Starting Area:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/President%27s_College,_MinuwangodaI probably don't need to keep putting that there, but it has been a reasonably handy reference/reminder for me at least. Dunno about everyone else. Anyway, this looks to be an action packed turn, so buckle your metaphorical seat belts!
Form a hair arm, use it to snatch shotgun away.
go outside behind Lahiru and use disturbing jiggle in enemy post.
Reload shotgun. Fire at Enemy post, aiming for his legs.
Sneak up on Mallos and nail-bat him!
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1: Fighting through the pain, Enemy post grows himself a replacement arm out of hair where his old one used to be! This slows the bleeding slightly.
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1v9: Following up that success, he lunges with his new arm, try to grab the shotgun from his Enemy! It is a brutal back and forth struggle, but Mallos is able to wrench his weapon free and start reloading it!
8-2+1=He remains conscious for now, but his injuries worsen somewhat. His morale boost wears off though.
5v8: Seeing that Mallos is occupied with his ally, OceanSoul runs around to the shotgunner's back! However, he is seen! His sneak attack becomes a regular one!
9v3: The nail bat strikes Mallos in the right leg! A bone shatters from the force of the impact! The nails embed in his leg, leaving a whole bunch of nasty little holes! OceanSoul pulls his weapon back to reclaim it, and gets ready for another strike.
8-1-1v7-2: Mallos finishes stuffing a pair of shells into his weapon just barely, and fires off both barrels as fast as he can. The weapon is pointed at Enemy post's left leg when he does! Enemy post evades most of the attack with a small sideways hop, but the pellets that do hit mangle the unarmored limb!
4-1: Mallos feels the pain in his leg grow further, but remains firm and resolute. His bleeding worsens.
7v9-2: Ziizo tries to use his new ability on Enemy post, but doesn't notice any tangible result! Men do tend to have SOME breast tissue, but it is likely only the somewhat corpulant will have enough for him to work with. The ability goes on cooldown regardless.
9v6-3: Lahiru raises his molotov, throwing it in a perfect arc to hit Enemy post and no one else! The hairy fighter is covered in flames, and his armor only serves to fuel the flame. The heat is simply too much for his already heavily wounded body, and he collapses into a burning heap.
Enemy post is dead! OceanSoul wins Trivial Pursuit by default, and Ziizo gets another article! And here it is!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbour's_map_turtleZiizo feels a strange animal sensation, and sees a peculiar turtle in his mind's eye. He now has the power to change into that form and back.
Get back into my car and drive away towards the north and then towards the east.
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2: Panting from exhaustion, Rautherdir takes this opportunity to run back to his car, get inside, and start it. It takes him awhile to orient the car correctly, but after that he is on his way east from the northern exit. Is he heading to the mall, or perhaps looking for something else?
Background Roll: 4
Business continues as usual at the college, and classes begin once more after an unusually long break. Lahiru walks back to Ziizo, and asks for his payment.
The defeated: