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[ziizo]

search for the keys to my secret bunker. Invite Oichi there.

[FallacyofUrist]

"Blast. Well, let's see if anything got in in the meantime." As in, check to see if anything went wrong as a result of the lack of security. Also make sure the rest of the computers are secure.

((I'm loving this. Everybody else is like "REALITY WARP!" while I'm like... "Just doing my job."))

[Glass]

"Hello, NASA, you say you're getting weird readi- ah. Yes, that... that would be a problem."
Set up funding for anyone willing to put work and resources into solving the Doom Mug issue.

Meanwhile, the other giraffes should attempt to warn other governments and countries about the solar system's plight.

EDIT: Hey, FoU, I decided to do a google images search for your profile picture... Google thinks you're a cat.

[Enemy post]

"Blast. Well, let's see if anything got in in the meantime." As in, check to see if anything went wrong as a result of the lack of security. Also make sure the rest of the computers are secure.

((I'm loving this. Everybody else is like "REALITY WARP!" while I'm like... "Just doing my job."))

Yeah, I enjoy writing your turns.

[FallacyofUrist]

EDIT: Hey, FoU, I decided to do a google images search for your profile picture... Google thinks you're a cat.

((...what?))

[Glass]

EDIT: Hey, FoU, I decided to do a google images search for your profile picture... Google thinks you're a cat.

((...what?))

Seriously.

[star2wars3]

((When you enter in my profile picture it thinks that my picture is of "Ourange"))
Expand the McDonalds into the nearest dairy farm. Free the cows!!!!!!

[Smoke Mirrors]

I can't risk Diablo getting his claws on a Kill Sat, but heaven just sent me a mission we can both agree upon, save the mortal plain. Without it, neither of us would have any fun.

Begin my assent into space to try to find the mug, and begin plans to send it to the elder plain, the squids will just drink it dry.

[Rethi-Eli]

Attempt to persuade National Guard that we're all on the same side. Greet Guillman. delet chaos, fight defensively with Ith

[Glass]

Hey, question: for the Hall of Milk, could the American Milk Trade be entered, as being "under the control of the giraffes"?

[Enemy post]

Hey, question: for the Hall of Milk, could the American Milk Trade be entered, as being "under the control of the giraffes"?

Done.

[Glass]

Hey, question: for the Hall of Milk, could the American Milk Trade be entered, as being "under the control of the giraffes"?

Done.

Thanks.

[CABL]

1 Decimator super-heavy tank and 2 Chaos Land Raiders emerge from the Warp Portal. 2 squads of Havocs with Multi-Meltas (each squad is 10 people) disembark from Land Raiders and await Eliphas' orders. At least 50 Chaos Marines also emerge from the portal, lead by 2 Chaos Sorcerers and 1 Nurglite Sorcerer (he's a mercenary). Eliphas himself prepares for Gulliman's strike.

Give out the orders to the troops: Decimator tank and Nurglite Sorcerer will attack the National Guard via superior firepower and summoning a rain of rotting filth to demoralize the National Guard. Land Raiders, Havocs, and Chaos Marines will all focus on Men of Iron and Rethi-Eli's minions. Chaos Sorcerers will aid Goatsby in his try to eject Gulliman from this plane of existence
Prepare to parry Gulliman, giving me +1 to my defense if Gulliman or someone else attacks me in close combat.

[ATHATH]

Smite any fools who attempt to stop the IMPENDING DOOOOOOOOOOOM.

If I am unable to do that, attempt to speed up the arrival of the IMPENDING DOOOOOOOOOOOM.

[Dark One]

((I think you misspelled name of my character in hall of milk.))

Arise brothers! Go beyond the lake and spread the word that anyone can be accepted on the way of milk!

Send golems as my disciples.