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Author Topic: The Battle of Brittan | "cooperative" minimalist RTD [ANYONE CAN JOIN]  (Read 3172 times)

Glass

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Listen in to the comms; I know German. Then, use my own radio to report their plans to our forces.
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Quote from: FallacyOfUrist (on Discord, 11/15/21)
Glass is, as usual, correct.
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

origamiscienceguy

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Bear Jr.: 5
You watched your father fly gracefully into the battlefield on a kite he spent his whole life making, then abandon the kite, and hijack an enemy bomber. You watched his kite fall out of the sky, hit an unfortunate allied soldier on the head, then crash into the ground. You turned your gaze back to your father, who had crashed the bomber, hijacked another bomber, then crashed that one too. You saw him flying like an eagle, about to get into another plane, when he was engulfed by flaming debris. When the debris cleared, you saw two distinct halfs of the body of your father. You were distraught, but suddenly distracted by how awesome of a plane you were in. You hadn't noticed it before, but you were in an awesome jet fighter.
Armament: dual 50mm gattling guns, 12 air-to-air heat seeking missiles.
Payload: 4 50 pound bombs.

Reginald (not to be confused with Reginald Matheaus Hattenbrah): 3
You gain some height, and prepare to drop some bombs into the fray. you also chew some cables while you climb. When you go to release the bombs, nothing happens. It would seem as if someone... or something... had messed up the cables to the bomb bay.

Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz: 1
You say "Fuck sleep" over the radio to your comerades before coming to defend the British planes who don't seem to do anything. However, you said "fuck sleep" in polish, which cause absolute chaos. "There is a german in one of our planes!" One person said. "Find him and shoot him down!" Another said. Pretty soon, all of the inactive british planes began shooting each other, until one of them shot you through the framework of your aircraft. As soon as you were shot, all of the planes went back to doing nothing, and you, and 3 other british planes plummeted towards the ground.

New Character?

Arnold: 2
You Go in for a landing to repair your plane, but with one engine out, and no clear runway, you skid into a grassy field, pinwheel, and flip before coming to a stop. You survived the crash, but your plane did not. You pull yourself out of the shattered canopy, and look at the ruined aircraft. There was no way you could repair it. You would need to think of another way to get back into the action.

Michael Chatterton: 6
You find something better to shoot. Something slower... something bigger... something that can't defend itself... AHA! A cloud! You fly straight into a cloud, guns blazing. You enter the cloud, and water vapor floods your plane's oxygen intake. You hear the engine choke, and your plane begins to fall, engine off. You might have enough time to restart the engine if you're lucky.

Respawn: 2
You remember your german from back in school, and listen to the quick orders and updates given by the Nazi planes in the area, unfortunately, the radio in the plane is hard-wired to only that frequency, so you can't communicate with your allies...

Battle overview:

Nazis:
7 level bombers
26 fighter-escorts
12 dive bombers
9 scouting aircraft
7 interceptors

61 total

British:
79 unknown planes
1 space shuttle
2 close air support fighter
1 interceptor
2 jet fighter
1 scouting aircraft

86 total

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"'...It represents the world. They [the dwarves] plan to destroy it.' 'WITH SOAP?!'" -legend of zoro (with some strange interperetation)

ziizo

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Start destroying enemy interceptors
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GG, Ziizo. May my spirit live on in your boobs.

Glass

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But- but- my personal radio!
Y'know what, nevermind. Steal more planes!
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Quote from: FallacyOfUrist (on Discord, 11/15/21)
Glass is, as usual, correct.
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

Draignean

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Nibble more wires furiously! Burrow into the plane and become one with it!
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I have a degree in Computer Seance, that means I'm officially qualified to tell you that the problem with your system is that it's possessed by Satan.
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Q: "Do you have any idea what you're doing?"
A: "No, not particularly."

origamiscienceguy

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Bear Jr.: 4
You find a nazi interceptor, and hone in on it. Using your 30 mm Gatling guns, you shred the tiny air frame, letting the plane disintegrate as it falls through the air. Score.

Respawn: 3
You  leap out of your scouting plane, and attempt to land on a slightly bigger plane. However, the plane passes just underneath you, but fortunately, you are able to return back to your scouting plane with just a few scratches. Back to square 1

Reginald: 3
You successfully squeeze into the wall of your cockpit through a small opening, and find hundreds of tasty cables for you to chew. You make your way deep into the plane, chewing every wire you come across, ending up inside the bomb bay. However, it would seem that your engine just turned off for some reason.

Battle overview:

Nazis:
7 level bombers
26 fighter-escorts
12 dive bombers
9 scouting aircraft
6 interceptors

60 total

British:
79 unknown planes
1 space shuttle
2 close air support fighter
1 interceptor
2 jet fighter
1 scouting aircraft

86 total
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"'...It represents the world. They [the dwarves] plan to destroy it.' 'WITH SOAP?!'" -legend of zoro (with some strange interperetation)

Dustan Hache

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try to salvage the HMG and use it to shoot the planes from the ground as  a makeshift anti-air cannon.
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I figure at some point, you're just gonna run outta fucks to give and just off yourself whenever you get hurt at all. It's not like there's any downsides to it. Hangover? Suicide will fix that. Stubbed your toe? Suicide. Headache? Suicide. Papercut? Suicide.

Draignean

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Coincidentally cause a short in the bomb bay and ride a 50 pound bomb into an enemy ship. Chew on the bomb as I go down.
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I have a degree in Computer Seance, that means I'm officially qualified to tell you that the problem with your system is that it's possessed by Satan.
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Q: "Do you have any idea what you're doing?"
A: "No, not particularly."

Glass

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Again!
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Quote from: FallacyOfUrist (on Discord, 11/15/21)
Glass is, as usual, correct.
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

Dark One

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((I think that your translator is wrong, as it means just "Fuck", the second part being added for expression that it's much worse than the usual swear.))

Spoiler: Getting back in (click to show/hide)

ziizo

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continue gunning down interceptors.
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GG, Ziizo. May my spirit live on in your boobs.

origamiscienceguy

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Unknown Soldier: 2
You are in a world war 1 era biplane. It is extremely slow, but quite maneuverable. However, it's armament is pitiful, and it's climb rate is atrocious. Also, a steep dive, or upside-down flying will immediately stall the outdated piston engine.
Armament: 20 mm cannon
Payload: none

Arnold: 2
You find the Machine gun lying apart from the wreck of your plane, and with much struggle, you paint it to the sky, and let her rip. The gun immediately explodes in your face, tossing you several feet, and leaving you with broken bones and bleeding all over. You crawl into a sitting position, and look at the battle raging above. If only there was a way you could still help...

Reginald: 6
You climb onto a bomb, and chew a few more wires, when suddenly, both bombs in the underside of the plane drop, with you on one of them. The bomb you aren't riding punches a hole straight through the roof of a nazi bomber, and explodes inside, launching high explosives in every direction. The resulting explosions kill both friend and foe indiscriminately. In addition to this, your original plane crashes into a clump of british planes, destroying a few of them as well. The bomb you are riding falls towards a fighter-escort, with you chewing wires all the way down. The bomb impacts the fighter-escort, launching you off the bomb and into the bowels of the plane, next to the magazines and fuel. The bomb for some reason didn't explode, instead, it fell straight through the plane, making a neat hole in the top and bottom. You are now in the fighter-escort, but a german is flying it. In total, 6 allied planes were destroyed, 3 nazi fighter-escorts, 2 scouting aircraft, and one bomber were destroyed.

Respawn: 4
You once again attempt to hijack a new plane mid-air (for some reason, it seems easier to do than one would expect) And this time you are successful. You crash into a nazi fighter-escort, toss the pilot out, and take the controls.

Bear Jr. 5
You lead dodge between your allies and find two more interceptors about to cause some trouble. It is extremely convienient that these types of attacks only seem to happen when someone looks for them. Regardless, with swift and expert piloting, you shoot one interceptor such that it crashes into the other one. They both tumble to the ground in unison. Huzzah!

Battle overview:

Nazis:
6 level bombers
21 fighter-escorts
12 dive bombers
7 scouting aircraft
4 interceptors

50 total

British:
73 unknown planes
1 space shuttle
2 close air support fighter
1 interceptor
2 jet fighter
1 fighter-escort

80 total
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"'...It represents the world. They [the dwarves] plan to destroy it.' 'WITH SOAP?!'" -legend of zoro (with some strange interperetation)

Glass

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Steal another plane! More than one plane, if at all possible!
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Quote from: FallacyOfUrist (on Discord, 11/15/21)
Glass is, as usual, correct.
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

ziizo

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keep shooting interceptors
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GG, Ziizo. May my spirit live on in your boobs.

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Character sheet:
Name : The Count
Additional information : Actually a captain in the Royal Navy
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