The Count: 5
You are in a jet fighter. Nobody knows why there are so many of these things in a battle when they haven't been fully tested yet. Oh well, you aren't complaining.
Armament: twin 30mm gatling guns. 12 air-to-air heat seeking missiles
Payload: 8 50 pound bombs.
Respawn: 2
Inspired by your recent success, you attempt to steal another Nazi plane, while staying in control of your current one. But your enthusiasm is your downfall, as you end up bumping your current plane into a nazi dive bomber. You are launched out of the open canopy and into the air, with your original plane tumbling to the ground. The nazi dive bomber seems to still be working.
Bear Jr.: 3
Your second attempt to shoot down interceptors doesn't go so well, because no interceptors show up. They all seem to be busy defending their own aircraft.
Arnold: 6
You calmly hike back to a nearby airbase, which just so happened to be a few feet away. However, your footsteps echoed through the earth, and vibrated the layers of stone in such a way, that a long-dormant volcano suddenly erupted right under the battle. It wasn't a big explosion, witnesses will later say that it sounded like the earth was "burping" but a few molten-hot rocks did fly into the air, and crash through 5 British planes, and 5 nazi fighter-escorts. Everything else went back to normal. At the base, you radio in, and an inactive British jet fighter lands, and picks you up. You are now back in your familiar plane.
Unknown soldier: 2
You turn your Biplane to attack the unarmed Nazi scouting planes, but they are much too fast for you, zipping out of range in seconds. They must have called one of their buddies, because a fighter-escort passes by, and nails you with a dozen rounds. Your engine is smoking now, but still working. A couple bullets passed inches away from your body. You are lucky to still be alive.
Monkey: 6
You launch into space, creating quite the spectacle. the shuttle flies perfectly well, and makes it to orbit with no problems. You deploy your satelite, and it turns out they are laser weapons. They immediately start firing huge lasers over the battlefield, vaporizing a dozen planes before they explode from overheating. 6 friendly planes, and 6 nazi planes (2 dive bombers, and one of every other kind) all cease to exist. Everybody flying in the battle is very confused.
Battle overview:
Nazis:
5 level bombers
15 fighter-escorts
10 dive bombers
6 scouting aircraft
3 interceptors
39 total
British:
60 unknown planes
1 space shuttle
2 close air support fighter
1 interceptor
4 jet fighter
68 total
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Topic: The Battle of Brittan | "cooperative" minimalist RTD [ANYONE CAN JOIN] (Read 3207 times)