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Glorious Arstotzka

17 (16%)

Glorious Moskurg

13 (12.3%)

Ingloriously Didn't Play

76 (71.7%)

Total Members Voted: 106

[Sensei]

HF-32b "Stinger" Our old craft needs to be brought up to par with modern enemies. The gear must be made retractable, to improve reliability and performance. To comply with added performance, an oxygen mask must be added to the design as well. Should the 2 tasks prove to be as easy as they will be for our GLORIOUS engineers, the propeller design will be examined for efficiency improvements.

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HF-32b "Stinger": The "Stinger" variant of the HF-32 has retractable landing gear which makes it far more aerodynamic, and an oxygen system for pilots at altitude. The oxygen, however, is stored in pressurized tanks, the valve to which must managed carefully- if opened too quickly, the oxygen will become extraordinarily cold as it decompresses, in the worst cases causing instant frostbite of the lungs.

[Madman198237]

I hate low rolls.



They really erode confidence in the sanity of the actual engineers underneath us design-team members.

[evictedSaint]

eh, it's alright.  The worst thing about it was "If you use this equipment incorrectly, you get seriously injured" and that's pretty much true for anything in our armory.

Push the Isle of Myark: (1) evictedSaint
Push the Top Lane:       (1) evictedSaint

[Madman198237]

I was just making a funny observation. I still prefer higher rolls, but, honestly, this defect won't affect anything.

Like I said in Discord, you can't really screw up after being threatened with "Have oxy set BEFORE entering combat. Do not touch dial unless you wish to die a really painfully cold death of internal freeze-drying."

Push the Isle of Myark: (2) evictedSaint, Madman198237
Push the Top Lane:       (2) evictedSaint, Madman198237

[Powder Miner]

Push the Isle of Myark: (3) evictedSaint, Madman198237, Powder Miner
Push the Top Lane:       (3) evictedSaint, Madman198237, Powder Miner

[Baffler]

The only option, really.

Push the Isle of Myark: (4) evictedSaint, Madman198237, Powder Miner, Baffler
Push the Top Lane:       (4) evictedSaint, Madman198237, Powder Miner, Baffler

[Sensei]

That's pretty much a given as the obvious strategy right now, then.  However, you'll all probably have to wait a while as the Cannalans seem to have all gone to sleep (their revision isn't done yet) and I may be busy tomorrow.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Push the Isle of Myark: (4) evictedSaint, Madman198237, Powder Miner, Baffler, Zanzetkuken
Push the Top Lane:       (4) evictedSaint, Madman198237, Powder Miner, Baffler, Zanzetkuken

[evictedSaint]

Push the Isle of Myark: (5) evictedSaint, Madman198237, Powder Miner, Baffler, Zanzetkuken
Push the Top Lane:       (5) evictedSaint, Madman198237, Powder Miner, Baffler, Zanzetkuken

Typical Cannalans.

[Parsely]

One drink and they're on siesta.

Push the Isle of Myark: (6) evictedSaint, Madman198237, Powder Miner, Baffler, Zanzetkuken, GUNINANRUNIN
Push the Top Lane:       (6) evictedSaint, Madman198237, Powder Miner, Baffler, Zanzetkuken, GUNINANRUNIN

[Light forger]

Push the Isle of Myark: (7) evictedSaint, Madman198237, Powder Miner, Baffler, Zanzetkuken, GUNINANRUNIN, Lightforger
Push the Top Lane:       (7) evictedSaint, Madman198237, Powder Miner, Baffler, Zanzetkuken, GUNINANRUNIN, Lightforger

[stabbymcstabstab]

One drink and they're on siesta.

Push the Isle of Myark: (8) evictedSaint, Madman198237, Powder Miner, Baffler, Zanzetkuken, GUNINANRUNIN, Lightforger, Stabby
Push the Top Lane:       (8) evictedSaint, Madman198237, Powder Miner, Baffler, Zanzetkuken, GUNINANRUNIN, Lightforger, Stabby

They are without a doubt the worst pirates I’ve ever heard of.

[S34N1C]

But you have heard of them.

[Azzuro]

Push the Isle of Myark: (9) evictedSaint, Madman198237, Powder Miner, Baffler, Zanzetkuken, GUNINANRUNIN, Lightforger, Stabby, Azzuro
Push the Top Lane:       (9) evictedSaint, Madman198237, Powder Miner, Baffler, Zanzetkuken, GUNINANRUNIN, Lightforger, Stabby, Azzuro

Jumping aboard the bandwagon.

Also, why does the SB forums all go to sleep at a specific time? Are they all concentrated in one specific area of the globe?

[NUKE9.13]

Also, why does the SB forums all go to sleep at a specific time? Are they all concentrated in one specific area of the globe?

They're a hive mind, innit.

Push the Isle of Myark: (10) evictedSaint, Madman198237, Powder Miner, Baffler, Zanzetkuken, GUNINANRUNIN, Lightforger, Stabby, Azzuro, NUKE9.13
Push the Top Lane:       (10) evictedSaint, Madman198237, Powder Miner, Baffler, Zanzetkuken, GUNINANRUNIN, Lightforger, Stabby, Azzuro, NUKE9.13