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Author Topic: SPAMHERETIC! Gustav Vivaldar and Cuneiformism heresy!  (Read 4557 times)

Tiruin

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Re: SPAMHERETIC!
« Reply #15 on: April 30, 2017, 11:20:23 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on April 30, 2017, 11:10:42 pm
Oh this'll be interesting.
I keep recalling prophets like Deckard Cain or those other western dudes.

MAYBE we'll get choices to be riddle-like :V

But the name seems like the most important bit at this point :P
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Re: SPAMHERETIC!
« Reply #16 on: May 01, 2017, 02:08:20 am »
We'll get the Lord to smite every single one of the unbelievers!
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Re: SPAMHERETIC!
« Reply #17 on: May 01, 2017, 02:35:36 am »
1110, 1st Marz

You are Gusvald Vivaldar, and you just woke up. It's been a day since the divine being asked you to remove the corrupt, false faith that reigns this land, and by will of the supernaturals, you will do it! You will convert the nation to the ancient, now-forgotten Cuneiformism. The corrupt Trigonometrism must go!

First you must decide how to start the heresy proper - of course, first and foremost, you need some followers.

A) Let's begin by going to market square and preaching to the masses.
B) Let's show up unannounced at some wealthy person's door and convince them of Trigonometric failure.
C) Let's show up at city hall and demand they convert, less you bring a disaster upon their heads.
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Re: SPAMHERETIC! Gustav Vivaldar and Cuneiformism heresy!
« Reply #18 on: May 01, 2017, 02:38:52 am »
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Re: SPAMHERETIC! Gustav Vivaldar and Cuneiformism heresy!
« Reply #19 on: May 01, 2017, 02:45:35 am »
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Re: SPAMHERETIC! Gustav Vivaldar and Cuneiformism heresy!
« Reply #20 on: May 01, 2017, 03:03:20 am »
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Re: SPAMHERETIC! Gustav Vivaldar and Cuneiformism heresy!
« Reply #21 on: May 01, 2017, 03:05:26 am »
B! Let's try to be secretive with miracles!
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You should really look to the wilderness for your stealth ideas, it has been doing it much longer than you have after all. Take squids for example, that ink trick works pretty well, and in water too! So you just sneak into the dam upsteam, dump several megatons of distressed squid into it, then break the dam. Boom, you suddenly have enough water-proof stealth for a whole city!

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Re: SPAMHERETIC! Gustav Vivaldar and Cuneiformism heresy!
« Reply #22 on: May 01, 2017, 05:22:10 am »
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This only doesn't work when you can't actually do it!
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Re: SPAMHERETIC! Gustav Vivaldar and Cuneiformism heresy!
« Reply #23 on: May 01, 2017, 05:28:06 am »
You walk into the city hall, and begin yelling at the officials that if they won't change their ways and abandon the corrupt Trigonometrism, doom and death will befall them!

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A pair of guards escorts you out and pushes you onto the streets of the city. Such insult!

A) Time to go preach to the masses, rouse the proletariat, or something!
B) Time to show just what terrible mistake they made - let's call up your divine powers!!
C) Time to go quietly convince some influential noblemen over herbal brew and sweet pastries.
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Re: SPAMHERETIC! Gustav Vivaldar and Cuneiformism heresy!
« Reply #24 on: May 01, 2017, 05:31:52 am »
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Re: SPAMHERETIC! Gustav Vivaldar and Cuneiformism heresy!
« Reply #25 on: May 01, 2017, 06:01:22 am »
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You should really look to the wilderness for your stealth ideas, it has been doing it much longer than you have after all. Take squids for example, that ink trick works pretty well, and in water too! So you just sneak into the dam upsteam, dump several megatons of distressed squid into it, then break the dam. Boom, you suddenly have enough water-proof stealth for a whole city!

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Re: SPAMHERETIC! Gustav Vivaldar and Cuneiformism heresy!
« Reply #26 on: May 01, 2017, 06:05:26 am »
B. We're minmaxed to hell, may as well use it!
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Re: SPAMHERETIC! Gustav Vivaldar and Cuneiformism heresy!
« Reply #27 on: May 01, 2017, 06:41:02 am »
This will be funny.

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Re: SPAMHERETIC! Gustav Vivaldar and Cuneiformism heresy!
« Reply #28 on: May 01, 2017, 06:59:16 am »
A. Peasant meat shields, Attack!
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Re: SPAMHERETIC! Gustav Vivaldar and Cuneiformism heresy!
« Reply #29 on: May 01, 2017, 07:17:23 am »
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