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Author Topic: The Battle of Brittan | "cooperative" minimalist RTD [ANYONE CAN JOIN]  (Read 3209 times)

Glass

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... huh.

Name: Jack Frost
It is unclear where he came from. As far as anyone can tell, he came with the plane.
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Glass is, as usual, correct.
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

origamiscienceguy

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Jack Frost: 5
You are in an experimental jet fighter. It is by far the fastest aircraft on the battlezone (except for the space shuttle) and it packs a huge array of cannons, cutting-edge heat seeking missiles, and enough acceleration to easily get the height advantage over any other aircraft.
Armament: dual 50mm gattling guns, 12 air-to-air heat seeking missiles.
Payload: 4 50 pound bombs.

Bear: 5
Knowing full well that a kite was not the best aircraft for a battle, you ditch your kite, and fall towards an incoming nazi bomber. You land dead center right where the wings meet the fusalage. Once you find a grip, you shimmy your way under the plane and enter through the open bomb bay. You find a hatch, and emerge inside the plane, much to the surprise of the 6 crewmembers. Before any of them can react, you punch the closest one, steal his pistol, and shoot all the crewmembers inside the main cabin. You walk up to the controls, crack your knuckles, and grab the controls. You are now flying a level bomber. It's tail turret is still operated by the enemy, but you have neutralized the rest of the plane. From the pilots seat, you really only have control of the bombs, because operating a turret would require you to let go of the controls.



Battle overview:

Nazis:
8 level bombers
29 fighter-escorts
20 dive bombers
10 scouting aircraft
10 interceptors

77 total

British:
94 unknown planes
1 space shuttle
1 close air support fighter
2 interceptor
1 level bomber

99 total


 
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"'...It represents the world. They [the dwarves] plan to destroy it.' 'WITH SOAP?!'" -legend of zoro (with some strange interperetation)

Glass

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Nice.

Get the height advantage.
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Quote from: FallacyOfUrist (on Discord, 11/15/21)
Glass is, as usual, correct.
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

origamiscienceguy

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Jack Frost: 1
You try to get the height advantage, but you forget that the controls are inverted, and you plummet towards the ground uncontrolably. You manage to bail, however, and watch the futuristic prototype jet fighter explode upon imact with the ground. Unfortunately, you are hit by a falling kite right on the head, and you die.

Time to make a new character!

Battle overview:

Nazis:
8 level bombers
29 fighter-escorts
20 dive bombers
10 scouting aircraft
10 interceptors

77 total

British:
93 unknown planes
1 space shuttle
1 close air support fighter
2 interceptor
1 level bomber

98 total

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"'...It represents the world. They [the dwarves] plan to destroy it.' 'WITH SOAP?!'" -legend of zoro (with some strange interperetation)

Glass

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...

Respawn. Because this is obviously a video game.
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Quote from: FallacyOfUrist (on Discord, 11/15/21)
Glass is, as usual, correct.
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

Dustan Hache

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Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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I figure at some point, you're just gonna run outta fucks to give and just off yourself whenever you get hurt at all. It's not like there's any downsides to it. Hangover? Suicide will fix that. Stubbed your toe? Suicide. Headache? Suicide. Papercut? Suicide.

johiah

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Name: Bob
He is just a simple farmer who got pulled into this war thingamajigy.

Shoot the Nazi scum
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Oh no, you won't laser my death star.
On a fun note, all of the beds just starting disintegrating

ziizo

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crash the plane into another enemy plane, jump away at last second with parachute if possible..
« Last Edit: May 10, 2017, 05:12:56 pm by ziizo »
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GG, Ziizo. May my spirit live on in your boobs.

origamiscienceguy

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Respawn (what a weird name...):5
You watch as your wingman, Jack Frost, nose-dives his jet fighter straight into the ground. Thankfully, you at least know how to fly your jet fighter.
Armament: dual 50mm gattling guns, 12 air-to-air heat seeking missiles.
Payload: 4 50 pound bombs.

Arnold: 5
You too, are in a jet fighter (for a prototype, these things seem to be everywhere) However, yours was made in the good ol'e USA, so there is absolutely no way it could suffer from the same "hardware" problems that cause Jack Frost's plane to malfunction.
Armament: dual 50mm gattling guns, 12 air-to-air heat seeking missiles.
Payload: 4 50 pound bombs.

Bob: 5
You too, are in a jet fighter. It is strange how nobody noticed how many of these things there were until just recently. You'd think a plane flying faster than sound would be a bit more conspicuous.
Armament: dual 50mm gattling guns, 12 air-to-air heat seeking missiles.
Payload: 4 50 pound bombs.

Bear: 4
You take the enemy bomber, and crash it into the nearest Nazi bomber. Once on a collision course, you exit the vehicle through the main hatch. Unfortunately, once you leave, a Nazi dive bomber gets in the way and you end up colliding with it instead of the level bomber, but with a massive explosion, you are still happy that an enemy died. You are now falling through the air. I hope you have a plan.



Battle overview:

Nazis:
8 level bombers
29 fighter-escorts
19dive bombers
10 scouting aircraft
10 interceptors

76 total

British:
90 unknown planes
1 space shuttle
1 close air support fighter
2 interceptor
3 jet fighters

97 total
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Dustan Hache

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Perform hit and run tactics on the engines of the larger craft with the HMG. Use missiles to quickly pick off any interceptors I get in my sight.
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I figure at some point, you're just gonna run outta fucks to give and just off yourself whenever you get hurt at all. It's not like there's any downsides to it. Hangover? Suicide will fix that. Stubbed your toe? Suicide. Headache? Suicide. Papercut? Suicide.

ziizo

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open your coat and use the wind to fly around with all the grace of a flying squirrel.
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GG, Ziizo. May my spirit live on in your boobs.

origamiscienceguy

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Arnold: 5
You zip around a level bomber, too fast for their turrets to track, and set yourself up right behind the bomber, cutting your engines to half throttle to stay behind the lumbering beast. With three short bursts, your twin machine guns rip apart three of the four engines, sending the bomber into a flatspin. With your experience, you know that bomber is toast. Almost immediately, the bombers 3 fighter-escorts as well as a loose interceptor converge upon you. You fire four sidewinder missiles, and all of the enemy planes explode in brilliant red flames. You now have 8 remaining missiles.

Ziizo: 3
You open your jacket to attempt to fly like a squirrel, but unfortunately, you are not a squirrel, and as such, you continue to fall. (that is a lot of commas for one sentence. Is that grammatically correct?)

Battle overview:

Nazis:
7 level bombers
26 fighter-escorts
19 dive bombers
10 scouting aircraft
9 interceptors

71 total

British:
90 unknown planes
1 space shuttle
1 close air support fighter
2 interceptor
3 jet fighters

97 total
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Failbird105

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I have an interceptor. Therefor begin intercepting attacks on allied craft.
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ziizo

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try to land in a enemy plane.
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GG, Ziizo. May my spirit live on in your boobs.

Glass

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Do what I'm supposed to do!
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Quote from: FallacyOfUrist (on Discord, 11/15/21)
Glass is, as usual, correct.
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.
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