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AoshimaMichio

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Re: Wiki Wars Redux: Round 3 Turn 0: Final Countdown
« Reply #270 on: August 03, 2017, 04:36:16 pm »

Ah dang, I'm in real disadvantage then.
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Re: Wiki Wars Redux: Round 3 Turn 0: Final Countdown
« Reply #271 on: August 03, 2017, 06:03:12 pm »

Two of you just said to explore the town. It probably can't hurt to be more specific about what you might be looking for. That's not to say a generic exploration action is without benefits though, especially in regards to Rautherdir.

Yeah, just a generic look around for me.
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Re: Wiki Wars Redux: Round 3 Turn 0: Final Countdown
« Reply #272 on: August 04, 2017, 11:37:55 am »

Run away and look for my house!
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Re: Wiki Wars Redux: Round 3 Turn 1: Flight and Fight
« Reply #273 on: August 06, 2017, 01:06:08 am »

Starting Location: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgetown_(Washington,_D.C.)

In the name of Canada, charge AoshimaMichio on Uintatheriumback and bash him with my hockey stick as my Uintatherium attacks him.
Produce a sharp whistle resembling that or referees to stop that canadian hockey fan attacking me. Then explain how he was breaking rules (law) his very unbecoming sportsmanship (philosophy) attacking pedestrian while he himself is mounted on a beast. He should rather be attacking those on same footing as him, namely that guy on motorcycle (propaganda).

(No one has a motorcycle. Also Fallacy's bike is currently with the rest of the vehices. Lets do this anyway though.)

1+2v9+?: Enemy post urges his mount to trample over AoshimaMichio! The construction expert produces a high pitched whistle, and yells at the endangered mammal to bother the bicycle guy instead. The Uintatherium doesn't understand him very well, but charges towards Fallacy anyway!

1+2: Enemy post tries to regain control of the beast, but it seems dead set on this new target!

5v10: Startled by the beast, Fallacy avoids the attack, and runs off toward the southern part of the park, mounting his bicycle when he arrives!

AoshimaMichio takes this as an opportunity to put some distance between himself and the prehistoric mammal.

Enter the A-wing and attack the others flying warriors
Systematically flip ziizo off and sling some well-timed insults at him regarding his parentage, appearance, interest in soccer, and fashion sense. Then hop in the pilot's seat of the pepe-plane and take off. If possible have Anon (Bane) shoot ziizo from the gunner's seat.

Init: 2v7

10v4: "Your face is one that only a mother could love!  Your fashion sense is so terrible that your clothes wouldn't make it into the bargain bin! So, of course you'd like soccer! It is a sport for ninnies who rate every injury a 10 on the pain scale! Your mother was a hampster, and your father smelt of of elderberries!"

DolosusDoleus delivers this rant while flipping off ziizo with both hands and running towards the plane he rode in on. Ziizo is rather furious with these insults despite himself.

8: The two men get into their respective seats, and Dolosus fires up the plane's engine. As they take to the sky and get ready to attack, ziizo is opening the A-Wing's cockpit and getting inside.

2: The big guy starts firing the lewis gun mounted on the plane at their new enemy! He misses every shot entirely, not even hitting the space ship. It turns out shooting that from a moving vehicle is a bit more difficult than anticipated.

10: Ziizo finally gets inside, safe at last behind the space ship's futuristic armor. For good measure, he powers up the shields as well.

6v5+3: Eager for revenge, ziizo takes off and points his twin laser cannons at the pepe plane! Deadly beams fly perfectly on target, but the vastly outgunned fighter does an effective barrel roll, evading the attack!

10: People all over the city notice this aerial assault. Reactions vary from enthusiasm, to befuddlement, to worry. Star Wars fans note that one of the ships is an A-Wing, and many begin to record immediately!

The general feeling about all this is as follows. 

"Is this some sort of promotional stunt? And what's with that other plane? Special effects look pretty good though."

Go to a local gunstore, see what guns and ammunition they have to offer for under 50$.

7: NRDL news network (NNN) travels on foot to a gunstore, after having asked some of the locals about such locations. Evidently $50 doesn't cut it, as most proper firearms are at least $200 give or take $25 or so at mininum. That's without ammo too. Your aide chips in.

"Looks like proper firearms are a bit beyond our budget at the moment. I suppose we could buy an air rifle or air pistol with $50, which wouldn't be the worst weapon. Any ideas to get more money?"

Get on bike, ride to a mineralogy shop and purchase some Anthracite, the type of coal that provides the most power when burned. Also produces much less greenhouse gasses when burned.

4+1: FallacyofUrist keeps biking, looking for a place to buy coal. Maybe that appliance shop?

The biker parks and heads inside. After a bit of looking he finds a variety of coal near the outdoor grills that are on sale. Looks like the good stuff is expensive. $20 for a 10 pound bag. An ordinary 10 pound bag of charcoal is just $10. You could definitely carry 3 bags. 4 is questionable, and 5 is right out. Or rather, it would be but the bike makes transporting it all a bit easier. Any more than 3 will severely impact speed and combat performance.

Drive off and explore around town

3: The american aviator gets back into her postal vehicle after having to run all the way towards it.

1+2: Unfortunately, she gets stuck in traffic, and can't get much of anywhere.

1: She can't seem to get heads or tails of the magical girl either...

Go and explore the town

7+2: PaPaj readies himself for combat, but not much occurs. PaPaj instead takes some time to explore, and figure a few things out about the latest battleground of the Wiki Wars.

Future rolls to find things/explore the city will be increased. 

Run away and look for my house!

3+3: Utterly unimpeded by the rest of her foes, NAV takes some time to try and remember where her house is. Well, it is definitely to the north, she thinks, and starts to run in that direction. She makes it a few blocks.

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« Last Edit: August 14, 2017, 11:29:29 am by Person »
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Re: Wiki Wars Redux: Round 3 Turn 1: Flight and Fight
« Reply #274 on: August 06, 2017, 01:30:49 am »

Not so subtly hint that I'll run a news story on the miser-like business practices of modern gun stores, which maaaaay hurt his clientele, if I don't get a generous discount.
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Re: Wiki Wars Redux: Round 3 Turn 1: Flight and Fight
« Reply #275 on: August 06, 2017, 02:57:46 am »

Use my painting supplies to paint on a wall a graphiti insulting feminists and normies
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Re: Wiki Wars Redux: Round 3 Turn 1: Flight and Fight
« Reply #276 on: August 06, 2017, 04:29:59 am »

Alright, let's vacate the area and start operation "The Great Collapse" aka. call my party people and have them sabotage shit out of city foundation. Perhaps we can make entire city collapse and kill others with it, but I'm happy with merely breaking blocks around the starting park.

((By the way, you have one c too much in my name.))
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Re: Wiki Wars Redux: Round 3 Turn 1: Flight and Fight
« Reply #277 on: August 06, 2017, 05:18:12 am »

speed up myself so I can use the A-wing at it's full potential, then keep shooting DolosusDoleus
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Re: Wiki Wars Redux: Round 3 Turn 1: Flight and Fight
« Reply #278 on: August 06, 2017, 08:35:01 am »

keep looking for house. Don't be a murderhobo. Be a murderhomeowner!
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Re: Wiki Wars Redux: Round 3 Turn 1: Flight and Fight
« Reply #279 on: August 06, 2017, 08:53:00 am »

Ride my beast over to tour the National Mall. I'm in DC, wouldn't want to miss it.
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Re: Wiki Wars Redux: Round 3 Turn 1: Flight and Fight
« Reply #280 on: August 06, 2017, 10:52:55 am »

Purchase one bag of coal, then bike off. Scout the area, figure out if there are any warriors nearby. If attacked, ride towards enemy(+1) and hit them with saber. What exactly constitutes special ops techniques?
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Re: Wiki Wars Redux: Round 3 Turn 1: Flight and Fight
« Reply #281 on: August 06, 2017, 11:39:53 am »

Try to open communications with ziizo

"Nice shooting skills! What are you gonna do, miss me to death?"

Continue engaging in evasive maneuvers, have the masked man keep trying to shoot ziizo.

((Do my /pol/ack bonuses apply to the masked man's actions?))
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Re: Wiki Wars Redux: Round 3 Turn 1: Flight and Fight
« Reply #282 on: August 07, 2017, 08:53:19 pm »

Explore around town.
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Re: Wiki Wars Redux: Round 3 Turn 2: Things happened
« Reply #283 on: August 10, 2017, 09:39:48 am »

Starting Location: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgetown_(Washington,_D.C.)

Not so subtly hint that I'll run a news story on the miser-like business practices of modern gun stores, which maaaaay hurt his clientele, if I don't get a generous discount.

7v10: The shopkeeper pulls out a loaded shotgun from behind the counter and cocks it.

"Don't take kindly to blackmail around here. Sides, you don't work for any news agency I know of. Now get out of my store."

Well, that went poorly. He'll probably charge you extra now if you come back...

Use my painting supplies to paint on a wall a graphiti insulting feminists and normies

5+4: You find a place to legally paint grafitti, and get to work. After a little while, you've created an impressive artwork for all to see. Lets see if people will like it.

Reaction 1: Looks like there's some people walking towards you. Oh shit, they're from a feminist rally!

4+2v5: They start yelling and screaming to you about the patriarchy, so you book it out of there quickly. They begin to chase you down the street! Looks like one of them is recording!

Painting supplies -10%

Alright, let's vacate the area and start operation "The Great Collapse" aka. call my party people and have them sabotage shit out of city foundation. Perhaps we can make entire city collapse and kill others with it, but I'm happy with merely breaking blocks around the starting park.

4: You head to a nearby payphone and shove a couple quarters into it. You begin contacting your fellow party members. Unfortunately, the Polish Nazi party is rather defunct. You'll have to put it back together yourself. While digging through the nearby phone book, you eventually find a group you think would be sympathetic to your goals. The National Socialist movement has a D.C. branch. You make the call and wait.

Someone picks up the phone. "Hello, this is the National Socialist party."

8v6 You spend some time detailing your plan, but even after learning of your party membership, it is a tough sell.

"I'll put you through to the boss, hold on..."

"All right, tell me why you think we should go along with this. We're on thin ice as it is, and open violence and vandalism certainly don't seem a good way to promote our cause."

You'll have to think your answer through carefully. You're pretty sure you only have one shot at this. Your bonuses will probably help here, so use them wisely.

speed up myself so I can use the A-wing at it's full potential, then keep shooting DolosusDoleus
Try to open communications with ziizo
"Nice shooting skills! What are you gonna do, miss me to death?"
Continue engaging in evasive maneuvers, have the masked man keep trying to shoot ziizo.

Init: 5v2

ziizo Flying: 3+A lot

DolosusDoleus tries to taunt ziizo, but the rushing wind is too strong to be heard over! The big guy points the machine gun towards the A-Wing, but suddenly ziizo distorts the time around his starfighter, and the already fast craft goes into overdrive!

Dur: 2, 10, 8, 5
End: 6, 10

Ziizo flies straight at the outdated fighter and fires a barrage of attacks! Four shots embed themselves into the side of the pepe plane! Ziizo pulls up to avoid crashing, and gets ready for a second attack!

The meme machine is torn apart in an instant, and flame engulfs the chassis! Dolosus is heavily burned but manages to survive, while the big guy leaps out of the burning plane to relative safety!

Unfortunately for the two of them, WW1 planes don't come with parachutes, and they begin to fall towards the ground from above Volta Park! Viable "soft" landing zones include trees, cloth overhangs, and the swimming pool in the center. They don't have long to influence their trajectory.

keep looking for house. Don't be a murderhobo. Be a murderhomeowner!

10+3: You head north at breakneck speed! Not a single traffic light dares halt your passage through any crosswalk! You arrive at a homely looking... home, and recognize it as your own. You unlock the door and head inside. What could you find? You'll just have to look.

Ride my beast over to tour the National Mall. I'm in DC, wouldn't want to miss it.

(This is apparently a 1 hour drive from volta park. This might take a little while.)

4+2: As Fallacy rides off into the distance, Enemy post decides to do a bit of sightseeing instead. He starts heading east towards the National Mall. One can only wonder what he wants to see first.

Luk 10: His unusual mount attracts a fair bit of attention, but people seem to give it a wide berth. Travel speed moderately increased for awhile. 

Estimated arrival time: 8-9 more turns. (Gonna be semi generous here. Higher rolls mean faster arrival.)

Purchase one bag of coal, then bike off. Scout the area, figure out if there are any warriors nearby. If attacked, ride towards enemy(+1) and hit them with saber. What exactly constitutes special ops techniques?

5+1: Fallacy buys a bag of anthracite, and bikes off. While he pedals, he takes some time to remember the basics of cqc his special ops training. He was largely trained in subterfuge. Disguise, stealth, acting, cracking codes, lockpicking, all that good stuff. He didn't get much in terms if physical combat, though he knows a thing or two.

Explore around town.

1+2: Rautherdir keeps driving, and runs over a big pothole!

6: The vehicle jars a bit, but there isn't any serious damage.

1: Somehow she feels like she's getting further away from the Edel Raid, despite that her senses don't indicate any such thing.

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« Last Edit: August 14, 2017, 11:33:24 am by Person »
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Re: Wiki Wars Redux: Round 3 Turn 2: Things happened
« Reply #284 on: August 10, 2017, 10:05:41 am »

First, call the Glamorgan-Gwent Archeological Trust. Ask them to send over their most Indiana Jones or Lara Croft esque archaeologists, along with their highest quality historic weapons and armour.

Then loot my house for anything useful. Look for a gun (this is Murrica!), a vehicle, first aid kit, protective clothing, money and valuables, knives, my pet dog, my kids, my hustband, etc.
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