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[Taricus]

Alright, as we ARE allowed to fluff up how we steal the plans, I'm going post how we're doing it to show of how good we are (And how terrible they are).

Katsuro Tachibana (AKA my engineer from the cannalan game), A squad of fellow juraki exiles (The same that skipped Turbados when those filthy cannalans cheated) and a platoon of forenia's finest Salamanders (The troops, not the APC) & Paratroopers (We need a more catchy name for these guys) are formed into Forenia's premiere special operations formation; The Storm Dragons.

The Dragons first mission is proposed to be the first of many raids throughout the war, though the first is no less important than the others; The acquisition of the Victoria design documents and the theft of a working Victoria example to which Forenia can start reproducing immediately. Co-ordinating with the Juraki rebels, the dragons first obtain passage to the cannalan home island by obtaining a cargo ship from the rebels and using it to slip past the Cannalan home army (Or whatever it's called). Furthermore, the dragons arrange for the rebels to provide the manpower to crew the ship.

Once in port, the dragons infiltrate the cannalan shipyards, Though in forenian fashion there's probably a lot of gunfire in doing so, securing the plans and technical documents from the offices of the yard. After that, the dragons travel to the nearest naval base currently hosting a victoria and it's crew on shore leave, co-ordinating an assault with the juraki rebels to take the ship straight out of cannalan hands and sailing it off out of dock and back to forenia; technical details, plans and ship all collected for the forenian nation to use.

The Juraki rebels are well supplied for their aid; a moderate amount of old tiger's whisper radios along with a significant quantity of AR-34's (And ammo for them) turned into their custody for further use against the cannalan menace.

[evictedSaint]

I was thinking more "Red October" than actual stealing.

Cortez defects to Forenia with a Victoria.

[Taricus]

I don't think we're getting a two in one like that XD

[evictedSaint]

Extra plot-twist: he kills el Presidente on his way out and pee's in the water cooler at Cannala's design headquarters.

[Taricus]

El-pres is already dead, and I don't think you can piss into a water cooler (If those even exist around this time)

[evictedSaint]

The new president, and you absolutely can pee in a water cooler, you just gotta take the tank off first.

[Taricus]

But we don't know if that's been invented yet.

[Chiefwaffles]

We can invent it, then ship it to Cannala with the instructions to put it in the design headquarters, then have our agent pee in it.

[Taricus]

Seems like a little too much effort to just pee in it

[Chiefwaffles]

Look, you have to put some effort in if you really want Forenia's espionage game to shine here.

[Taricus]

Can't we just, you know, make like bond and sleep with Cortez' wife and/or mistress?

[Chiefwaffles]

In the water cooler?

[Taricus]

No. I doubt they'll fit

[Chiefwaffles]

See, that's the thing. We're making the water cooler. We can make one big enough for our agent's required tasks. Afterwards the agent can fill it with water, then pee in it, then steal the plans.
We're not limited in the scale of the water cooler here. We can think big! Do what is right for Forenia!

[evictedSaint]

Clearly, we wasted our design phase building a jet when we should have been making water coolers.