It's OK.
Nopal did in fact sleep through most of it, and McCreeper just sort of wandered off. But as I said, our pokemon just slaughtered the humanoid zombies.
The Sceptile, Garchomp and Charizard I mentioned all died unfortunately (after hewing off more limbs and heads than I can count) but this one Crobat not only survived the battle, but racked up enough kills to get the name "Kadol Metbolt the Scorching Neutrality of Labyrinths". Pretty badass.
Unfortunately, since I thought I would be savescumming I didn't take nearly enough screenshots, so the fight is very poorly documented.
Again. Again my character is in military, armed with pretty cool weapon, and AGAIN whenever there is any significant fight he just not there. ESPECIALLY WHEN I'M NOT PLAYING
Well, you at least had more epic fight than i did.
My fight:
1. Calling the military to entrance, hoping that necromancers will ressurect zygarde.
2.Two stealth necromancers that come with other two with horde of zombies see the nasty dwarf and ressurect closest tauros corpse.
3.Then they all, except one of them, ran away because even creatures that supposed to be hostile are utter cowards in this versions.
4. Two necromancers has sprung from a bush near left-bottom corner before my tresher.
5. They ran away immediately too despite the fact that they can kill him with bare hands.
6. Zombies reached the entrance, militia charged at them, killed like 30 of them, than mostly get killed themselves.
7. Last necromancer ressurected head of my character and ran away too.
8. Monferno, or some other grass-igniting pokemon throwed fireball at zombies.
9. Grass ignited and all zombies has burned to ash.
Pfft
"Mermaid thing" was definitely yours, but since you are died, it's got unclaimed. Don't sure about mysteriously unclaimed charizard and sceptile, double too lazy to check the list.