I've some questions about continuity of this RTD; if the Earth/Humanity will be completely destroyed, will this RTD continue? Like galaxy-wide milk hunt, for example, or maybe there'll be "Minimalism & Milk 2: Electric Boogaloo: Round 2"? If the answer is "Electric Boogaloo", then does it means that the players should make new characters, or we'll be playing as our old characters?
It would probably depend on when and how Earth was destroyed. I do want this to come to a natural ending eventually, rather than just dying out and being left unresolved. On another note, Winter wins the seasonal vote by a narrow margin.
TURN 18take the carpenter to the library.
Work.
63Oichi arrives and you greet her before rushing back to the library. Taking a parkour-based shortcut, you crash through the library window. She rebuilds the library door, but does a bit of sloppy job because she is still exhausted from the unexpected international flight in the middle of the night.
Grand.
Pass legislation making those who worship Chaos guilty of disruption of the public order.
Elsewhere, establish trade routes with nearby cities/towns and grow our towns, economies, and power.
I now govern the American milk trade. We're raising milk taxes for the rich, in addition to my earlier actions.
6,15Given that both parties are now controlled by giraffe impostors, it is surprisingly easy to pass bills. The tax hike on the rich goes through fine. When you send the "disruptive Chaos worship" bill through Congress, some of the remaining humans increase the scope to "any religious practice deemed dangerous to the public order". The bill now sits on President Giraffe's desk. Sign it?
In the giraffe kingdom, your ambassadors are driven back by animal control before they can attempt to explain themselves.
Milk cows, chat with Ithadtam about the feasibility of the forcible seizure of both milk and not milk from the guilty and evil
6Ithadtam is outraged at the idea of wicked men having possessions, and demands a crusade against them. You also get some pails of milk from the cows.
Call in an orbital ion cannon strike on town hall from the GDI, who I am friends with.
4Eliphas takes his vox-caster and contacts Raptor Champion Baltagral. "Champion, your squad must find where the police have taken the mayor. When you'll find him, kidnap him and bring him to me. I don't care how you are going to pacify him,
just bring him to me alive..." Ordered Eliphas to the champion. Eliphas gives two Chaos Marines an order to protect Goatsby and then uses the vox-caster again to contact Dark Mechanicus for a special service...
Give out the orders above, then contact Dark Mechanicus for the special service.*
Try to summon huge warp portal with the help of the cultists, and get more troops. Again.
If the action above is successful, give out orders to Chaos Basilisks to unleash artillery barrage at the police station.
*Hacking the Ion Cannon/facility which controls the cannon, and make it self-destruct.
6vs1,3vs3,3+1,1vs5"Fuck. Cover me, fellow Word Bearers!"
Attempt to assume the correct form once more.
2"Ion cannon firing."
4vs2In general.
1vs4Eliphas.
3vs1Goatsby.
Eliphas gives his orders. First, Chaos sends a team of marines to capture the mayor. His police convoy is still on the way to the police station and is easily destroyed by a surprise attack from a few Chaos marines. The mayor is dragged back to City Hall. As that is going on, Goatsby again tries to take his proper form. The magic fails him for now. Eliphas then convenes with his cultists to try and open the portal as Gulliman makes a call on the police station's phone. Eliphas opens the portal just as Gulliman gets his message through to the Global Defense Initiative. The mighty ion cannon comes online in orbit. Eliphas attempts to call the Dark Mechanicus to hack the superweapon, but it's too late. Several blue beams land and spin around City Hall, carving through the venerable structure. A few Chaos troops come through the portal just as the beams merge together. City Hall is annihilated in a flash. Many Chaos soldiers are killed, the portal is destroyed, and the mayor dies as well. Eliphas manages to escape the blast, but Goatsby is hurled against a wall and injured by the explosion. The cultists do not survive.
Using what I learned in the house incident, turn the ENTIRE WORLD into milk! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!1!!!!!ONE!!!
1You fail to turn the world to milk. In the process, your spell goes awry and instead shields the Earth from being turned into milk.
"DAMNIT"
DO THEY AT LEAST HAVE BLACK UKULELES? GRAB ONE OF THOSE, AN AMP AND A MIC
THEN GO BEGIN MY ULTIMATE BLACK METAL SOLO PROJECT, CALLED 'MILKDRINKER' (BOTH TO CELEBRATE MILK AND TO CONVINCE SKYRIM FANS TO BUY MY RECORDS).
PRACTICE ACTIVATING MY BLOOD-LEAKING TEARDUCTS ON COMMAND
3,6+1,4You get a black ukulele and affordable models of the other equipment. Reaction to your debut concert among the metal community is a bit mixed. Some enjoy the odd choice of instrument while others think you're the worst thing to ever happen of all time. The blood squirting from your eyes is a neat trick, and the laser from space in the background is an excellent finish for your performance.
Continue taking customers orders. Any meal that does would normally be made with cow meat shall be replaced by a homo-burger as is the new policy
4People seem happy with their meals, and things are going well.
Names: Angelo(Arcan) or Diablo(Ov'n-cal'f J'zargo)
Description: The forces of heaven and hell both needed a champion, eventually, the two sides decided to pick one man in order to prove weather good or evil was greater on the hearts of man. The man Adam Simons, gained the powers of the two avatars Angelo, who goes by Arcan to avoid suspicion, has the powers of Luxturgy (light magic), flight, and angelic bad-assery and is the avatar of heaven, (Wears a blue long coat with holes for his wings to stick out, a blue hood, blue pants, a blue dress shirt, a blue tie, and a silver and blue full face mask. Has gold tipped angel wings) and Diablo, who goes by Ov'n-cal'f J'zargo to gain notoriety, has the powers of nyxturgy (shadow magic), flight, and demonic bad-assery and is the avatar of hell. (Wears what Angelo wears, but a trench coat instead of a long coat, red instead of blue, and shiny onyx black instead of silver. Has black tipped angel wings)
Why do you want milk? Diablo "I want orange juice, not milk" Angelo "For the good of all I wish to split the milk equally among all parties except chaos" Diablo Yeah, screw Chaos!" Angelo "Diablo you had your turn now quiet down." Diablo *blessing under his breath*
Diablo's fake backstory "I am Ov'n-cal'f J'zargo, demon god of Orange juice and infernal intern in hells marketing department (all devils that interact with earth are on the marketing department). I came to this world for one purpose, TO TURN ALL MILK INTO ALMOND MILK! Oh, wait, my assistant says that isn't evil enough, well then, I WILL TURN ALL MILK INTO ORANGE JUICE AND RUIN ALL YOUR CEREAL, *evil laugh*"
Angelo's fake backstory "I am a simple angel sent to this plain in the hopes of peacefully ending this conflict and preventing sin."
Every third turn starting with this one flip a coin, if its heads, Angelo is in control for these turns, tails, Diablo is.
Angelo's action. I take my flaming sword from my coat and begin walking towards a hub of cannibalism, the place known as, McDonalds.
Diablo's action. I will seek out the largest amount of nearby milk and turn it into ORANGE JUICE.
1Angelo is in control. You begin marching across town to reach the McDonalds. On the way, you are blown off your feet when somebody fires a deathray at City Hall.
"Good grief. Good thing we found those issues."
Let's get those fixed first.
6You get Norton working optimally, but the enhancements mean that it now draws enough processing power from the computer that it causes noticeable slowdown on outdated operating systems such as Windows XP.
I do what must be done.
5v3You walk into Ford's Theatre as the sounds of the play echo softly nearby. You approach the President's balcony. Booth is outside, and turns to face you. He seems momentarily shocked to see a stranger here. He starts to say something, but then you drop him with a brutal punch to the jaw. Booth stumbles back and hits the floor with a thump. Sitting by the President, Major Rathbone glances over his shoulder at you when he hears the noise.
Continue work on the titan! Ask for a scoring system, or at least a leaderboard!
3+1You finish your titan. All it needs now is orders.
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