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[CABL]

Eliphas sees some jet interceptors flying above the city. "I knew that they'll come back, but their aircraft will not save them from the inevitable defeat. Basilisks, prepare Rot Plague shells! Today, they'll all turn into rotting corpses..." Said Eliphas to Chaos Basilisks via vox-caster. Eliphas prepares his Power Fist and tells the Chaos Marines to charge against the Men of Iron.

Rip and tear through the ranks of Men of Iron.
If successful, stop Rethi-Eli from escaping

Decimator Tank: Shoot from Decimator Cannon one time at Armnotok, then drive away from him and help the main army destroying the Men of Iron.
Nurglite Sorcerer: Make Ithadham's body rot at insane rate.
Squad Gamma 1: Hold the line against US military.
Squad Epsilon 3: Use rocket launchers to fight the enemy's aircraft.
Plaguebearers: Stop Rethi-Eli from retrieving the body.
Squad Epsilon 4: Bombard US military with "Rot Plague"* shells.
Predator Tanks & Land Raiders: Prevent Diablo from hurting the infantry by overwhelming him with fire.
Chaos Marines (main army): Destroy the Men of Iron.
Havocs with Multi-Meltas: Melt the Men of Iron.
Chaos Sorcerers: Open a huge, invincible** Warp Portal.
Chaos Raptors: Throw melta-bombs at the fanboys of Milkdrinker.
Dark Apostle Anak's forces: Regroup and attack Concord. 

* They cause sheer necrosis and heavy diarrhea via breath and skin contact.
** By "invincible" I mean "can't be destroyed/closed so easily". It's still can be destroyed/closed, just not with the average tricks.

Also, Eliphas uses Power Fist, so please change "Eliphas severs Rethi's left arm" to "Eliphas rip off Rethi's left arm". Was Plaguebearers' summoning a success?

[Enemy post]

Also, Eliphas uses Power Fist, so please change "Eliphas severs Rethi's left arm" to "Eliphas rip off Rethi's left arm". Was Plaguebearers' summoning a success?

Got it. You now have eight Plaguebearers.

[Rethi-Eli]

So I killed a bunch of his dudes but he still has all of his army intact?

Seems legit

[Enemy post]

So I killed a bunch of his dudes but he still has all of his army intact?

Seems legit

Sorry, there's a lot to keep track of. How about you killed some of his Marines, but Eliphas replaced them with his portal.

[Gwolfski]

someone call Putin.

[johiah]

Man this is confusing. Suddenly people are becoming cows? Someone needs to sum this all up.
A shame I couldn't post in time, I was hoping you would use this universe for the war hammer part, saying something along the lines of 'our Earth got pulled into a warp storm caused by the Emprahsque's birth and along the way to the wh universe creatures from many alternate earths got pulled onto it.
Would explain why Fulgrim wants it, because defiling two Holy Terra's is better than one.
Anyways, ask the Ultramarines what year it is, what the state of the Imperium is, and how it is that I woke up.

[Smoke Mirrors]

So I killed a bunch of his dudes but he still has all of his army intact?

Seems legit

Sorry, there's a lot to keep track of. How about you killed some of his Marines, but Eliphas replaced them with his portal.

I wrecked the portal with a spike of pure evil.

[Enemy post]

So I killed a bunch of his dudes but he still has all of his army intact?

Seems legit

Sorry, there's a lot to keep track of. How about you killed some of his Marines, but Eliphas replaced them with his portal.

I wrecked the portal with a spike of pure evil.

Oh, yeah. The Sorcerers got a 3 to start opening the portal again. I wrote it down on the last turn, but missed actually mentioning it. It's fixed now.

[Glass]

A shame I couldn't post in time, I was hoping you would use this universe for the war hammer part, saying something along the lines of 'our Earth got pulled into a warp storm caused by the Emprahsque's birth and along the way to the wh universe creatures from many alternate earths got pulled onto it.

As creator of our first canon (looping timeline), I heartily approve of any and all things regarding the Emprahsque and declare this new canon as a suitably superior replacement to the old canon.
LONG LIVE THE EMPRAHSQUE!

[Rethi-Eli]

This is becoming too chaotic for me to handle

and it's kinda bullshit that Croc gets all those guys, I mean seriously

[Glass]

and it's kinda bullshit that Croc gets all those guys, I mean seriously

SM and I were just discussing that, actually. I'm the US government, the US president, and the country of Giraffia; I take 3 moves. Croc is a small army; he takes 13 moves. At the very least, there should be a penalty for that, if not just not allowing that many actions.

[Rethi-Eli]

Also I feel a bit out of place since i know practically nothing about WH40K

[Smoke Mirrors]

Hey, did you already say what state Genericville is in, and if not, can I suggest somewhere in New England?

[Glass]

Also I feel a bit out of place since i know practically nothing about WH40K

If it's from space, it's either an asshole (in communist flavor or football hooligan flavor) or it worships the gods of evil. If it's from earth, it's either an asshole (in beurocrat flavor or nazi flavor, all with a nice side of xenophobe) or it worships the gods of evil.

If it's not from space or earth, it's a demon that worships the gods of evil (or is a god of evil).

Understand?

[Enemy post]

Hey, did you already say what state Genericville is in, and if not, can I suggest somewhere in New England?

We determined that a while back. Luckily for you, it's in New Hampshire.

I'll PM CrocAndBearLover.