An article from the pages of the Weekly AS-AC-18:
The FSDAO Welcomes Jews Into the Fold
As many of you may know, our gun-banning Nazi "allies" have been putting some pressure on our glorious nation to bend to their ways, and as you likely also know their henchmen the NFPP and FSG have been spreading threats against the Jewish people of Forenia.
The Jewish people of Forenia are hard-working business owners, like many of the members of the Forenian Self-Defence Advocacy Organization, and gun owners just like us -- so the Forenian Self-Defence Advocacy Organization would like to invite them to strengthen the force of gun ownership in this country and to protect themselves at the same time.
The FSG likes to threaten good people by having Tiger Armor and guns that unarmed people can't deal with. Now, some voices in groups like the Peace Party would have you think that the answer is to disarm them and everyone, but that's ridiculous. Instead we invite the Jewish people of Forenia to join us in owning Tiger Armor and heavy guns of our own! You're a lot less tempting of a target if they know you'll kill them if they attack, after all, and what better way to communicate that than by carrying three guns and wearing Tiger Armor at once?