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[Haspen]

You decide to call up your miraculous powers!

What kinda miracle/fireworks/disaster shall you bring upon city councillors inside the hall?

Describe it!

[S34N1C]

PTW

[crazyabe]

Let us make it rain leaches and Toads upon their heads.

[Mardent23]

And then anything made of wood ignites.

[Ardent Debater]

And then anything made of wood ignites.

BURN THEM ALL IN CLEANSING FLAME!

[Tiruin]

Well this is real thorough heresy :V

How's about starting on a way that helps them realize what'sup with Trigonometrism instead, so...y'know, instead of having really weird stuff happening, they'll connect it to Trigonometrism.

Make whatever subtle blasphemous things in Trigonometrism appear in the council over time. Especially in that fine print they keep reading in city reports.

Over a long period of time.

[Draignean]

And then anything made of wood ignites.

BURN THEM ALL IN CLEANSING FLAME!

Upon there heads shall we visit flame, but not the flame that man kindles within his hearth for peace and warmth, nor the savage fire that sets forests ablaze and drives animals to the four winds. We shall bring them a pyre divine, so that the impurities of their lesser faiths may be cleansed from their souls, and so that their newly cleansed souls might be freed of their corrupted flesh, and so that these souls might have the chance to pass unto the way of the true faith.

The color of this divine flame shall be of the sable light seen in stars, and its action shall be as holy silver pouring forth from the divine crucible. Upon every tongue of this flame shall there be wedge, as to honor the sacred basis of the true faith, and upon every wedge shall be written the holy words of our faith. The temperament of this fire shall not be hot, nor shall it be cold. We are not a low and craven thug, to set far to our enemies as a criminal sets a flame with a broken lantern. Our fire will have the temperament of a blade, so that each lick of silver flame cuts and draws out impure blood, but does not burn.

But lo, this cutting flame does not act as a madman wielding a knife to butcher and maim the weak, it shall act with a scribe's careful purpose. The cuts inflicted by the wedges upon the tongues of the holy flame shall take the shape of words in the holy tongue, and the words shall take the form of scripture, and the scripture shall be of the form of truth. In the blood of the heretic shall we write the divine truth, so that even the filth and wickedness which they have used to succor their heathen flesh shall find a use as ink for the true way.

[Mardent23]

We

And then anything made of wood ignites.

BURN THEM ALL IN CLEANSING FLAME!

Upon there heads shall we visit flame, but not the flame that man kindles within his hearth for peace and warmth, nor the savage fire that sets forests ablaze and drives animals to the four winds. We shall bring them a pyre divine, so that the impurities of their lesser faiths may be cleansed from their souls, and so that their newly cleansed souls might be freed of their corrupted flesh, and so that these souls might have the chance to pass unto the way of the true faith.

The color of this divine flame shall be of the sable light seen in stars, and its action shall be as holy silver pouring forth from the divine crucible. Upon every tongue of this flame shall there be wedge, as to honor the sacred basis of the true faith, and upon every wedge shall be written the holy words of our faith. The temperament of this fire shall not be hot, nor shall it be cold. We are not a low and craven thug, to set far to our enemies as a criminal sets a flame with a broken lantern. Our fire will have the temperament of a blade, so that each lick of silver flame cuts and draws out impure blood, but does not burn.

But lo, this cutting flame does not act as a madman wielding a knife to butcher and maim the weak, it shall act with a scribe's careful purpose. The cuts inflicted by the wedges upon the tongues of the holy flame shall take the shape of words in the holy tongue, and the words shall take the form of scripture, and the scripture shall be of the form of truth. In the blood of the heretic shall we write the divine truth, so that even the filth and wickedness which they have used to succor their heathen flesh shall find a use as ink for the true way.

We seek  not to butcher, but to educate. This blaze is not the uncouth bellows of the smiths. It is the  reflective  light of the candle, teaching, comforting, and inspiring.

[Haspen]

You decide to punish the city hall and its workers with cleansing flames!!

11*

You call upon the powers of Cuneiformism and a fiery lance descends from the heaven with piercing shriek. It slams into the roof of the city hall, exploding the upper floor and sending flaming chunks of debris onto the nearby houses, flattening and/or setting them on fire.

You hear horryfying shrieks of some councillors, the few lucky ones near the windows, when they, as well on fire, jump out of the windows in vain attempt to survive.

Before you know it, several nearby buildings have collapsed to ruin while even more are on fire, their occupants fleeing. Most of passerbies flee away from you as well, screaming in panic, while few of them - including couple of guards - look at you intently with awe-struck, or confused (or both) faces.

You decide to...

A) Scamper into safety before the guards (or the flames) get you.
B) Preach an explanation to the remaining few, warning them to join or suffer the fate of the corrupt ones.

[Mardent23]

B.

[Draignean]

B

[birdy51]

B!

[vishdafish]

BBB

[Deidei]

It's gotta be a big bold B

[NRDL]

B