too! So you just sneak into the dam upsteam, dump several megatons of distressed squid into it, then break the dam. Boom, you suddenly have enough water-proof stealth for a whole city!

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Re: SpamGate: Kree!
« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2017, 04:53:15 pm »

Name: Grigorian Longwynnfellych (part Russian, part Welsh)
Background: Soldier
Backing: Government (Australia)
Edge: Funding

* Haspen sprinkles extra bless on this thread ;v
+1 Stargate yiiiiiiiss
I've been waiting for a Stargate game of some kind to come along.
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Re: SpamGate: Kree!
« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2017, 05:25:18 pm »

Name: Absame Nagaado
Background: Soldier
Backing: Government (Somalia)
Edge: Strength
+1
« Last Edit: May 10, 2017, 07:29:20 pm by ZBridges »
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Re: SpamGate: Kree!
« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2017, 05:45:01 pm »

I'm putting a invisible duckling here to keep track

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Re: SpamGate: Kree!
« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2017, 05:56:29 pm »

In

I'll make a character in a few hours.
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Re: SpamGate: Kree!
« Reply #7 on: May 10, 2017, 07:06:24 pm »

Name: Absame Nagaado
Background: Soldier
Backing: Government (Somalia)
Edge: Strength
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Re: SpamGate: Kree!
« Reply #8 on: May 10, 2017, 07:14:33 pm »

I HAVE NOT SEEN STARGATE AND THIS SHALL BE MY EXPOSURE! ((Y'know, by reading y'all :3))

Quote
(Think General Hammond or Elizabeth Weir, not Colonel Jack O'Neill)
Isn't...a General a higher rank than a Colonel?
Name: Grigorian Longwynnfellych (part Russian, part Welsh)
Background: Soldier
Backing: Government (Australia)
Edge: Funding

* Haspen sprinkles extra bless on this thread ;v
+1 Stargate yiiiiiiiss
I've been waiting for a Stargate game of some kind to come along.
+1
LETS GO WID DIS FUN DUDE

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I think this is pretty much what Draig said--a 'ripoff' as his humility says, of Haspen's awesome work. :P
I praise both because they're both cool and inspire me against whatever anxiety pins me to doing literally nothing.

Also just to throw in my own silly :P

Name: Althea Macaraeg
Background: Scientist [A]
Backing: Government (United Nations) [A]
Edge: Strength [E]
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Re: SpamGate: Kree!
« Reply #9 on: May 10, 2017, 07:29:16 pm »

You are General Grigorian Longwynnfellych, in command of the Australian SGC. How a man of mixed Russian/Welsh ancestry rose to sufficient prominence in the Australian military to command what is arguably the most important facility in recorded history is a long story, and one that's highly classified. Your reputation as a consummate warrior and scholar of battle has done much to convince the Australian government to invest a considerable amount of money into what is, admittedly, a risky and controversial secret program.   


Where is the Australian SGC Located?
A- Hidden within the Tanami Desert
B- Nestled within the Blue Mountains
C- In a fortified skyscraper in Brisbane, so your boys can nip off for a butcher of Fosters at a local boozer between shifts.*


The Australian SGC had a commander before you, what happened to him?
A- He resigned over allegations of corruption after being suspected selling Alien tech under the table.
B- He was killed after a device delivered as a 'gift' to the SGC by an unknown alien race detonated and destroyed the control room.
C- He was promoted over your head, and now is the primary liason between base operations and Australian Government.
D- He is currently MIA after negotiations with a hostile Alien race broke down and the gate connection was lost.
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Re: SpamGate: General Grigorian Longwynnfellych of the Australian SGC
« Reply #10 on: May 10, 2017, 07:30:25 pm »

Location: C for maximum coolness.
Previous Commander: B for fun ongoing conflict!
« Last Edit: May 11, 2017, 12:02:22 am by Chiefwaffles »
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You should really look to the wilderness for your stealth ideas, it has been doing it much longer than you have after all. Take squids for example, that ink trick works pretty well, and in water too! So you just sneak into the dam upsteam, dump several megatons of distressed squid into it, then break the dam. Boom, you suddenly have enough water-proof stealth for a whole city!

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Re: SpamGate: General Grigorian Longwynnfellych of the Australian SGC
« Reply #11 on: May 10, 2017, 09:26:14 pm »

AC

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Re: SpamGate: General Grigorian Longwynnfellych of the Australian SGC
« Reply #12 on: May 10, 2017, 10:28:48 pm »

BA
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Re: SpamGate: General Grigorian Longwynnfellych of the Australian SGC
« Reply #13 on: May 10, 2017, 10:37:08 pm »

A, D
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Re: SpamGate: General Grigorian Longwynnfellych of the Australian SGC
« Reply #14 on: May 10, 2017, 10:37:50 pm »

Why do you people hate fun.
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You should really look to the wilderness for your stealth ideas, it has been doing it much longer than you have after all. Take squids for example, that ink trick works pretty well, and in water too! So you just sneak into the dam upsteam, dump several megatons of distressed squid into it, then break the dam. Boom, you suddenly have enough water-proof stealth for a whole city!
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