Starting AreaMapWAKE ME UP INSIDE can't wake up WAKE ME UP INSIDE SAVE MEEE
try to wake up.
Cadet keeps shooting at NAV
Duck to hide from bullets, and ram that damn cadet.
Continue directing wind
You know what these rolls are for by now.
NRDL: 4
Ziizo: 4
Cadet: 7
NAV: 5
Rautherdir: 1
Ziizo's soldier acts first, letting loose a carefully aimed barrage at NAV!
7v2-2, 9v9-2, 8v10-2: The first 45 caliber impact smashes into NAV's windshield, flinging glass all over the interior!
NAV Luk:
1NAV End: 4
Dog End: 1
NAV's dog is shredded in an instant, and he doesn't fare much better! The shards tear into his face, neck and arms, and blood fills his vision! The next couple bullets strike through the left rear tire, sending NAV into a skid!
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A lot: NAV is so struck with pain that he can't get his foot off the accelerator! NAV desperately tries to regain control of his sports car! However, he can only barely see the road, and the shards in his arms prevent him from correcting smoothly.
By the time he makes any progress, it is too little too late, as the car careens into the air off of Glacier Point. After a somewhat lengthy free fall it crashes to the ground, but the roll cage saves NAV from most of the impact! However, the remaining blunt force trauma shatters the acid vial, finishing him off.
NAV is dead! Ziizo gains the article https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juventinus_Albius_Ovidius9-2: Ziizo startles awake at the sound of gunfire. Lying on the ground he sees the storm clouds gathering above. He calls his cadet to help him up, and the two go shoulder to shoulder to flee the scene as fast as possible. They hobble down the road as fast as they can, but can only get so far as the storm completes.
3-1: Meanwhile, Ziizo's chest pours a literal trail of blood down the mountain. He begins to fade into sleep once more.
3-2: NRDL can struggle no more, and the boxer's body lets out one last breath. In his dreams, he raises a title belt while standing over ziizo. After that, everything fades to white.
NRDL is dead! Ziizo gains the article https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mighty_Boosh(Normally NAV would have claimed it but they're dead, and ziizo has most of the credit still. If the article would have helped NAV, I'd give it to them as stated before.)
3: Rautherdir finally finishes creating the tornado! However, the furious winds escape their grasp! His control lapses, and he is forced back to his own body. The warrior lets go of a breath they didn't even know they were holding. The last remaining troper can now only watch and observe as this force of nature tears across the arena.
TORNADO TIME!All in the vicinity of Glacier Point must now roll for survival. In other words, all of two relevant people.
Ziizo: 2, 4
Cadet: 2, 4
The two are sent flying into the air by a sudden burst of wind! Despite this, they try to alter their aerodynamics to get sent further away from the wind tunnel, rather than closer!
They fail, and get slammed into a nearby tree, causing a fair bit of blunt force trauma. Furthermore, the tree begins to uproot and bend towards the swirling winds! That can't be good. Ziizo is unconcious again now.
Other Debris: 5
NAV's sports car, along with a multitude of dead bodies enter the tornado. No one can loot those dead warriors anymore.
(I assure you this tornado is deadlier than those results indicate.)
Strap the canoe and oars to the top of the car and start driving to the airport! While driving, begin composing some poetry on the topic of football teams and canoes.
3: It takes a bit of work, but DD props up the canoe and oars onto their new vehicle, and starts their engine. Finally they begin to drive off towards Vegas.
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2+
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2=14: You hum a tune to yourself while driving, and think up a poem you believe will take the writing world by storm. Speaking of storms, it sure is great to be able to put that tornado behind you.
(What an odd poem this must be.)
Background roll 3: Despite emergency procedures being common knowledge for park rangers and other such staff, this sudden and unnatural disaster takes them all by surprise. Only a scant few people retain their composure and start making calls to report on the storm. Most of those on the other side of the calls find the story difficult to believe.
KIA: All currently dead warriors are in the tornado. If you want to try to loot them, be my guest.
Did I just lose the potential points for killing Ziizo? Also, I think NRDL might have picked up the Rasputin article at some point.
Unfortunately for you, you have indeed lost kill credit. Same for NAV. You both will probably gain a point or two for all the damage you did though. Who knows, maybe kill assists count this round.
As for NAV's death, they had a chance to automatically bail out this turn, but it didn't work out. Their roll cage makes it a little more difficult to leave enter the vehicle, which worked against them there.
Anyway, up until now the dice have been annoyingly kind to people survival wise this round. I slightly altered how endurance works after that absurdly deadly first round, but I may have made it a bit too generous. Then again 2 deaths this turn, so I could be wrong.
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