Starting Area:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/President%27s_College,_MinuwangodaTurn Order: Ziizo, NRDL
Break my copy of young black brotha in two and stab NRDL with the pieces.
Tackle this breakdancing bastard to the ground and start head butting him.
7v1 ziizo metaphorically breaks open the cd case, then literally breaks the cd itself over their knee. The breakdancer then violently shoves the shards towards their foe's eyes. The book battler is still of balance from the last attack, and is apparently powerless to stop this one. The shards strike true. This is extremely painful for their target, and gets a lot of blood on their hands and clothes.
7-?(Blind, Extreme Pain)v5 NRDL flails wildly, trying and failing to tackle or grab their assailant. But they only grab the air, and fall to the floor.
6-3: NRDL dies from their mortal wound. Well, that was fast.
Their first new article and the first new article overall is... well.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breast_physics(I couldn't make this sort of thing up if I tried. I probably should have asked what sex people wanted their characters to be beforehand, or just assigned at random. I based it on profile info where possible, but that was 2 out of 6 players. Ah well, mistakes were made.)
Take the deal. Put the first aid kit into the car and drive back towards the college.
4: Rautherdir takes the deal, exchanging their money for the kit.
9+2: They stuff the kit into the front seat, securing themself as well as their snake. Then they make a rather uneventful but speedy drive back towards the college. They'll pull into the north entrance at the start of next turn.
Proceed to purchase illegal firearms. Something small-arms and concealable, preferably.
6: "You're one of those Wiki Warriors eh? Well, I guess I could sell to ya. Don't tell anyone about this place though."
The man in a mask and hood holds out an arm, pulling open his coat to reveal a selection of firearms. You look for something easily concealable...
8: "You want concealment? How about this sawn-off shotgun? But if you want something more conventional, I've got this pistol as well. Whatever you pick, I'll throw in some spare ammo."
He shows you the goods.
Sawn-off Shotgun 2/2: 7500 rubies.
32 Revolver 5/5: 6000 rubies.
As is, you can only afford one of these items. You note that he is obviously armed, so robbing him may not be the best plan. Unless you can wheel one heck of a deal, you're only leaving with one firearm. That'd still be one more than everyone else has of course.
"Before you even ask, I only take cash."
Continue playing. Yell out loud, ""If you have any objections to our game whatsoever, speak now or forever hold your peace!"
Continue to play, using my hair tentacles to move my piece.
"Hey, Arts and Literature. I could use that piece. Thank you for suggesting this less destructive outlet for our duel. Those others seem to be nearing the same end as us, but much more painfully."
*Looking over to the airport battle*
"Who do you think will die first, the one with the books or the dancer?"
(Airport? Those two are inside the college. You can't see them from your location.)
OceanSoul lands on Entertainment. With their bonus to cartoons, they easily get it right.
Enemy Post lands on history again.
OceanSoul gets another chance to answer a science and nature question! It was a 50 50 decision in the end, and they just barely botch it.
Enemy post lands on entertainment again. The dice were not kind to them this turn. OceanSoul is gaining on them, and both have more than half the pieces needed to win. Enemy post's tentacle shenanigans are a bit unnerving though.
Scores:
P1: OceanSoul: Entertainment, Arts&Literature, Sports&Leisure
P2: Enemy Post: Entertainment, History, Science&Nature, Arts&Literature
Background Roll: 10
A bell tolls in the college, and students leave their classrooms. The corpse of NRDL is a rather shocking sight, and most of them begin to steer clear of the area for now. A couple are taking pictures though...
The defeated: (This is here in case anyone wants their stuff.)
My condolences. Such a massive atttack/dodge difference combined with randomly targeting the head made that attack absurdly lethal. You'll get your points when this round is over.
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