TURN 16Shoot at those who shoot at me first.
Request reinforcements from the Emperor.
2v5,1TRY THE MUTAGENIC MAGIC AGAIN. GLORY TO TZEENTCH!
2vs1Eliphas sees his old foe: Gulliman! "Predator! Land Raider! Obliterators! Focus on Gulliman! Today it's our chance to avenge the Imperium! Heavy Bolters, suppress Gulliman! Rocket launchers, fire at the police! We must destroy their cover! Goatsby, stop throwing mutagens at the police and use your magic to make Gulliman immobile!", Eliphas pauses for a moment; "I will install our special flag on the top of the building to inspire and activate full-scale invasion! Don't fail me!". After that, Eliphas moves as fast as he can towards the city hall, while raining hell from his Reaper autocannon at the police.
Give out orders above to my troops*, then move as fast as Terminator armour allows towards the building, while also shooting at the police.
Break the doors and murder the police with my power fist.
If the police force is destroyed, install Word Bearer's flag on top of the rooftop.
* And to The Great Goatsby/Mallos too!
4vs2,3"Destroy the Primarch!"
6vs2Fighting continues.
5vs3Holding the line.
5vs3At City Hall, Chaos rises. Gulliman manages to draw fire from the Chaos vehicles, but is unable to break their lines and is wounded by tank fire. Worse, his Vox-caster is detroyed before he can call reinforcements. The police fight valiantly against the Chaos troops, but ultimately Goatsby's mutation spells and Eliphas's charge break through their lines. The surviving police are able to make a retreat through the back of City Hall, evacuating the clerks and the mayor with them. Things go better for order at the station. There, the Men of Iron's surprise assault on the Chaos lines is able to prevent their conquest of the understaffed police station. The few officers there cheer as they let the machines take up positions in the station.
In the end though, the Word Bearer's banner is now flying from City Hall. Chaos cultists begin to land around the building.
Call cats within several nearby towns/cities to come to me. The others will lie in wait. Here, though, I will bake a Million-pound-cake Titan, or possibly several, to serve me. I also locate the nearest milk-packaging factory.
6,3,2The cats swarm toward you. However, they're rather conspicuous about it and a few people follow them. You get a bit of work done on the titan, but you don't find any of those factories that aren't in the process of destroying their stock.
try to find your car you abandoned it in the airport after spending three hours trying (and failing) to find it last week maybe this time will be different.
4You find it. Turns out it was in the last place you looked.
Add Homo-burger to the menu. The customers will love it. Those who don't can get made into a Homo-burger
3The FDA will not approve. However, if they want to complain they can take it up with the cow horde. The cows drag the remains of that annoying guy back inside for the first of the meat.
ITHADTAM
subdue golem with all necessary speed
Try and divert golem away from companion friend-knight
6vs6"Kill 'im!"
4vs2"SMASH KNIGHT"
6vs6You are Ithadtam. You will defend your liege and his lands to the end. You draw your sword and clash mightly against the golem. You chop off its legs with a sweeping blow to the knee as it breaks your shield arm. As you raise your sword for a final blow, it grabs your legs and pulls you down with it. With another punch, it crushes your breastplate as you drive your sword into its chest. There is a final moment of stalemate, before the two masked humans climb up and blow the golem's head apart with their shotguns. The dungeon falls quiet, besides the ringing echo of the guns.
MOAR MILK.
6You flood the basement with milk. It's about 75% full.
Get the milk. Or just swim in it.
3You take a peaceful swim through the milk lake you have created.
"Alright then. Assuming we haven't already done this, we can start with a full-on assault on Norton Antivirus just to see how good it it."
5You run a thorough battery of tests on Norton Antivirus, testing a wide variety of attack forms. You should be able to make some noteworthy improvements with this data.
KEEP FIXING THE WEIRD CORRUPTED MILK NONSENSE.
"Destroy the intruder!"
4vs14vs5You crush their pitiful resistance and drain their milk away. Those who stand and fight are smashed by your technological superiority. The survivors flee into a back room.
"...HUH. WELL THAT'S COOL."
PATCH SELF UP AS BEST I CAN WITH FIRST AID KIT. I TOOK A FIRST AID COURSE ONCE, THAT SHOULD HELP, RIGHT?
ALSO PRESUMABLY NOTICE BLOOD LEAKING FROM TEARDUCTS.
KEEP AN EYE ON GIRAFFE SITUATION WHILST I'M HERE. IF SOMEONE SEEMS NOT-TOO-BUSY ASK IF I COULD MAYBE GET A NICE CUP OF HOT CHOCOLATE TO HELP SOOTHE MY NUMEROUS AND VARIED GIRAFFE-RELATED INJURIES.
2+2,6+1You treat your injuries with the kit. An employee gets you the hot chocolate, then escorts you out of the zoo. You did break into the cage, after all. They suddenly notice all the giraffes are gone as the employee offers to call an ambulance for you if you need it.
*sigh* Ah well.
Solid Snake Giraffe. Stealth escape. Let's do this.
5+1The giraffes all sneak out in utter silence. Nobody notices until the giraffes have long since reached the woods.
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