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Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 9)
« Reply #135 on: April 28, 2017, 04:25:36 am »

Find a particularly ferocious animal enclosure, like a crocodile or a huge lion. Magically charm the beast into folllowing my every order.
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Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 9)
« Reply #136 on: April 28, 2017, 10:06:59 am »

BTW, in which (Our calendar) year the RTD takes place?

It's the present, 2017. The 40k and other future characters are probably from an alternate universe.
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Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 9)
« Reply #137 on: April 28, 2017, 10:10:11 am »

BTW, in which (Our calendar) year the RTD takes place?

It's the present, 2017. The 40k and other future characters are probably from an alternate universe.
It's obviously 42k17, and the timeline looped.
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Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 9)
« Reply #138 on: April 28, 2017, 10:14:36 am »

BTW, in which (Our calendar) year the RTD takes place?

It's the present, 2017. The 40k and other future characters are probably from an alternate universe.
It's obviously 42k17, and the timeline looped.
Well that's weird and doesn't make any sense. I guess it's canon now. Until it isn't.
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Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 9)
« Reply #139 on: April 28, 2017, 10:32:44 am »

BTW, in which (Our calendar) year the RTD takes place?

It's the present, 2017. The 40k and other future characters are probably from an alternate universe.
It's obviously 42k17, and the timeline looped.
Well that's weird and doesn't make any sense. I guess it's canon now. Until it isn't.
Does it make any less sense than anything else in this game? At least it gives a potential reason for why the WH40k guys are here: just because the timeline looped doesn't mean that all the guys from before disappeared.
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Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 9)
« Reply #140 on: April 28, 2017, 10:41:52 am »

It'll work, I'll just have to justify Mass Effect and whatever else people bring in as well. Warp Storms?
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Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 9)
« Reply #141 on: April 28, 2017, 10:49:33 am »

They happened before the year 40k.
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Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 9)
« Reply #142 on: April 28, 2017, 10:53:37 am »

What if someone like Julius Caeser or Attila the Hun appear in the game?
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Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 9)
« Reply #143 on: April 28, 2017, 10:55:45 am »

What if someone like Julius Caeser or Attila the Hun appear in the game?
Time loops and damage because reality is still trying to figure out why it looped. Anyway, if it's looping, it doesn't have to loop perfectly.
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Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 9)
« Reply #144 on: April 28, 2017, 11:55:14 am »

take the milk shake. It's still milk
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Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 9)
« Reply #145 on: April 28, 2017, 03:00:50 pm »

Milk the cows, then bring the, to mo teach, and put them in to the cow side of the time machine, stick a spoon in the start thingimujiggy, look cool while pressing things and pulling other things, and blast off.
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Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 9)
« Reply #146 on: April 28, 2017, 04:59:24 pm »

RAISE HAND, WAIT FOR GUIDE TO ACKNOWLEDGE

"EXCUSE ME MISS, DO GIRAFFES PRODUCE MILK?"

IF ANSWER IS YES, INVADE GIRAFFE ENCLOSURE WITH CUP AND ATTEMPT TO EXTRACT MILK FROM FEMALE SPECIMEN 
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Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 9)
« Reply #147 on: April 28, 2017, 05:14:09 pm »

RAISE HAND, WAIT FOR GUIDE TO ACKNOWLEDGE

"EXCUSE ME MISS, DO GIRAFFES PRODUCE MILK?"

IF ANSWER IS YES, INVADE GIRAFFE ENCLOSURE WITH CUP AND ATTEMPT TO EXTRACT MILK FROM FEMALE SPECIMEN
Well... I mean, yes, they're mammals, so they do make milk, but would you really want to drink it? You know how goat cheese tastes relative to normal cheese; we've bred cattle to make milk that we like. We haven't done that with other animals.
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Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 9)
« Reply #148 on: April 28, 2017, 09:52:15 pm »

Pester OceanSoul with Ghost Pranks (TM) until he kills some cows.

If OceanSoul kills some cows, drink spectral milk directly from their ghosts.
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Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 9)
« Reply #149 on: April 29, 2017, 06:09:14 am »

Harbinger, accompanied by his troops, begins looking around for any traces of milk. If he is unsuccessful, then he indoctrinates a nearby human then makes him/her lead the way to the nearest place where milk can be found.
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