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Yoink

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ROLL TO GET NUKED
« on: May 09, 2017, 08:58:37 pm »
OH SHIT IT HAPPENING

NUCLEAR WAR BROKEN OUT


MISCELLANEOUS ASIAN NATION(S) GONNA NUKE YOUR COUNTRY'S ASS BACK TO STONE AGE

EVEN UNIMPORTANT CITY WHERE GAME SET (YOU START AT GM'S HOUSE BY THE WAY BECAUSE GM LAZY AND UNIMAGINATIVE)   

SIRENS GOING OFF AND STUFF

HOW YOU SURVIVE?! >WHAT DO??   
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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you need to reconsider your life
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If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

Ultimuh

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Re: ROLL TO GET NUKED
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2017, 09:06:40 pm »
>SIGN UP FOR LOCAL VAULT-TEC VAULT!
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Yottawhat

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Re: ROLL TO GET NUKED
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2017, 09:18:01 pm »
Dig a reallllllllly deep hole.
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(1) You start forward with determination and certainty. You carry this determination with you right into the gaping crater that opens under your feet. You fall into a pit. The sounds of combat above dim, along with the light from the suns. In the quiet below, you hear some other noises instead.

Yoink

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Re: ROLL TO GET NUKED
« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2017, 09:24:25 pm »
Quote from: Ultimuh on May 09, 2017, 09:06:40 pm
>SIGN UP FOR LOCAL VAULT-TEC VAULT!
[2] YOU CALL NUMBER FOR VAULT-TEC, NO ANSWER
GUESS THEY PROBABLY BUSY LOADING ALL THE PRE-BOOKED CUSTOMERS INTO VAULTS BY NOW

WHOOPS


Quote from: Yottawhat on May 09, 2017, 09:18:01 pm
Dig a reallllllllly deep hole.
[4] YOU GRAB SHOVEL, HEAD TO FRONT YARD AND START DIGGIN'

MAKE GOOD PROGRESS, IS AT LEAST BIG ENOUGH FOR A GRAVE SO FAR... WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED, REALLY   

Item Acquired: Shovel!   
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

Shadowclaw777

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Re: ROLL TO GET NUKED
« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2017, 09:31:42 pm »
Create diplomatic negations with said enemy, by utilizing reverse-psychology, that if they blow us up it will only to a Nuclear Holocaust for everyone. Most people don't want that, unless their entire government is ran by revolutionaries than sure.
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Re: ROLL TO GET NUKED
« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2017, 09:33:19 pm »
Get on a boat!  Boats be safe from nukes!
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Yottawhat

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Re: ROLL TO GET NUKED
« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2017, 09:44:50 pm »
Keep on digging.
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(1) You start forward with determination and certainty. You carry this determination with you right into the gaping crater that opens under your feet. You fall into a pit. The sounds of combat above dim, along with the light from the suns. In the quiet below, you hear some other noises instead.

ziizo

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Re: ROLL TO GET NUKED
« Reply #7 on: May 09, 2017, 09:57:00 pm »
Start tying fireworks to the GM house for your scape to space plans
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Quote from: NRDL on May 04, 2017, 11:16:07 pm
GG, Ziizo. May my spirit live on in your boobs.

OceanSoul

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Re: ROLL TO GET NUKED
« Reply #8 on: May 09, 2017, 11:22:42 pm »
We're at the GM's house? Easy, then; I type a turn for ROLL TO GET NUKED at his computer that undoes the nukes, whether they're all duds or some other such thing.
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Work on a potential forum game for my return to Bay12. Figure out parts that puzzled me before. Find more things to figure out that I can't. Work on another game instead of solving them. Get distracted and stop working. Remember it a week or two later. Remember I'm still on hiatus. Illogically, Be too ashamed to return yet. Repeat ad nauseam.

Finally have a game completely ready. Wait a week before posting it out of laziness.

Mallos

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Re: ROLL TO GET NUKED
« Reply #9 on: May 09, 2017, 11:30:51 pm »
Erase the nukes from existence through intense meditation and Solipsism. Failing that I'll probably just eat a block of cheese and wait for death by nuclear explosion.
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Gone. Departed. Headed off toward greener pastures.

NRDL

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Re: ROLL TO GET NUKED
« Reply #10 on: May 10, 2017, 12:23:26 am »
Activate force field surrounding my house.
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Quote from: GUNINANRUNIN on May 10, 2013, 01:31:49 am
GOD DAMN IT NRDL.
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NRDL will roll a die and decide how sadistic and insane he's feeling well you do.

ATHATH

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Re: ROLL TO GET NUKED
« Reply #11 on: May 10, 2017, 01:01:54 am »
STOP NUKES WITH MIND. SAVE DAY. BE HAILED AS HERO.
« Last Edit: May 10, 2017, 01:04:33 am by ATHATH »
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Quote from: Glass on May 30, 2017, 12:41:43 pm
Seriously, ATHATH, we need to have an intervention about your death mug problem.
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*slow clap* Well ATHATH congratulations. You managed to give the MC a mental breakdown before we even finished the first arc.
Quote from: Smoke Mirrors on June 19, 2017, 07:59:29 am
I didn't even read it first, I just saw it was ATHATH and noped it. Now that I read it x3 to noping

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Re: ROLL TO GET NUKED
« Reply #12 on: May 10, 2017, 02:17:36 am »
TRY TO HIJACK GLOBAL BROADCAST AND IF SUCCESSFUL, SAY THIS SENTENCE TO STOP THE NUKES, AND START THE ERA OF LOVE AND PEACE!


Yes, I play as Tommy Wiseau in this RTD, why do you ask?

If nukes will succeed, will this RTD turn into "Roll to survive in the Post-apocalyptic wasteland"?
« Last Edit: May 10, 2017, 03:04:45 am by CrocAndBearLover »
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Quote from: JoshuaFH on July 25, 2018, 09:31:08 am
Pounded in the Butt by my own Government... oh wait, that's real life.

Much less active than I used to be on these forums, but I still visit them on occasion. Will probably resume my activity in full once Dwarf Fortress will be released on Steam.

Xantalos

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Re: ROLL TO GET NUKED
« Reply #13 on: May 10, 2017, 02:28:12 am »
AH FUCK

TURN INTO BIGGER NUKE THAN THE NUKES NUKING ME

YOU CAN'T OUTNUKE A BIGGER NUKE
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XANTALOS, THE KARATEBOMINATION
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((The Xantalos Die: [1, 1, 1, 6, 6, 6]))

Imic

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Re: ROLL TO GET NUKED
« Reply #14 on: May 10, 2017, 03:03:11 am »
Become a god
Destroy nukes
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