Bear Jr.: 5
You watched your father fly gracefully into the battlefield on a kite he spent his whole life making, then abandon the kite, and hijack an enemy bomber. You watched his kite fall out of the sky, hit an unfortunate allied soldier on the head, then crash into the ground. You turned your gaze back to your father, who had crashed the bomber, hijacked another bomber, then crashed that one too. You saw him flying like an eagle, about to get into another plane, when he was engulfed by flaming debris. When the debris cleared, you saw two distinct halfs of the body of your father. You were distraught, but suddenly distracted by how awesome of a plane you were in. You hadn't noticed it before, but you were in an awesome jet fighter.
Armament: dual 50mm gattling guns, 12 air-to-air heat seeking missiles.
Payload: 4 50 pound bombs.
Reginald (not to be confused with Reginald Matheaus Hattenbrah): 3
You gain some height, and prepare to drop some bombs into the fray. you also chew some cables while you climb. When you go to release the bombs, nothing happens. It would seem as if someone... or something... had messed up the cables to the bomb bay.
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz: 1
You say "Fuck sleep" over the radio to your comerades before coming to defend the British planes who don't seem to do anything. However, you said "fuck sleep" in polish, which cause absolute chaos. "There is a german in one of our planes!" One person said. "Find him and shoot him down!" Another said. Pretty soon, all of the inactive british planes began shooting each other, until one of them shot you through the framework of your aircraft. As soon as you were shot, all of the planes went back to doing nothing, and you, and 3 other british planes plummeted towards the ground.
New Character?
Arnold: 2
You Go in for a landing to repair your plane, but with one engine out, and no clear runway, you skid into a grassy field, pinwheel, and flip before coming to a stop. You survived the crash, but your plane did not. You pull yourself out of the shattered canopy, and look at the ruined aircraft. There was no way you could repair it. You would need to think of another way to get back into the action.
Michael Chatterton: 6
You find something better to shoot. Something slower... something bigger... something that can't defend itself... AHA! A cloud! You fly straight into a cloud, guns blazing. You enter the cloud, and water vapor floods your plane's oxygen intake. You hear the engine choke, and your plane begins to fall, engine off. You might have enough time to restart the engine if you're lucky.
Respawn: 2
You remember your german from back in school, and listen to the quick orders and updates given by the Nazi planes in the area, unfortunately, the radio in the plane is hard-wired to only that frequency, so you can't communicate with your allies...
Battle overview:
Nazis:
7 level bombers
26 fighter-escorts
12 dive bombers
9 scouting aircraft
7 interceptors
61 total
British:
79 unknown planes
1 space shuttle
2 close air support fighter
1 interceptor
2 jet fighter
1 scouting aircraft
86 total