High-five airship buddy.
Return the high-five. Continue watching in amusement. It's just like an action movie.
You have a very good view. The GM joins you, writing the update on his ipad, and eating bread.
Try to find a demon that can produce some sort of fire and light my cigar on it.
Oh and then pull it's spine out.
[5]
In a feat pf pure badassery, you grab a demon by the neck, catch it's fire breath on your cigar, and actually rip it's spine out.
Capture demons and bring them to the Queen. Grow the hive.
[3]
You bring a few demons to the hive to be assimilated and turned into unfeeling alien monsters. But, the queen urges you to get more.
alright build new train wagons then
[5]
You succeed in making new train wagons. Now to test them...
Fine demons can go kill that guy. Use a spell to fuse demons into Super-Demon, that's immune to Punching.
[5]
Guess who immediately goes for mr. Punchatron 300.
In a rare moment of comprehension, Punch punches AT the demon hard enough to open a portal back to hell right in front of it, in the hopes it will be unable to stop itself before it goes tumbling through, or possibly get parts of its body removed by hitting the portals borders
[6]
You hit the fabric of reality so hard that a portal to hell opens and swallows the denon. And you go down with it.
However, the domon's master look down from the portal, casts feather punch on you, and orders the demon to kill you.
Perfect...I Fuse the Tree Creature and Gryphon!
[3]
You now have a gryphon who looks very tree - like, and can take root and blend into the scenery at will.
Weave an enchantment of Feather Fist on Mr. Punchatron to make all his punches ineffective. Continue commanding Super-Demon to attack.
[4]
You look into the portal that the both of them just fell into, and cast a spell of feather punch on Punch, as well as ordering the demon to kill him.
Name: Trash golem
Goal: assimilate
Class: golem
become animated trash in a vaguely humanoid shape. Consume nearby matter by assimilating it into my form.
[2]
You attempt to become animated, but unfortunately fail, due to the local garbege being watery, and a demon just caused a building to fall on you.
"WOO! PARTY PREPARATIONS ARE GO!"
SALVAGE MATERIALS FROM DESTROYED REST OF HOUSE, CONSTRUCT LADDERS/WALKWAY TO ROOF OF KITCHEN
SEE IF I CAN FIND AN INTACT COUCH OR TWO AMIDST WRECKAGE, LUG INTO KITCHEN
ALSO PILLOWS, MAKE SURE ARE PLENTY OF PILLOWS OR CUSHIONS FOR PEOPLE TO SIT ON IN AND ON TOP OF KITCHEN
MAYBE ALSO VOMIT BUCKET... ACTUALLY MAYBE JUST DRAG SINK FROM DESTROYED BATHROOM, PUT THAT NEARBY
THEN SIP AT A BEER AND NIBBLE A VEGETARIAN PASTRY WHILST WAITING FOR GUESTS TO ARRIVE
[5I'm just giving you this because it's so perfect. Trust me, it won't last.]
You construct a tower of crap to build a way to the roof of the kitchen. For some reason, there is already a couch on the roof, ready and waiting to be sat on. You decide that the chimney will do for a vomitarium.
People soon arrive, and are now drinking away the demon apocalypse on a ruined rooftop.
Bob vomits in the nearest trash can. After vomiting 5 times, he decides to avenge his stomach by creating chaos at McDonald's.
Burn every single person in McDonald's. There's no such thing as innocence, only various degrees of guilt.
After that, watch some news.
[2]
By the time you get back, the entire staff has run away. They unfortunately brought the tv along with them.
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